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What makes girls horny

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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
For all you fucking pimps out there what makes girls horny.

Apr 3 2005 2:20PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
alcohol

Apr 3 2005 2:21PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
older guys and hairy asses


official NS bitch
Apr 3 2005 2:22PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
360 degree hair coverage drives girls off the wall. so do nice triceps. and bums.

-CCR-
"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."
--sean connery
Apr 3 2005 2:23PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
also a swift cock slap across the face,
if you go to a ski forum to figure out how to get laid, you have more problems than just getting a girl horney

Apr 3 2005 2:23PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
just tell em, "you make me happy in the pants"

Apr 3 2005 2:25PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
and yes, it can be that easy

Apr 3 2005 2:26PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
have her sit on your lap and then say "lets talk about the first thing that pops up"

or take an ice cube crush it, and then say "ok I broke the ice, lets have sex"

Apr 3 2005 2:28PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
boobs

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Apr 3 2005 2:30PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
^ boobs make girls horny?

Apr 3 2005 2:30PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
more specifically, my boobs

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Apr 3 2005 2:31PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
a huge cock like mine.

I like pie.
Apr 3 2005 2:32PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
my []D[][]\/[][]D hand
and your kicks gotta be fly

Wanted:
A tall, well built women with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
Apr 3 2005 2:41PM
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godsDun
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 29
sippin' on gin and GHB.

G-Kids
Apr 3 2005 2:45PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
deffitely alcohol


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 3 2005 2:51PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
sucking their nipples makes em sweat before you get down to the real stuff

SKATEBOARDING "How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
Apr 3 2005 3:36PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Daper Dan men...

*Something Meaningful*
Apr 3 2005 3:39PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
i dun wan' none of that, Im a Daper Dan Man!

_______________________________________


Just ski.
Rider for 7-Fold
Apr 3 2005 3:40PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yup, just alcohol. that's all it takes. or give her a real sexy massage or something. that'll get her goin'

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it! _________________________ - Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent) keep it real.
Apr 3 2005 3:51PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
the massage thing is probally the closest answer so far

Apr 3 2005 3:52PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^is your name really KY-kelly?



-Strode





Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Apr 3 2005 3:53PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yeah for sure, girls like to be touched. so just lay her down, close her eyes, and caress her skin man. if you do it right, she'll fuckin jump on you and take you all night long. you just gotta be soft and gentle with her

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it! _________________________ - Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent) keep it real.
Apr 3 2005 3:54PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
throw in a big lip. That'll get the girls.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Apr 3 2005 3:55PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
is my real name kykelly? haha whhat

Apr 3 2005 3:57PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^no that's not what i meant. i was asking if your screenname was actually named after KY sexual lubricant



-Strode





Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Apr 3 2005 3:59PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
kelly you think youre slick huh?



Matching Special Blend Jacket and Foursquare Snowpants for Sale
^^^^It's BRAND NEW. NEVER BEEN WORN!
Apr 3 2005 4:00PM
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N.L.
Posts: 2420 - Karma: 2,744
warming sensation

Apr 3 2005 4:00PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
hah no this has been my aim screen name since like 5yrs/8th grade.. theres a XC story behind it

Apr 3 2005 4:02PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
hahahaahahh priceless post

.....shes hot if she were a president she would be baberham lincon--Sugarbushwit
Apr 3 2005 4:03PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
hha strode i get it
say it as K.Y. Kelly, not kykelly. as in k.y. jelly

Wanted:
A tall, well built women with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
Apr 3 2005 4:04PM
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Head69
Posts: 700 - Karma: 1
lets hear the XC story



**BCA**
Apr 3 2005 4:05PM
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N.L.
Posts: 2420 - Karma: 2,744
if you bust out some warming KY, you rgirl will def. be getn horny...end of thread.

Apr 3 2005 4:06PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
nahh its not that good.. just a nickname that stuck.. ppl call my ky hahah

Apr 3 2005 4:06PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
gentle foreplay, almost pre foreplay

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
Apr 3 2005 4:14PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
skiing

Apr 3 2005 4:21PM
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Head69
Posts: 700 - Karma: 1
your wrong^^^



**BCA**
Apr 3 2005 4:22PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
^^if only that applied to all of them

Republican and proud of it.

Member 6834

Bristol Crew Represent

Swix Website
Apr 3 2005 4:35PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
right

< BOSTON > < REPRESENT > .::PARKLIFE::.
Apr 3 2005 4:35PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
just tell em you're on ecstasy, they seem to want your balls even more after that.


-Anthony
Apr 3 2005 4:39PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
knowin someone is a skier is a big turn on.. but back massages, like hand under the shirt massages are defffffinatly where its at.

Apr 3 2005 4:39PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
slut

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Apr 3 2005 5:24PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
in the words of the immortal jack black "fuck her gently"

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 3 2005 5:25PM
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*jay*
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
when guys put their hands on my thighs, or whisper in my ears! That gets me going and is really hot!

So Seductive!
Apr 3 2005 5:27PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
haha dont be an ass.. she was answering the freaking thread

Apr 3 2005 5:27PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Caressing their skin is probobly one of the biggest. There's a little bitch-ass on our team that we call Ky.

----2ond in Command of DANSA----- *bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
Apr 3 2005 5:28PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
teasing a girl my running your fingertips all over her body except her special places usually works. Running a finger tip down the lower spine of my ex used to drive her nuts.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 3 2005 5:30PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
yeah just someone touching ur skin is a turn on..

Apr 3 2005 5:30PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Oh I bet you just explode in your pants when he takes his tounge and slips it into your ass-crack huh?

----2ond in Command of DANSA----- *bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
Apr 3 2005 5:35PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
negative

Apr 3 2005 5:36PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
alchol. mostly beer.

Apr 3 2005 5:45PM
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ihuckmyself
Posts: 49 - Karma: 23
dude you just gotta know where she likes to be touched. honestly, find the clit and the g spot and you are all set (once she lets you in). i was hookin up with an abstinent girl about a month ago, and she let me finger her through her pants, and i was so fucking good that at about 2 oclock this morning she decided abstinence wastn her thing

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