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girlwhodontski
Posts: 523 - Karma: 9
im planning on giving my bf a lapdance sometime soon but im not sure of songs that would be good to do it to, any suggestions?it will be the second time i've given one so if you have any other kind of suggestions feel free to give them to me.

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Mar 14 2005 3:30AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
swedish death metal.

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Mar 14 2005 3:43AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
bloodhoundgang - a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying





no, but serisouly, just something with a nice laid back feel to it...if you wanna make it fun as well as sensual, play some tenacious d...

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Mar 14 2005 3:44AM
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Bhayter10
Posts: 942 - Karma: 8
Theres always the old classic, "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Deff Leopard.


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Mar 14 2005 4:30AM
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.scott.
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i don't care what has happened to britney spears of late, or how much you dislike her, if a girl threw on "i'm a slave 4 u" and got to work, nothing could be better.

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Mar 14 2005 4:51AM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
wow you hurt.

Mar 14 2005 4:52AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
damn your cool, i would have to pay some striper to give me a lap dance.

Mar 14 2005 8:09AM
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9wardCrOniC
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
use the song Dirty Dog by NERD

Mar 14 2005 8:24AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
ummmm....

Like virgin - madona.

-Pat
Mar 14 2005 8:34AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
suck a cheetah's dick by wesley willis

..:: d a n c e y o u f u c k e r s ! ::..
Mar 14 2005 9:43AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
use the song lapdance by nerd

************************************************************************** If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to
Mar 14 2005 10:12AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
psh, who needs music, just jiggle your junk in his face

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Mar 14 2005 10:36AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
post a pic of yourself so we can see what your bf is gonna be smelling



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Mar 14 2005 10:46AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
Since your not working at a strip club, remember... There can be sex in the campaine room...

live by the N.E.R.D
Mar 14 2005 10:54AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
...i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself... ohhhhhhhh.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Harvιε
(dfp represent)
Mar 14 2005 12:02PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
randy newman-you can leave your hat on

Mar 14 2005 12:11PM
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Knox
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
i wish my gf gave me lap dances god dmanit

Mar 14 2005 1:59PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
the only time ive gotten a lap dance with music was at a stripper party me and my friends had a couple months ago.


OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

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Mar 14 2005 2:24PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
my milshake brigns all the boys to the yard


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 14 2005 2:27PM
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Knox
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
hahahahah^

Mar 14 2005 2:42PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
joe cocker - leave your hat on

download it and you will know why

-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Mar 14 2005 2:49PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Use either the song that goes, "My touch is like WHOA!" or just use Everlong by Foo Fighters. Why not mix the two best things in your life?



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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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Mar 14 2005 2:53PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
get low

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Mar 14 2005 3:01PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
i'm a slave for u or lapdance by nerd (thats the song in ready fire aim right?). I think it's by nerd but whatever the song called lapdance in ready fire aim... or paul okenfold... sex drive.




'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

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Mar 14 2005 3:11PM
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Bigmilne22
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
I like big butts

Mar 14 2005 3:15PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
abc- j5, jackson 5 that is



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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Mar 14 2005 3:17PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
thats not a joe cocker song, its totally randy newman

Mar 14 2005 4:00PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
Divinyls - I touch myself


frozen spermy pops isnt really food. more like an appetizer before atlantaski's mom takes a huge dump on his dads face then he comes in and sticks in the dick in the shit while his mom sucks him off. now that would be the most hardcore ass to mouth in
Mar 14 2005 4:03PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
^ yeah thats the one i was talkin about.

-Harvιε


(dfp represent)



...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Mar 14 2005 4:45PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
although that's more a song for if you were giving her a lapdance, kind of as a joke, rather than her being all sexy and giving a good one.

ah, who the fuck needs a lapdance anyways. just take her clothes off and get it on brotha.

-Harvιε


(dfp represent)



...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Mar 14 2005 4:47PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
oh wait a sec, i forgot you were a girl. yeah that's right, you want to give him the lapdance. well, i still say fuck it. i sure as hell know i wouldn't like the teasiness of the situation. i'm a toucher. i couldn't just sit there and watch. i doubt he will be able to make it either.

-Harvιε


(dfp represent)



...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Mar 14 2005 4:50PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
south of heaven by slayer

Mar 14 2005 4:51PM
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bigkstylie
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2
I cannot believe that "Pony" by Ginuwine hasn't been said yet... that is handsdown the all time greatest freaking/grinding song.



We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.

Mar 14 2005 4:54PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
body rockin by beasty boys

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Mar 14 2005 5:07PM
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girlwhodontski
Posts: 523 - Karma: 9
good suggestions, heres a pic of me https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/LoadPicture.php4?pic_id=26590

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Mar 14 2005 5:18PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
^ wow i wish i was getting a lapdance from you

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Mar 14 2005 5:32PM
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thelazyboy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 35
y didnt anyone say "you touched my tralala "by gunther

Mar 14 2005 5:45PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
^^ HAHAHAHA. see that shampoo bottle there?! STICK IT IN MY ASS! at a mediuuuuum pacccce...

Mar 14 2005 5:47PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
get back- Ludicris

or any song that uses the phrase "touch your toes"

*$*Carney*$*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Mar 14 2005 6:03PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
frankenstien lapdance!

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Mar 14 2005 6:09PM
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MdanteL
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 16
candyshop???

Mar 14 2005 6:13PM
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SnowKristaL
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I'm a Slave 4 You... DEFINITELY. But you need to learn how to shake it like Britney does, or else it's just not as effective.


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Mar 14 2005 6:18PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
anything with lil kim cuz itll prolly mention eating pussy and a girl being on top

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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Mar 14 2005 6:29PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
that or the theme from star wars.

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Mar 14 2005 6:31PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
piss on you by r.kelly (chappelle)


OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

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Mar 14 2005 6:32PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
you are a hot mofo. I wish you stired my tea.

my life-Sham pain, maybe...


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Mar 14 2005 6:37PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
"Your my butterfly sugar baby" i dunno who it is by

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Mar 14 2005 6:39PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^crazytown

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Mar 14 2005 6:53PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Fuck getting a lapdance from your ass you nasty bitch.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Mar 14 2005 6:58PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
if she can shake it like britney, she doesn't need music...

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'You have a massive erection'
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