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Pissing Switch

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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Yes, harder than a bio 9. I've only done it once, the best way to do it is start pissing first and then push yourself with your pole using your non cock hand. The problem is that the second you start moving you stop peeing, so it takes a couple times tl keep it going...that and you piss on your gloves and skis. It is fun though, espcially on long cattrack rides.


''I know theres blunts in canada.'' - Ben Larsen

''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''
Oct 11 2002 12:11AM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
we have got a visionary
Fight the Man


Were smokin in here and nobody cares
Oct 11 2002 12:20AM
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$-Giggles-$
Posts: 99 - Karma: -3
why does it stop when u start moving?
Oct 11 2002 12:20AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i can piss with my ski boots on...
off the lift is fun too...
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
Oct 11 2002 12:20AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i don't know why it stops, probably cause i was concentrating on too many things at once, and for me pissing, shit, I practically have to be meditating for that shit to come out.


''I know theres blunts in canada.'' - Ben Larsen

''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''
Oct 11 2002 12:56AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i tried peeing off the lift once, tried to go over the side. i couldn't do it though, would've pissed on myself...it was also an old deucer, so there wasn't a lot of room to wiggle around.


''I know theres blunts in canada.'' - Ben Larsen

''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''
Oct 11 2002 2:07AM
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LOKA$H
Posts: 194 - Karma: 10
fuck it brother, I piss all over myself when I ride, its prolly the only time its cool to piss yourself...
FUCK YO MOM, FUCK YO MAMAS MAMA, FUCK THE BEASTIE BOYS AND THE DALI LAMA
Oct 11 2002 2:38AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
dude, pissing on yourself is never ever cool!
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Oct 11 2002 2:43AM
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LOKA$H
Posts: 194 - Karma: 10
come on bro dont fake the funk, you know you piss on yourself when noones lookin. Its kinda like pissin on the guy in the stall next to you, just to see if he notices, or pissin on a proper female at a party, or even pissin in some dudes butt in the shower. We've all done it for fun.
FUCK YO MOM, FUCK YO MAMAS MAMA, FUCK THE BEASTIE BOYS AND THE DALI LAMA
Oct 11 2002 2:52AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
pissing off the lift is called a 'fire engine' that is what i heard anyways.







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Oct 11 2002 3:10AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
haha, this summer alpentaik peed his pants while staring at some canoers in the eyes. it was funny untill i had to sit beside him in the car ride back



Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
Oct 11 2002 12:36PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
dammit, tjm got it first...and yes i did take a piss whil staring canoers right in the eyes, that was fun.


''I know theres blunts in canada.'' - Ben Larsen

''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''
Oct 11 2002 1:18PM
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LifeJacket
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'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 11 2002 2:22PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
i pissed switch once and will never do it again, cuz when i was doing people started coming so i tried to spin back around while putting the package back in place, but caught an edge and fell, the people passed by and gave me the 'you will rot in hell' look



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Oct 11 2002 2:25PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i'm trying that first day of the season, i don't give a fuck who sees me


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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Oct 11 2002 4:55PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
when i was a kid i would stop at the side of the trail and piss my pants because i was too lazy to go through all the layers to my penis..


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Oct 11 2002 5:49PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
my friend was pissing off the downloading chair on blackcomb, and then we went under the gondola and he was still going, funny shit.

~Tom
Oct 12 2002 3:45AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i've never actually pissed my pants, but i've come damn close to it......at ski copper there is like one bathroom at the bottom, i thought i could make it. so i tucke dit all the way down......right when i was about to unzip my pants to put it out, it started goin............lets jsut say that was very close to being bad, i definately had to have pissed all over the tiolet and shit haha.......it was some funny shit, i've never jsut pissed all over the place like that time, it was fun. the end of my story.


yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew
so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?
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go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
Oct 12 2002 5:22PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Haha.. Cams, people who piss there self out of being lazy should get a medal



Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
Oct 13 2002 8:51AM
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tahoeskier
Posts: 372 - Karma: 433
the key to pissing switch is not giving a fuck who sees you and hauling fucking ass while you do it so you dont piss on yourself. Did you know if you push on your chode while taking a piss you will stop. Dont believe me? neither did I but try it and youll see
Oct 13 2002 9:03PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
what about taking droppin a stanley steamer switch, and y hasnt skeepimp voiced in yet, hes got the sprinkler, now thats gotta b a challenge.
Oct 13 2002 10:12PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
nah, that's k2freestlyler or somethin like that. but one time i pissed on a trail and some snowboarder came and saty in it and started talking to me, and then he left. i laughed. i told him after he started to ride away. he was mad. i laughed harder. then i skied away, and luaghed some more. it was one of those things that was funnier if you were there


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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Oct 14 2002 3:57PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
no im laughing mad trixx, but then again theres a retarded looking moose in my yard and im dying of laughter from that.
Oct 14 2002 5:02PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
well yea, i guess it's funny anyways, but it was funnier if you were there


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Oct 14 2002 8:48PM
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