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lagwagon
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Yo, Hey I was wondering do chicks 'get off' when they ride horses, coz you see them all bouncing up and down and stuff, and you think it must rub their clit or something? so do they like 'like it', im not trying to sound like a weirdo freak, but im doing a very good job of it, sorry. Just curious. Later people.
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Oct 9 2002 4:46AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
awwwww. i was expecting some deep penetrating horse cack action here. oh well, back to kazaa i guess
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Oct 9 2002 5:09AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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this has been my theory for a long time now... notice how they're always yelling and shit when they're on them. saying: 'WOAH' 'YAaaa' and 'Easy boy'.
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Oct 9 2002 11:22AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
yeah, they sure do, I know for a fact. Whenyou see liquids dripping down the side of the horse...you know it was a good ride.....AND NO, IT WASN'T ME YOU SICK BASTARDS....Ive never been on a horse. But Another good horse story is at horse camp, girls have to clean the rocks out of the male horses eurethras. kinky eh?


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Oct 9 2002 11:48AM
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fletcher
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Horse riding girls are incredible at sex, up there with dancers, gymnists and um, skiers.







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Oct 9 2002 11:55AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
i've never had an orgasim ridding my horse sorry guys... and yeah mike.. i wasnt the one telling beau to 'WOAH' it was you...
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Oct 9 2002 11:58AM
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SUpilot
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well i am a guy and sometime i get a stiff dong. but i also get one when i ride on a bus or in a dump truck or something like that. i also get them in class alot...its almost a handicap i would say
Oct 9 2002 2:54PM
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fletcher i agree about he ski girls haha


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Oct 9 2002 3:31PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
yeah i did hear one chick say that she likes it sometimes, and 'enjoys' her ride, but never cum off it whatever. peace dudes.
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Oct 9 2002 5:12PM
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cams
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i thought i heard a story somewhere of a girl orgasming on a horse or something.. which explains why so many girls love horses i guess..


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Oct 9 2002 5:43PM
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This wqas the thread worthy of my 1000th post.

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Oct 9 2002 7:30PM
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yeti
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so you wasted it by saying nothing?

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Oct 9 2002 7:44PM
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i am done now, i bid you all adu.

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Oct 9 2002 7:57PM
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schlonginator
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There is a video clip somewhere on the net - it shows a chick sucking on a fully erect horse cock and trying to fuck it. Pretty funny but i can't remember where i've seen it - it was a while ago





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Oct 9 2002 8:08PM
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I know who Cryss is now, wow that took me a while!
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Oct 9 2002 8:13PM
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therealjerk
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dear god i love horse girls! seriously, you go to shows like in Virginia or some shit and you just see tons of top shelf honeys who have too much of daddys money.

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Oct 9 2002 10:20PM
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yeti
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my girlfriend rides horses ;-) so i am going to ask her and report back :-)

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Oct 9 2002 10:35PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
ski_bum...gold...pure gold.


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Oct 9 2002 10:44PM
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yeti
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well i just consulted my girlfriend...

'no not at all!'

well there you go.

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Oct 9 2002 10:50PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
o rude that was funny i like horse chicks, theres also this other chick i know that rides horses and she's realreal hot, and has heaps of money too, and shes real cool, but yeah.boring.
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Oct 10 2002 1:27AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
HAHA thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.. Even though my horse is sexy and a stud i've never gotten off by ridding him..
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Oct 10 2002 11:09AM
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Bawb
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What are chicks that ride Donkeys like? I hear that they are pretty cool with good personalities although a bit stunted and grisly. Is it true they have plenty of time to talk to guys, in between shaving their moustaches off? Just curious you know?
Oct 10 2002 12:51PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
only a guy would think of something liek this....
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Oct 10 2002 4:11PM
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nipe
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no, ur wrong, i bet girls think of it too, its just that they dont talk about it. Yeah i figured out now why girls love horses, hah, ..but most girls that ride them are pretty hot so
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Oct 10 2002 8:22PM
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CTripper
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theres some really shitty moving i was watching at my friends house once, and i girl was talking about how she had an orgasm on a horse. o its called sugar and spice, dont ever see it.
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Oct 10 2002 8:26PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
mind you although i havent goten off on a horse before. my old boss caught one of canada's top leading female gran prix riders fuckig her at the time boyfriend ontop of a horse.. she said the horse moved a little stif the next day.. poor horse

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Oct 11 2002 12:11PM
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hottie_skier_chick
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yea ive ridden a horse a few times and it does feel really good but it doesnt give u an
Oct 11 2002 10:27PM
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BrodyLeven
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go on...

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Oct 11 2002 11:12PM
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cravate
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is this chick on crack? ridding feels good?

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Oct 11 2002 11:49PM
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mauii
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i rode a horse once...it hurt......

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Oct 12 2002 1:51AM
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westcoaststyle
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i got kicked by a horse once. its name was kicking horse too. isnt that ironic(i think thats the right usage. feck, ive been away from school too long)
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Oct 12 2002 5:44AM
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skipimp_
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i got kicked by your mom...it was kinda like gettin kicked by a horse.....except harder.


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Oct 14 2002 5:32PM
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Ds91260
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ive always had this theory finally i know im not alone
Oct 14 2002 5:56PM
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SUpilot
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i saw a horse bite the ear off a goat before...i also saw a goat sucking a horses dong thinking there was milk in there or something.....
Oct 14 2002 9:09PM
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vegabond
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i asked that same question like 3 months ago on this site and got no answer.. and ya, why do you think all these girls want pony's? and schoginator, thats sick... a chick tryin to mount a horse

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Oct 14 2002 10:51PM
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skibrdingbitch
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um ok, i ride horses all the time, and no I HAVE NEVER HAD AN ORGANSIM OR NETHING ON A HORSE the thought of that is just gross. like riding some times actually hurts yuor ass. expecially sitting trot, not to mention when you have a thong on, i had one on today and i do not recomend it, it hurts like a bitch.
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Oct 14 2002 11:25PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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there's a difference between having an orgasim and something feeling... 'pleasent'.
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Oct 14 2002 11:30PM
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Ds91260
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dude i bet u could find a video on the web in a million different places by typing in the words funny farm to any search engine, that or beastiality, but someone has yet to break the gorrila barrier.
Oct 15 2002 1:01AM
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lagwagon
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yeah na im not into it i was just wondering. ahaha cool.
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Oct 15 2002 4:07AM
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westcoaststyle
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were talking about orgasms not organisms skiboardingbitch
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Oct 15 2002 4:55AM
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cravate
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she's just full of hot air. dont bother

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Oct 15 2002 8:26AM
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skier_chick_360
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well said Cryss!
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Oct 15 2002 11:32AM
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lagwagon
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ooo so wer'e talking bout orgasms now,...coool
so yeah um cool
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Oct 16 2002 2:18AM
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skier_chick_360
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What about guys that ride?? How does it affect them???
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Oct 16 2002 9:24AM
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Bawb
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Well

I tell you I had my nuts crushed by Old Smokey the big grey shire horse at my local stables. I'm nurturing smashed testicles and my sperm are punch drunk - anyone that wants to nurse them is very welcome.
Oct 16 2002 10:32AM
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lagwagon
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thats why all like Bylth tait and that are so high balls
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Oct 16 2002 4:57PM
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cravate
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DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM GETTING OFF? no.



oh and thats my horse, i know hes a damn sexy bastard. but no i dont get off by ridding him..

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Oct 16 2002 11:23PM
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skier_chick_360
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like the goggles.... but where is ur helmet!
what kind of example are u setting!
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Oct 16 2002 11:25PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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nice hair cryss... but you're rubbing your crotch up against the saddle (to be blunt) that doesn't feel remotely good?
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Oct 16 2002 11:55PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
yeah it must be doing something, honestly or do you have to like think about it for anything to happen, like when im travelling in a car for ages, you get the 'travelling boner'
which is just weird, wierd but cool.ahaha.

anyway yeah why the fuck are you wearing ski goggles riding a horse in like a barn, was it a bright day?, na whatever, you look good wearng them, so rock on, fine with me!whatever helps you get off? aha sorry bye.
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Oct 17 2002 12:18AM
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skipimp_
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girls, don't deny it, you get off riding a horse...unless you have a really small clit and never orgasm ever, so don't treat us like fools, cause we know whats up. you're all in it for the cock.


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