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I rode an 800 Pound Pig

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skipimp_
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I'm on a goat farm in NB for 2 weeks milking goats and shit. There's some huge pigs here, like up to my nipples, and fat! S I hopped on the back of one and held on, wow it was fun

Go ride a fucking PIG!


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 23 2002 11:47AM
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Bawb
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This is the greatest post ever.

You should be on Springer with a title like that.

Respect
Oct 23 2002 12:48PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
I thought you had found a new woman. I'm relieved.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Oct 23 2002 1:56PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
yeah, but yeti's mom is only 740.

This one time when I wasmilking the goats, 2 of my friends came to visit, and they were watching me, so i grabbed two teats and sprayed milk all over them, it was gold!


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 23 2002 4:18PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
goat milk tastes good

- Marc
Oct 23 2002 4:35PM
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Ds91260
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funniest shit ever
Oct 23 2002 5:29PM
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Hobojibber
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YOU RODE ROSI ODONNEL!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT YOU SICK BASTARD......BY THE WAY HOBUM POSSE RULES!!!
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*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse
Move Bitch! Get Out The Way! Get Out The Way Bitch! Get Out The Way!
Oct 23 2002 6:18PM
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albatross.
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BUTTSEX LOLLLLLL!
Oct 23 2002 6:33PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hey, how's your mom?


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 23 2002 10:05PM
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Hobojibber
Posts: 646 - Karma: 10
My moms dead you un-circumsized butt head. Lol jokeing but shes good, and your mom?
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Oct 23 2002 10:09PM
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Ds91260
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yes buttsex is funny, but where did it come from?
Oct 23 2002 10:10PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
did someone say butts?


Oct 23 2002 10:17PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
i like big butts and i cannot lie
any other brothers cant deny
when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face you get SPRUNG!

i think thats hwo it goes........



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Oct 23 2002 10:23PM
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SUpilot
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its 'a round thing'
Oct 23 2002 10:29PM
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yeti
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haha d00d you couldn't handle my mom...she'd tear you apart ;-)

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FROSTMONKEY
Oct 23 2002 10:29PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
wanna pull up tuck
cause u noticed that butt was stuffed(made up)
deep in the g shes wearin
im hoooked and i cant stop starin
oh baby
Oct 23 2002 10:42PM
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Ds91260
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but i have to say those duece and a halves are a little to big for my liking
Oct 23 2002 10:43PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
yeti man, ya just gota know how ta handle her. You get some big ass suction cups that you stick on her stomach so it can hold you off the ground so you can reach her punn. then use some 100 lb weights hooked up to pulleys that are attched to the suction cup on her gunt to lift the flab up so you can locate the d-hole.

give it a shot



SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 23 2002 11:01PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
thats fucking hilariass skipimp
Oct 23 2002 11:09PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
im here all week


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 23 2002 11:13PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
Giv'er Shit!
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Oct 24 2002 12:08AM
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LifeJacket
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heres a challange then...Sean... Aka. Mr. Pimp

Bet you couldn't ride theses hogs... At least I hope not..




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Oct 24 2002 12:20AM
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LifeJacket
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Ah shit your lucky tha link didn't work...


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Oct 24 2002 12:20AM
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yeti
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oh by the way you have aids, hep a,b and c, the clap, the drip, a yeast infection, a urinary tract infection, the common cold, pink eye, syphilis, mono, narcolepsy, leprosy and your dick is now rotten.

your best bet is to dip your dick in gas, apply flame and forget you were ever a guy.

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One
FROSTMONKEY
Oct 24 2002 12:55AM
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westcoaststyle
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title
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
Oct 24 2002 2:45AM
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westcoaststyle
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fuck, i have no idea what im doing
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Oct 24 2002 2:46AM
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westcoaststyle
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naaaasssty

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
Oct 24 2002 2:47AM
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i_am_retarded
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that pictures soo gross... ew

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Oct 24 2002 12:00PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15


yea nude fatties are nasty. you should be shot for posting pics of them. if you wanna see the kinda babes that should be posted check this out and thank me later

http://www.coolbuddy.com/JOKES/funny_Bbwa1.htm
Oct 24 2002 1:06PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
thats the same link newschoolers posted



oh yeti, you might wanna go to a clinic, cause i boned your sis a few years ago, and I know you two are tight, and as well, your 'faithful' girlfriend....gives head like a herion whore.


ohhhhhhh


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 24 2002 1:31PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
hahah i don't have a sister..

...and unless you slipped one in while i was looking the other way, i think you're lieing ;-)

and yes she does give head like a heroin addict ;-)

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One
FROSTMONKEY
Oct 24 2002 5:17PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
pssst, skipimp, say he doesnt have a sister because you broke her in half!


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'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 24 2002 5:43PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hey yeti, you don't have a sister cause I broke her in half......over my cock!..twice!


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 24 2002 8:35PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i took the picture today, when I get it developed, ill post it, so everyone can see me riding yetis mom!


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 25 2002 1:52PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
lol hahahah sweet!!!

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FROSTMONKEY
Oct 25 2002 1:54PM
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1080enemy
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I've always wanted to ride a pig, oh wait no I havn't. well, to each their own I guess
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Ewwww!!! you got me flowers. flowers are just plants sex organs. why do people think it's sexy to castrate plants, and give them to people?
Oct 25 2002 2:15PM
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SUpilot
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i've rode many things before coming from the country and all...pigs, cows, ostriches, goats, dogs, moms, sisters....
Oct 25 2002 2:49PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
heroine whores are a wonderful thing
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Oct 25 2002 3:45PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
how was the ostrich riding?


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 25 2002 6:25PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
an ostrich would be fun to ride

their heads are sooo stupid looking
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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

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Oct 25 2002 7:15PM
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SUpilot
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yeah its pretty cool...they are really strong, but you just gotta watch out for their spurred feet.
Oct 25 2002 7:37PM
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Line1260
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i have chased/thrown beer cans at ostriches but they are very mean. they are also tremendously smart and cunning. especially after a few pints of extra stout


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 25 2002 8:01PM
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Ds91260
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yea ostriges are the nerds of the jungle, thats why they grew spurred feet.
Oct 25 2002 8:30PM
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yeti
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i drank a lot tonight. then i passed out and woke up at 4:30am with my friend reminding me that i had to work at 8:30 am...so then i made the 20minute walk home and now i am here and very pissed off cuz i am going to be super tired.

someone's gonna die tomorrow.

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One
FROSTMONKEY
Oct 26 2002 4:51AM
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Lord_Piot
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d00d are you serious you passed out

damn!
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Oct 26 2002 10:38AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
I think that pig gave me some kinda rash.... or maybe it was just Yeti's mom.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 26 2002 11:41AM
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13
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My litle brother rode a pig too
Oct 27 2002 6:52AM
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BrodyLeven
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are you calling me a pig?

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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