Meet an Emu, and Then Some...

Yeah, what the hell? That's the first thing I thought when I heard that too, but I was quite intrigued about the emu part. I guess 'and then some' is one of those expressions grandpa used at least thrice daly back when he was your age, but anyhow, it means exactly what it says, only it sounds weird. Ok then, back to the emu...so my parents are the kind of people that were super straight during the 60s and stayed away from all the hippy stuff and concentrated on school and work...a couple decades later (ie the past ten years) they have decided that they really fucked up and are trying to live in the past...the one they didn't have. Anyhow, they are all into conserving water, energy, the environment, etc. Eventhough my dad still kills geese that shit on our lawn with a shovel. Yeah, so they go to this 'animal auction' ever year held at/for the local zoo. A couple years ago they bought this thing called 'Meet an Emu, and Then Some.' Yeah, I know you heard it already, still sounds weird though right? Anyhow, it turned out that we got to go to the zoo, behind the scenes and shit, and meet some emus. Sweet! I was like twelve years old at the time and was quite stoked. So we are in the emu cage, which is the exact same as being outside the cage, because they are scared shitless of you, and the lady is talking about them and all that and out of nowhere this other employee hands me a hose and tells me to aim at one, so I do. He turns on the hose, which turns out to be one of those pressure washer ones, and i spray the fucker all over, in the face and shit! All of a sudden thay all start flocking to us, like a dozen emus twice my size a foot away from me! They love getting hosed! Its like that 'Petting Cats = Sex' thing I posted, the fucked up birds were getting off to this shit! So, long story short...I met an emu, and then some.



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