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Hobojibber
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When you punch a human they punch back so if we are closely related to monkeys and primates heres my question

If I Punched Some Sort Of Monkey Or Primate Would It Hit Me Back????
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Oct 10 2002 11:00PM
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ski_Bum1080
Posts: 358 - Karma: 10
uh.....ya i guess.....or mabey some animale rights activists or something
Oct 10 2002 11:05PM
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aclsarescary
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HA thats great. Try to get a monkey high and see what he does.
Oct 13 2002 11:59PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
or u could step on the monkey...that would be cool - i think if u punched a monkey - it would run away


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Oct 14 2002 12:04AM
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K2Skier555
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sounds like you spend a bit too much time SPANKING yoru monkey paaaaaaaaall!

sorry kid, i just had to do it, you really did set yourself up pretty good.......


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Oct 14 2002 12:45AM
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sirjibsalot
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i think if you punched him he would shit on your face.
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Oct 14 2002 1:24AM
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PhattTim
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oi, K2skier555, you didn't really shoot him down very well at all, just proves that you spend too much time thinking about masturbation.

Yo, you said that we're closely related to monkeys but we still aren't so the different species would probably react differently to being hit or something. But yah, if you hit a monkey it would either lash out at ya or run away, most likely it would take off.

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Oct 14 2002 1:42AM
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osma-bin-riding
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Oct 14 2002 1:48AM
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gravteck
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Better yet, who would win a fight a doberman or a monkey w/ a knife?
Oct 14 2002 1:51AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
the doberman would end up humping the mokey doggy style, and the monkey would go suicidal with the knife.
Oct 14 2002 1:57AM
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ski_Bum1080
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Jul 9 2003 8:02PM
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yeti
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if you attacked an aggresive chimpanzee, it'd rip your arm off. seriously.

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Jul 9 2003 8:03PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
id punch a monkey, it would be funny...until it bites me and i get disease
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Jul 9 2003 10:57PM
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bitchassphatz
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dude the monkey would beat your ass. im sorry but a monkey can surrvive, we can not. just because our brains have created a world to our liking, doesn't mean you're going to be able to bitch slap a wild species and they're jsut gonna take it. im sorry but if you attack any animal it's going to strike back and run away. and i guess if it can't strike back it'd run away. but a monkey would most definately rip your arm off. or when you went in for the swing he'd jump up on your upperbody and rip your face apart or something. none the less, it wouldn't be a good idea...unless...you were in a pertective suit against monkey attacks. now, that might work.


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Jul 9 2003 11:04PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
hahahaaha sirjibsalot, that was ace.
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Jul 10 2003 11:34AM
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Darknight002
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
haha in seinfeld kramer goes to the zoo and a monkey throws a banana at him, so he whips it back and hits the moneky with it, and than he wouldnt apologize to the moneky because the moenky started it




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Jul 10 2003 12:32PM
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l_KeViN_l
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Jul 10 2003 12:40PM
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Aspen23NYC
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monkeys toss around poo
Jul 10 2003 1:38PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ya, bitchassphaz (sp) has it right, a monkey would kick my ass, or any of yours' asses, i think it would still be funny to watch, someone punch a monkey in the back of the head, then get raged on...hahahahahah...id do it just for the laughs of others
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Jul 10 2003 2:59PM
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marlin_102
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i want a pet monkey. that would be the dopest pet ever.
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Jul 10 2003 3:11PM
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P-JO
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Jul 10 2003 3:14PM
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SaraJ
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the monkey would probably murder me.

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Jul 10 2003 5:25PM
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*cowboy*
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or throw poo at you... Like on the cover of the one Green Day album.
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