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skimasterflex
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 16
Look here Tahoe gots a new crew in town and we's takin over this bitch. Either you're with us or you ski on toothpicks. Get the Prophet 130 or you betta axe somebody. Message me to ski a pair midweek and I'll be taking orders shortly at 10% off at Sierra Snowboard and Ski. If you're a girl or weigh like one we've decided the 100's or Elizabeths will suffice. Anyone who's skied them knows as we do and should join our cult. Word from your Prophet.

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer
Mar 29 2005 11:18AM
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lenzner
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 80
I want to demo a pair

Mar 29 2005 3:21PM
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mammothloc
Posts: 247 - Karma: 10
your gay

"Angels Dance How Feathers Float"
Mar 29 2005 3:46PM
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S.Harkins
Posts: 645 - Karma: 373
ive seen them on the hill, guys are killing it, but again, they kill it anyway

Mar 29 2005 9:04PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
HAHA fucking taylor, those skis are dope though but i guess im a girl because i prefer the Liza, i had an ex named liza and she was smokin ! ahh memorie's. I should call that bitch.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Mar 29 2005 10:01PM
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Ghost82nd
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 10
sounds good to me but i may have to take the 100s cause 130 seems to big for everything else. but the crew sounds like a good idea

Mar 29 2005 11:56PM
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Sactown83
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
wow, I really laughed out loud when I read "you're gay," and I don't know why.

Mar 31 2005 9:42PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
well spoken.

Apr 1 2005 1:10AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Pretty much he is trying to hook you kid's up with a chance to ride some sick shit , Who else is going to let you ride the 06 lines before they come out...? dont be dick's.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Apr 1 2005 2:35AM
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Ghost82nd
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 10
^fo sho. taylor is the man and he has been hookin us up for days now! im in for gettin prophets next year because ive skied them (thanks to taylor) and they rock

Apr 1 2005 3:11PM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
fo sho. i'm definitely reppin lizabeths next year. thanks taylor.



my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
Apr 3 2005 4:00PM
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BrianM.
Posts: 179 - Karma: 10
4frnt.

Apr 3 2005 6:33PM
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C.J.
Posts: 5460 - Karma: 72
there is absolutly no reason to ride prophets arround here, noting over 100mm is needed in pow. sweet your hooking them up though.

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Keep the fight alive, decriminalize Marijuana!

User, not an abuser.
Apr 4 2005 12:17AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
It might not be needed but it sure is fun . And thats all that matter's.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Apr 4 2005 12:26AM
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BoomBotix
Posts: 885 - Karma: 200
^Hey C.J. ... you can't say shit till you ride these on a good pow day. You will scream and cry madness at how sick they are.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$* ...Just put it in you mouth.
Apr 4 2005 1:02AM
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C.J.
Posts: 5460 - Karma: 72
^ I can say that with out riding them, I ride MSP's that are only 92 mm and they are as much float as I need. even if yoy way a hundred pounds more then me your still not going to sink a 100mm ski, and thats the reason for a fat ski. sure they could still be fun, all skis are.

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Keep the fight alive, decriminalize Marijuana!

User, not an abuser.
Apr 4 2005 2:50PM
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Ghost82nd
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 10
^trust me dude ride these bitches and you will understand

Apr 4 2005 3:03PM
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skimasterflex
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 16
Dude the 130 kills the MSP everyday. I've skied the VCT which is pretty dope but the 130 owns. It's just like Leif said bro ski them and you'll feel insecure on your FRNTs. Groomer speed through the pow speaks for itself. And they turn easier than the 100 because of the shape. Elizabeth is 110 in the waist and she kills it too.


Bitches.

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer
Apr 6 2005 8:58PM
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C.J.
Posts: 5460 - Karma: 72
man you can ski groomer speed though pow in old ass straight skis that are 50mm, you just know how to ski.

How can any one belive there is a god? You don't belive in santa clause or the easter bunny do you? Then why would you think there is a god? Are you really that brain washed?
Apr 7 2005 11:48PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
just try em out man, this isnt a battle im sure taylor will get you on em.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Apr 8 2005 12:06AM
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Sactown83
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
"Hi, my name's Taylor, and I ski strictly fat twins"- Self-fulfilling Prophet?

Apr 8 2005 2:14AM
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skimasterflex
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 16
The prophecy of 2004 comes to fruition.

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer
Apr 18 2005 12:57PM
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