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Ski Joke Request

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midwestcoast
Posts: 235 - Karma: 2,388
I'm consulting for an old industry client. Anyone have any good ski/snowboard jokes? I've used my only ones already and am desperate to keep my emails fresh lol.
a year ago
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Jibbcore
Posts: 438 - Karma: 827
Not really jokes but the saying never take the first or last run is a classic
a year ago
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tdollo
Posts: 3880 - Karma: 19,814
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, one to screw it in, and another to say 'nice turn'.
a year ago
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deac
Posts: 853 - Karma: 4,042
people who buy 1000 skis and cant even front 2
a year ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6504 - Karma: 75,410
deacpeople who buy 1000 skis


True
a year ago
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Don_Kedic
Posts: 134 - Karma: 1,554
Why is a liftys lunch only 30 mins?

if it was any longer they would forget how to do their job
a year ago
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dwt802
Posts: 3368 - Karma: 33,198
Sorry homie, no jokes here. I only got extremely out of pocket ski related pickup lines…



“I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot“

”I may not have edges left on my skis but I have amazing edge control where it matters”
a year ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3704 - Karma: 16,812
dwt802Sorry homie, no jokes here. I only got extremely out of pocket ski related pickup lines…



“I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot“

”I may not have edges left on my skis but I have amazing edge control where it matters”


Can't slide rails but would love to slide up in you.
a year ago
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Sully_Lynn
Posts: 81 - Karma: 212
whats the difference between a ski instructor and a pizza?

pizza can feed a family of four
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3990 - Karma: -13,041
What's the difference between a teleskier and God?

God doesn't think he's a teleskier.

(I got that from PLC)
a year ago
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Skidude24
Posts: 40 - Karma: 88
deacpeople who buy 1000 skis and cant even front 2


Actually made me Lol
a year ago
3 2
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mikemac
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 3,711
“How do you know you’re standing next to a ski schooler at the bar?”

”don’t worry, they’ll tell you”
a year ago
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freestyler540
Posts: 13231 - Karma: 20,383
How many Telemark skiers does it take to scre in a lightbulb?
One, but hes going to tell you every detail on how every turn is life changing.

What happends when the best skier in the world cant afford ski socks? Because his ankles were broke.

Where does the snow go? To the dump!

Idunno I made up the 2 last ones. Im high
a year ago
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maxu_27
Posts: 28 - Karma: 207
Whats the difference between an instructor and a cactus?
On a Cactus, the prick is on the outside of the jacket
a year ago
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sunsetconoisseur
Posts: 251 - Karma: 2,034
freestyler540What happends when the best skier in the world cant afford ski socks? Because his ankles were broke.


this is completely unintelligable but might be the funniest one I've seen yet
a year ago
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