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Don't you hate pants????

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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
I do they are so restrictive and itchy so I dont wear any now thank you and good night

WAskier1080: you should be a motivational speaker you know?
Machete skier32: oh i am
Machete skier32: i tell little kids im gonna ravage their ass
WAskier1080: with your tounge?
Machete skier32: no...my middle finger
Machete skier32: times 2
Sep 22 2002 9:09PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah i hear ya shorts are sooo much better
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Got Yoohoo?
Sep 22 2002 9:11PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude when i first saw that on the simpsons i nearly died laughing


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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Sep 22 2002 9:15PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
it's strange how threads reappear no matter ow random they r.


Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Sep 22 2002 11:38PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
Traffic signs are a suggestion....like pants.
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Sep 23 2002 12:52AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
how about shorts? you got anything against shorts?

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
Sep 23 2002 11:21AM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
damn the person who invented pants.


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
-Bradley Nowell
Sep 23 2002 12:32PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Back at home in Cincy... I seriously live 4 minutes from a nudist colony, they have parties and shit... and its loud.
Sep 23 2002 2:36PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i'd go there and drink with the naked old ladies


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
-Bradley Nowell
Sep 23 2002 4:54PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
It's all about overalls
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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
Sep 23 2002 5:52PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
leopard thongs are much less constricting.














What is the colour of a mirror?
Sep 23 2002 6:10PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
do you know what i hate canteen boy?\
underpants

damn SNL is funny shit
Sep 23 2002 6:32PM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
i wear cats

Public Enemy Pics
Sep 23 2002 7:32PM
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Dkr
Posts: 936 - Karma: 11
Its sall about girls in nice short tight skirts
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Sep 23 2002 7:35PM
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jibchick
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
im convinced everybody should live in pajama pants... so much more comfortable!!
Sep 23 2002 7:38PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i fucking hate chicks that think they are all cool and they wear like hoodies and pj pants and are all like 'i dont care waht people think of me anymore blah blah blah' i'm like fuck you bitch get naked
i fucking hate girls like that-which is all of them


then like the next day they wear something all sexy
and then the cycle goes on...2 weeks ugly as fuck and pretending they dont care
1 day fuck me.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 23 2002 8:14PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i think flannel pjs oon a chick are hotter than a bikini...call me a fag if you want..but ive already gotten more than 90% of you will ever get in your entire lives...oh, yeah, and im full of myself.



'Fuckin injuns'

'Fuckin injuns'

'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike

SUck My AnTeAtEr
Sep 23 2002 9:25PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
For anyone who is really an anti-pant enthusiast, you might want to show it off with some gear.

weird shirts

- Marc
Sep 23 2002 9:48PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
lol, dj, thats pretty much what i live in... unless its some sort of special day or something. its just too much work to get up and do your hair and everything everyday. or... maybe its just me, quite a possibility.





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Sep 23 2002 9:51PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
i agree with you skipimp. especially if they're naked underneath the pj pants, more to feel and grab than a bikini. but i've probably gotten way more than you, and it's been with the same girl so we actually know what we're doing

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
Sep 23 2002 9:55PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Marc, that erectile dysfunction shirt made me fall out of my seat laughing.
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Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
Sep 23 2002 11:13PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
whatever man, i dont have to prove shit to you. I posted the pic, you've seen it. And the same chick doesn't mean jack dude, as soon as your with a different girl, you gotta learn all over again.



'Fuckin injuns'

'Fuckin injuns'

'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike

SUck My AnTeAtEr
Sep 26 2002 4:42PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
its about the short shorts
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Sep 26 2002 6:33PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
i like it when you come home and your chick is standing bentover with her head between her legs with a martini glass balanced on her ass (check out this months playboy for that one)


blunt roll:

1. take a phillies blunt and unwrap it
2. cut a straight line down the length of the whole cigar
3. empty out all the tobacco
4. fill the cigar leaf with some choice nuggets (pre-ground into shake)
5. roll that fucker up and lick it closed
6. take a lighter and carefully run the flame all over it to dry and seal it up
7. spark that shit and smoke yourself retarded
Sep 26 2002 7:45PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
so who is going to create this little fantasy tyler, cause i know its not me... ouch
*brooke*


denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.
brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing
denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.



Sep 26 2002 7:55PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
brooke all i have to say is spokan after the incubus concert hehe evil


blunt roll:

1. take a phillies blunt and unwrap it
2. cut a straight line down the length of the whole cigar
3. empty out all the tobacco
4. fill the cigar leaf with some choice nuggets (pre-ground into shake)
5. roll that fucker up and lick it closed
6. take a lighter and carefully run the flame all over it to dry and seal it up
7. spark that shit and smoke yourself retarded
Sep 26 2002 7:57PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Dave Pauls knows how much I dislike pants... ;) Right Dave?


~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
Sep 27 2002 2:10AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
did you put it in her dude?


yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew
so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?
created free-stylers.com for my town
go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
Sep 28 2002 3:30PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
I hate it when you put them on backwards in the morning and go to school like that, its like oh, fuck!
o i hate it when you finish dinner, and take you plate to the toilet or something instead of the dishwasher.
fucked man, but happens when real tired, like in the morning.
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Sep 29 2002 4:33AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i hate it when i take a shit instead of ejaculating


SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
Oct 1 2002 9:53PM
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MN_skier
Posts: 171 - Karma: 8
yeah i getthe same problem only the shit comes out of my dick.

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You think are hot shit but really you are just cold diarrhea.
Oct 1 2002 9:55PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i kinda in the same boat...i hate it when i piss in her mouth instead of bust a nut....actually i don't hate it, nevermind. and no, i don't hate pants.


''...hot lava coming out of my ass.''
Oct 1 2002 9:55PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
When do I get a new classification in posts? im over 1000, and it hasn't changed....im sick of ridiculous
SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!

'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'

..'My mom played footsie with me..'
Oct 6 2002 9:59PM
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