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NS, I really need help on this one
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ok i went to a local restaurant. our waitress was a new girl. she looked hot. i was with 3 friends. she was also very nice. extremely nice to me. so like i was basiclly flirting with her during the lunch. and when the recipt came i- in partial humor- wrote my cell # on it. so a few hrs later, she called, and shes like how old are you. im like 16, and shes like cool. she OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL? what should i do? like she said she gets off work at 6 TODAY and wants me to come up there and like go on a date or somethnig. i just think she must be desperate as hell, i mean she is hot though. but shes like either 2-3 years older? and meanwhile there is this other girl i have liked forever now comming around and she asked me to be her stick stud in lacross even though i havent talked to her in awhile.
wtf is the waitress to old? should i got? will she actually be a crazy rapist?
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play on playa, everybody needs as least one older woman experience
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aiight, any opinions
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haha, if she called, and want's you to go......
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?!?!?!?
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are you sure she isnt 16 too? you never actually told us how old she is.
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as they said... there is no question, you fucking go up there and hit that shit.
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yeah i did i said she already graduated HS. i will go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yah, but i have friends who gratuated highschool at 17. I even have one friend who graduated at 16. but yah, go for it. older women rock - espicaly when they have a car and can drive but you dont have a car and cant.
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dude just go with her an do her an then go back with the chic that u liked ferever haha
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hahaha, talking from experience there?
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haha. ya id def say go do it. if she called... SHE WANTS YOU.
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Are you actually complaining about this? Or are you bragging? I can't tell. It seems like a really nice problem to have, honestly... but personally, I think you should take all your money out of the bank, use a few bucks to take her out, and donate the rest to the Teddy Knape fund for excellence, proceeds for which go to putting ads on billboards about how great and magnificent Teddy is.
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why the hell didn't you ask her how old she actually is? that was pretty dumb... anyway, I'd go for it. Just cause she's older doesn't mean she's desperate... I'll be honest, I'm 18 and I got a thing for a 16 year old that I worked with... he was my apprentice when I taught skiing... he's a looker though. so yeah, I'd do it.
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older girls can be cool :)
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definetly go unless ur gay or have sum insecurities definetly go but dont tell the chick u like so u have 2
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yea dude older chicks are cool, I got with a 19 yr old girl who spoke broken english cause I told her I was 18.... I was 15 at the time
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^ haha, that's low.... I've done worse though
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how much worse??
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like everyone's said go for it...get to know her. maybe shes not desparate maybe just just likes you back? or felt some sort of connection, but you'll never know unless you talk to her...age aint nothing but a number.
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man, as soon as I posted that I regretted it.... but when I was 15 i lied and said i was 18, and hooked up with a 23 year old dude... but at the same time he lied and said he was 19... So I guess that when it comes down to it, to my knowledge at the time, I did the exact same thing as InfernoHits did...
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^im gonna have to report rape here, sorry it has to be done ;)
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older girls are much better then younger ones, in many ways
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there was nothing going on that could even be classified as rape... Luckily nothing too serious happened.
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3 words: Hit that shit.
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Did he ever find out he was dating a 15 year old? I'm 23, and I'll admit, I like young girls, but if I ever dated a 15 year old I would likely kill myself. Or just not tell anyone, but probably kill myself.
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"will she actually be a crazy rapist?"
That's not a bad thing...
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You cradle robber... you know you've gone as young as 13. My personal limit is 3 years younger max (20-17 at the moment), but I have no limit for older.
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yeea 2-3 years isnt that much
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No man, NO! 13 is too young to even joke about, but did you know that the legal age of consent in Japan is 12? Youngest I've gone was 18 when I was 22. I'm a good boy though. I backed of a big breasted 17 year old when I found out how young she was. I think she turns 18 soon though, I should give her a call.
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Hahahaha, those sick, sick Japs. I can't believe you backed off from a 17 year old... what happened to your treatise on statutory rape? Some people live by that creed.
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It is, unless you get caught. Then you're victimized in jail, and that's just not cool. She worked at my little sister's day care. Parents and other councelors saw us flirt, I would have got caught.
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I have 6 words, ''do her, do her, do her''
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We didn't date, it was just a crazy hook up. he and his friend ask for my, and my friends phone numbers... we gave them our e-mails, and then deleted them the next day when we came to our senses.
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fuck her man! you HAVE to fuck her! if you don't fuck her, I'LL KILL MYSELF! DO IT FOR ME!!
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Go for the waitress dude. It's easy pussy. As for the other chick, I dunno what you mean by stick stud, but be her stick stud and then when you stop banging the waitress pretend that she dumped you and be all bummed out. Then the stick stud girl will give you attention and know you're free. Then drop some interest into the mix and bang... you have a potential fuck friend or even a long term relationship if you want.
Do as I say and you'll get the best of both worlds.
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Man go hit that shit. Waitress first, then your friend. you should be proud of your self of picking up a hot older chick.
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^ For sure man, guys don't pick up older chicks that often. I got a pity fuck from a 23 year old (5 years older) after I broke up with my gf. I was walkin tall the next day.
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haha, why waitress first? its only 5.15, youve got 45 minutes to do the other chick first and get some experience for your waitress. best of both worlds, but quicker
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Yes, Yes i was speaking from experience. A car is such a key thing when you live in the middle of nowhere, like i do.
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Go with that waitress, age dosent matter if its under 10 years...Gooo for it!
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take her out to dinner.. at her restaurant.. so you can eat for free. and then eat her out.
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Thats what I'm talking about. Pussy!
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Go for it unless shes ugly... she'll have lots of experiance... unless shes ugly. Trust me you can't fail. Idiot for asking.
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you guys are all great, thanks alot. im going with the waitress and not telling the girl that ive liked for a while. dinner, local concert, itll be cool. thanks.
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im curious as to how this worked out?
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