Serious question

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cant say ive ever heard that before!......and i'm not 13 so thats gotta mean something

Mar 28 2005 10:37PM

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i would laugh at a flying squirrel if i saw one, but i dont know what that is either

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Mar 28 2005 10:38PM

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we have things that are like flying squirrels in australia....they are called sugar gliders..they jump out of trees and flatten out and glide to other trees.....its sweet to watch

Mar 28 2005 10:41PM

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its a squirell that has flaps of skin between its legs which helps it glide long distances

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Mar 28 2005 10:41PM

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It's a squirrel with flaps (see picture) between the hands and feet so they can jump and glide from tree to tree. They can't actualy fly, but they glide.

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Mar 28 2005 10:43PM

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yea, its a squirrel that can pretty much fly. There was one in this movie i used to watch when i was little and its name was icarus.

Mar 28 2005 10:45PM

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yeah maybe ur parents were smoking a reefer when u walked in to ask so they freaked out and sent u to ur room...that would explain the laughing

Mar 28 2005 10:46PM

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1. flying squirrel
Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.
"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"

courtesy of urbandictionary.com

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wow...your gonna be scarred for life.

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Mar 28 2005 10:50PM

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hahahaha your parents were talking about the flying squirrel
that description is epic

Mar 28 2005 10:51PM

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^bwahahaha I've never heard that one before

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Mar 28 2005 10:52PM

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HAHAHAHA ur dad does that to ur mum!!!! thats soo nasty..i'd hate to be u right now

Mar 28 2005 10:52PM

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wow everynight when you go to sleep think about what your parents are doing

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Mar 28 2005 10:55PM

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i wonder if his dad waits for his mom to fall asleep to do it, or if she lets him do it while she still is awake

Mar 28 2005 10:56PM

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either way they are nasty people

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Mar 28 2005 10:57PM

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Bahaha, maybe weekly world news isn't all bullshit afterall.

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Mar 28 2005 11:42PM

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My friend got fined for killing one of those in australia.

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Mar 28 2005 11:45PM

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they are a squirrel that have the ability o fly, usually bread for their skills and magic.

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Mar 28 2005 11:48PM

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BOO NOT FUNNY.

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Mar 28 2005 11:48PM

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Here is my convo with a girl about the "flying squirrel."

goalsccer: http://wonderclub.com/Wildlife/mammals/images/flying-squirrel.jpg
SwtCatastrophe: hahaha
SwtCatastrophe: i want one
goalsccer: 1. flying squirrel
Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.
"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"
SwtCatastrophe: hahahahaha
SwtCatastrophe: oh my god
SwtCatastrophe: im crying
goalsccer: and i guess that is a flying squirrel for ya
SwtCatastrophe: and if you EVER, EVER do that to me
SwtCatastrophe: expect your balls to be ripped off
goalsccer: hahaha that would be sooo funny though
goalsccer: can you imagine your face when you would wake up, "garggle, ahh wtf!
SwtCatastrophe: haha
SwtCatastrophe: if i saw it happen to someone else
goalsccer: lol youd enjoy it
goalsccer: early morning snack
SwtCatastrophe: lol
SwtCatastrophe: eeew
goalsccer: haha, jes jes!
goalsccer: next time we sleep over her house (if ever again)
SwtCatastrophe: hah
SwtCatastrophe: oh my god no
goalsccer: lol i should, youd be a witness
SwtCatastrophe: shed seriously
SwtCatastrophe: get a knife
SwtCatastrophe: and youd be minus 2 balls
goalsccer: lol yeah prolly, or she wouldnt be able to get up because the massive weight of my penis would weigh her down on the ground
SwtCatastrophe: hahaha
goalsccer: like that trick with your finger, except add a pound and 5 more inches
SwtCatastrophe: oh my fucking goooooooooood
goalsccer: lol
goalsccer: she wouldnt stand a chance

Yeahhh I know I have a way with the ladies...

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Mar 28 2005 11:59PM

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damn this thread deservees to be labeled: CLASSIC.

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Mar 29 2005 12:01AM

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you can thank me, ok i just ruined it thank urbandictionary

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Mar 29 2005 12:11AM

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a fucking squirel that can fly

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Mar 29 2005 7:42AM

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This is the funniest thread i have ever read. The funny part is is that i know who friedcheese is! He goes to my school.

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Mar 29 2005 11:42AM

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pretty funny thread aahaahhaa

Mar 29 2005 11:45AM

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hahahahaha so great, now why the fuck would you wanna know that if your parents were laughing about it, you must be disgusted from them now, ewww.

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Mar 29 2005 11:47AM

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ohh we used to do this thing at my old school called the flying squirel. you were strapped into a harness that was attached to the cieling. and the rest of the class held onto the rope and you would run, and they would pull and you went flying up! it was so much fun!!

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Mar 29 2005 11:51AM

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that kids dad suffocates his mom with his nutsack.

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Mar 29 2005 12:28PM

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Mar 29 2005 12:32PM

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yes we got it thank u

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Mar 29 2005 12:38PM

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yeah they were totally smoking the reefer... hahaha this is a fucking great topic

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Mar 29 2005 2:29PM

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hahahahahaha that is so awesome

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flying squirrel are awesome, but they can't actually fly. they just glide.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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ahahaha ive never laughed so hard

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Mar 29 2005 3:47PM

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hahaha.skierrman that convo u had officailys makes u my idol.

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Mar 29 2005 3:54PM

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faah

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haha this thread just made my day

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Mar 29 2005 3:55PM

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skier man, how big IS your cock?

Mar 29 2005 5:22PM

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yo friedcheese where is your response, oh wait he prob saw this and commit suicide

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Mar 29 2005 5:29PM

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or he fell victim to the flying squirrel and hasnt woken up yet

Mar 29 2005 5:41PM

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haha i like how this was titled "serious question," and it turned out being super funny

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Mar 29 2005 6:41PM

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ha, we do that too. we have a 70 ft. rappel tower at our ropes course, and do it off of that. It's so fun

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Mar 29 2005 6:52PM

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Mommy, I guess you could call it the biggest way of contraception there is.

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Mar 29 2005 7:25PM

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there are not many times when i actually laugh out loud when reading stuff. this however was one of them.

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Mar 29 2005 7:38PM

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ahaha, I did learn something today. Dude, i do feel sorry for you. Your parents seem facist, sending you to your room for asking an honest question that they were too embarassed to answer... talk about powertriping...

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Mar 29 2005 7:49PM

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naw- hes grabbed a buddy and is on the hunt for a special girl to do -

"the mung"

find a girl whos been dead three days- not 4 or more only 3! lay her naked on the kitchen floor face up with her head under the kitchen table, one dude gets on the kitchen table, the other guy puts his mouth on her now very cold snatch- then the first guy jumps off the table!

Mar 29 2005 10:06PM

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thanks for your help guys you really cleared things up even though they now seem much more complicated in a way

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