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Do turtles have weiners

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skirbrt88
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whales and alligators to?




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Apr 15 2005 10:00PM
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reezyfbaby
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I saw a whale penis at the vancouver aquarium, the whale got mad wood, and jizzed all over the water. i was watching this from the underground viewing area. the thing was at least 6 feet long. no joke.

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Apr 15 2005 10:07PM
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I like how you guys are talking about animal genitalia.

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Apr 15 2005 10:10PM
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reezyfbaby
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^i bet you love it

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Apr 15 2005 10:11PM
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skirbrt88
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serious? i always wondered about whale dongs, does it just flop around, or does it tuck in to a flap somewhere




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Apr 15 2005 10:13PM
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french_fry
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all mammals have weiners. An elephant having a boner is so gross, its like a fith leg all red sticking out of the middle of the animal. Whale's penii can reach up to 6 feet in length and 3 feet of diameter.

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Apr 15 2005 10:16PM
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skirbrt88
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thats beastly





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Apr 15 2005 10:17PM
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skirbrt88
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what about turtles though, do they have sex fish steeze, where one lays eggs and the other splooges on the eggs?




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Apr 15 2005 10:18PM
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my friend and I were theorizeing how birds do it:

One bird(the male) is flying really fast in the standing straight up position, while having a massive boner, and at the same time the female is fying directly toward the male with the taco all spread and open and then they collide at like 100 mph. They both die instantly and hit the ground dead, and when the female gives birth, the small babies just wiggle their way our of their dead mommy's cooch.

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Apr 15 2005 10:22PM
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QuazBotch
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birds lay eggs

Apr 15 2005 10:28PM
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^not these birds.

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Apr 15 2005 10:29PM
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skiierman
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So basically they actually give me a run for my money.

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Apr 15 2005 10:46PM
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Me.
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It's all true

Apr 15 2005 10:49PM
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JZ
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no, in bio we watched a video and it showed sea turtles humping doggy style -- it was crazy cause they could have been like 150 years old


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Apr 15 2005 11:44PM
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garrett.
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did u see this on the discovery channel?

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Apr 16 2005 1:17AM
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JZ
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possibly animal planet...


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Apr 16 2005 1:32AM
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skierdudeguy
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backyard...

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Apr 16 2005 1:37AM
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katesd
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worst theory ever.


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Apr 16 2005 1:42AM
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brogilvie
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Fuck, I went to Sandie A go ZOO, and saw too turtles fucking, and one was making noise like hheeeeiiighhg ehe. abnd ther wahales dick is called DORK. I shit you not.



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Apr 16 2005 2:10AM
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Sdot
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The only whales they are able to keep in captivity are small whales, and I can guarentee you they don't have 6-foot penises. Those would be the larger whales like blues, fins, minkes, grays, humpbacks, etcetera. Nice try, kid.



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Apr 16 2005 7:13AM
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p-lin101
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turtles definatly have weiners because i was at the biodome once and i saw two turtles fuckin doggy in the bushes

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Apr 16 2005 8:50AM
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Skipig25
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Apr 16 2005 12:51PM
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ItsPhil
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skeet skeet skeet skeet

Apr 16 2005 6:30PM
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Lé.Skiing
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when a hump back whale jizzes it jizzes like 30 gallons every time no joke, mayby more or less, but now you wonder why the ocean is soo salty.. haha

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Apr 16 2005 6:36PM
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Anathema
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^ i've heard that before. somewhere...


but yeah, everything has to have some sort of oraphus to expel its waste. andi'm sure it would just be a hole because how would you differentiate male from female?

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Apr 16 2005 6:47PM
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ItsPhil
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i love the way the ocean tastes

Apr 16 2005 7:18PM
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1080chubs
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^ its on a picture of a humpback whale on its back with a gigantic penis sticking up

Apr 16 2005 7:19PM
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resnick13
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most animals have penises that expand in width, so when they enter the female vagina, it locks in place.

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Apr 16 2005 7:22PM
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Anathema
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^ i wish my penis had a locking mechanism

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Apr 16 2005 7:23PM
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twix_182
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mine does, but mine acts as a gappling hook and they actually stick in the vagina. It's hell getting it out though

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Apr 16 2005 7:35PM
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flippintricker
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yeah, dont they show you an animal sex video at school? in grade nine at mine we watch a two hour animal porn. its hot


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Apr 16 2005 7:51PM
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LostCarKeys
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I have a fish and newts and cats and a dog...

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Apr 16 2005 7:57PM
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SteezePatrol
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turtles pop mad boners

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Apr 16 2005 8:00PM
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will987654321
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really? i always thought of turtles as being good candidates for viagra, they always look so old and incapable of keeping it up

Apr 16 2005 11:23PM
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reezyfbaby
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wellll i was like 10 years old.. i might have been flabergasted because the thing was bigger than me, so it was difficult to make a size estimate. i guess you really know your whale penis eh???? it was a pretty big orca thoo. and it came out of a hole on its underside. it was a total mind blow. it was gross and veiny.

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Apr 16 2005 11:31PM
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hucker22
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hahahaha. hmmm deep. i saw cows doin it once, it was wierd

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Apr 17 2005 5:38PM
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johanblaze
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bluw whales have 20+ foot dicks. you should see the load they can blow... oh man. imagine if your penis weighed 2500 lbs.

Apr 17 2005 5:48PM
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ItsPhil
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those chick whales must take a beating

Apr 17 2005 6:42PM
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twinskeez
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my penis weighs 250lbs, but I know seanPistol has no penis

Apr 17 2005 6:56PM
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johanblaze
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true. lost it in a ski accident before i even hit puberty. it really sucks because i will also have this high pitched voice, and never be able to grow body hair. people at school make fun of me and call me doplhin.

Apr 17 2005 7:22PM
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DrGonzo729
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your fucking retarded, thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard, plus birds lay eggs numb nuts

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Apr 17 2005 7:25PM
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rightcoastskier
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i saw two of those tortises(sp) from like the galapagos(sp) islands at the philly zoo gettin it on right in the middle of there little living area it was pretty crazy then all of a suddne the dude male on top of the chick rolled off her and made a loud thump sound

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Apr 17 2005 8:39PM
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fizzlefry
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dont you know where jelly fish come from? hello, whale sperm.

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Apr 17 2005 8:47PM
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d-loc
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why do you think its so salty...

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Apr 18 2005 11:17AM
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rodadeaco
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Have you ever seen dogs mate? They get locked together and struggle to pull it out. It looks painful.


big whoop wanna fight about it?
Apr 18 2005 11:52AM
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triebby
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those are some big dongs

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Apr 18 2005 1:33PM
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mk2
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there was some show on teh discovery channel about this ship and it had bar stools covered in leather made from a whale sroctum

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Apr 18 2005 1:40PM
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skirbrt88
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americandumbass.com images whale




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Apr 19 2005 6:22PM
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birds don't lay eggs you dirty muslim, they do it exactly how we theorized it.

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Apr 19 2005 8:01PM
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skier4life159
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thats a damn good question

Apr 19 2005 8:45PM
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Frostfired
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in science last year we had to find out how worms reproduce



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

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