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Lord_Piot
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hahahahaah they rule
Oct 17 2002 9:36PM
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off-axis
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They are the most badass things I have ever heard of.


Western Militia for sure
Oct 18 2002 2:09AM
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PhattTim
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kinda morbid but yah, pretty darn funny, haha.

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Oct 18 2002 5:42PM
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mammothpunks
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(February 1998) Matthew and his friends were sliding down a Mammoth Mountain ski run on a foam pad at 3am, when he crashed into a lift tower and died. His makeshift sledge of yellow foam had been stolen from the legs of a lift tower on Stump Alley. The cushion is meant to protect skiers who hit the tower, and the tower Matthew ran into was the one from which he had created his sledge. There's a moral in there somewhere.


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Oct 18 2002 6:06PM
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mammothpunks
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those things a fun as hell to slide on. you just have to be smart enough to go down a run with no towers, or atleast stay away from the tower you took the pad off!


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Oct 18 2002 6:08PM
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steve-o
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read the brick l;ayer one HI larious
Oct 18 2002 11:04PM
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westcoaststyle
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another one could be that stupid shit that tried to streak at the flames/bruins game the other night. fell over the glass and split his head open and had to be carted off in a stretcher.
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Oct 19 2002 5:48AM
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theabortionator
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Bump. I first heard about these from my math teacher in 7th grade. He had the calender for them.  Maybe 2000 2001. Shit was so funny.

After like 9th grade I don't think I heard anything about them anymore.

Some of the funniest shit ever though.


Playing roulette with a semi auto pistol.

The lady that got saved from a flood then drown after jumping back in to save her moped.

Shit like that, can't beat the quality.

Do they still have these?
Jul 16 2010 6:58PM
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im sure they do, I definitely have a book of the best ones from like 2000-2007 or something like that
Jul 16 2010 6:59PM
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Imagination
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haha, I found out about these about three year. Definitely some odd stuff in there
Jul 16 2010 7:03PM
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