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FUNNIEST THING AT COP.

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littleskibum69
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there was this guy at cop the other day, and he wasnt wearing a helmet, and the park monitor told him he had to wear a helmet, and he was like "is it okay if i wear and old harley davidson beanie instead". it was soooo funny because he was a total gorb who couldnt ski, and he tried going off of the big jump and he ate shit. He was like "how fast do you gotta go" and we said just straight and he turned and he cased real fuckin hard it was funny.

Mar 25 2005 10:47PM
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Adamskinick
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gorb. never heard the expression, but totally know what you mean. good stuff

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Mar 25 2005 10:48PM
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asfffffffffdd
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sounds like a loser







Mar 25 2005 10:49PM
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MattMcGinnis
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park moniter.... i like that idea.




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Mar 25 2005 10:51PM
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skiierman
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COP, as in Camp of Champions? What are you doing laughing and making fun of someone who is trying to learn how to hit jumps and get better at skiing?



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Mar 25 2005 10:52PM
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BPW89
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the park monitors there are real fags - exept when they tell the texans to learn how to ski before trying the park

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Mar 25 2005 10:53PM
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littleskibum69
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as in Canada Olympic Park you idiot.

Mar 25 2005 10:53PM
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KeegLove
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^cop as in canada olympic park or calgary olympic park i cant remember which one it is


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Mar 25 2005 10:54PM
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littleskibum69
Posts: 414 - Karma: 13
camp of champions abbreviated. COC

Mar 25 2005 10:54PM
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KeegLove
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^damn u beat me to it


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Mar 25 2005 10:54PM
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jerad
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^we've got quite the keyboard warrior here.

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Mar 25 2005 10:54PM
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jerad
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^^^^ to the Canada Olympic Park post

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Mar 25 2005 10:55PM
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littleskibum69
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we knew what you meant.

Mar 25 2005 10:58PM
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littleskibum69
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but anyway, it was sooooooooooo fuckin funny. his voice, he sounded like he was retarded. "Is it okay if i wear an old harley davidson beanie?"

Mar 25 2005 10:59PM
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skiierman
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Ah shit sorry about that. Well then nevermind my mindless, completely retarded post while I go hang myself from a tree with rusty barbed wire.


----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Mar 25 2005 11:00PM
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littleskibum69
Posts: 414 - Karma: 13
but anyway, it was sooooooooooo fuckin funny. his voice, he sounded like he was retarded. "Is it okay if i wear an old harley davidson beanie?"

Mar 25 2005 11:00PM
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littleskibum69
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woops, that got posted twice.

Mar 25 2005 11:00PM
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bermbuster49
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yeah but the camp of campions would really just be cc cas you dont count of's or the's, and dumb shit like that, alright that was our grammar lesson for the day, now turn to page 49....

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Mar 25 2005 11:01PM
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bermbuster49
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yeah but the camp of campions would really just be cc cas you dont count of's or the's, and dumb shit like that, alright that was our grammar lesson for the day, now turn to page 49....

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Mar 25 2005 11:01PM
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jib-unit00
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well i thought u menat ..copper..gorb?

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Mar 25 2005 11:01PM
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littleskibum69
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has no body ever heard the saying "GORB" before. it refers to a real bad, and bad looking skier.

Mar 25 2005 11:02PM
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jib-unit00
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ive herad of gorp..MUhahahaha

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Mar 25 2005 11:08PM
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delete2
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im a gorb

Mar 25 2005 11:16PM
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yetigonecrazy
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gorb may be the best word ive ever heard, seriously...



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Mar 26 2005 1:38AM
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shea.
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gorb, haha

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

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Mar 26 2005 1:47AM
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johanblaze
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how the fuck would us americans know that? and it could have been a typo. calm the fuck down killer.

Mar 26 2005 1:48AM
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kinosoo
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helms are the way to go they have probaly saved my life if not a lot of pain

Mar 26 2005 11:11AM
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Thomson.
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When you said Gorb I thought you meant Gaper, but, idk

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Mar 26 2005 12:03PM
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Christian_Schum
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people like that piss me off..thats why alot of the parks now have people take a class or watch some movie i think to get a park pass

Mar 26 2005 12:04PM
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mnjib
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cop could have been copper mountian also.(thats what i thought you ment)

Mar 26 2005 12:08PM
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jc_dunn
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HAHA... i was at COP and their was this fat kid on fujatives with a fruity coat with fur on it and shit. Anyway he saw the first big table (not big, just big for cop) which is about 35 feet long with a fair lip on it. Anyway it was a warm day and the snow was slow. He started next to the 2 drops (from those things there is no way you can get enough speed to make the table on a day like that. Anyway he asked me what they were like, and i told him that you need alot of speed and that you probably won't make it if you start where we were standing. He straightlined... as fast as he could but when he got on the jump he speedchecked. He landed with his front tips about a foot behind the lip. I had cased that jump lots of times so i just chilled and went of the one next to it (smaller but easy to get speed for). Anyway i land and hes laying on the crap balling his face off... i broke my foot, get a paramedic, blahblahblah. I knew he couldn't have really been hurt otherwise i would have taken him seriously (i have cased the same jump much worse without feeling any pain). I knew he was ok, but he kept crying and wouldn't move away from the landing so i told him i wouldn't get ski patrol till he moved out of the way... so finally he crawled like someone had broken both his legs to the side of the run. I went to ski patrol and told them he needed them and shit. I'm not a cruel person... he was just being such a pussy that i couldn't take him seriously. So yea thats my funny COP story. I wrote alot i think.

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Mar 26 2005 3:34PM
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yetigonecrazy
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LOL ^ "i think i wrote a lot"



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Mar 26 2005 3:37PM
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skiierman
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^ Wouldn't you feel like an ass if he really did break his foot?


----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

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Mar 26 2005 4:55PM
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BumPskiA
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yeah I thought you meant copper. Anyway its nice to see people with some balls even if they suck.

I hope he did a safety roll

Mar 26 2005 6:32PM
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martockpublicenemy
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ur an idiot littleskibum, go die

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Mar 26 2005 6:56PM
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GVAR510
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^ dude, he didnt do anything to u, shut up...........im so sick of ppl just being total dicks on this site, so just stop being a retard and making asses of urselves..........just chill out w/ the derogative posts.....

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Mar 26 2005 8:58PM
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THEYCALLME
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word

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WISP
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Mar 26 2005 9:30PM
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smit
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hahaah im pretty sure ive seen that kid before hes always videotaping people

Mar 26 2005 9:36PM
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