alright so for my job i gotta sleep in another town an hour away so on monday night i was watching ultimate fighter and it ended at 12 so i make my way to transport to go sleep and at around 11 oclock i noticed some lady walk in the truck stop thinking she was a trucker just gonna grab some food or something but turns out she a truck stop whore who goes around sleeping with truckers fo money so i guess she seen me go to the truck and thought id be willing for some hot action. i was just about to get in my sleeping bag when i hear a rapid knock on the door and i was thinking " who the fuck is this and what do they want?" so my heart started to pound a bit so i get up a look out the drivers window and that same fucken lady i seen was looking up at the window fixing up her hair and shit and it turns out she wanted to fuck for money. i find this incredibly disgusting so i turned her down and i woke my boss up right away telling him there was some lady who just knocked on the door and wanted to fuck and the lady had just dissapeared. we looked all around and in the mirrors to see if we could see her walking to another truck but she just vanished
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