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Weirdest three items to buy at Walmart

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Slurpsicle.
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A coat hanger

A pregnancy test

And a mop

Go!
12 years ago
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Dylan_
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repost.
12 years ago
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Slurpsicle.
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Didn't find anything in the search bar
12 years ago
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Darth.Maul
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AR-15
GPS
Binoculars
12 years ago
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270on420out
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I see this on the internet all the time. Its not very funny or amusing.
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SkiBum.
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This was maybe almost amusing when you were 12...
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LoathesRaisins
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Vaseline
Wire Coat Hanger
Trash Bags
12 years ago
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timmi
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What are you nuts? these are always funny.
12 years ago
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arnie_grape
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nah he's just a really cool mature guy and feels the need to express it
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
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meats
12 years ago
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bighooch
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i see a theme
12 years ago
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CaptainDiabetes
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someone obviously cares about home defense
12 years ago
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No.Quarter
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Laxatives, depends, condoms
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Benson.
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Lube

Cucumber

Paper towels
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Bloc_chain
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latex gloves, rubbing alcohol, salt

I do this often late at night, cashiers look at me like Im making meth
12 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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Kitty litter, popcorn, and a machete(yes...they sell them)
12 years ago
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edai
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Zuchini
Petroleum Jelly
Rubbing alchohol
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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  • Acetone
  • Anhydrous ammonia
  • Battery acid (sulfuric acid)
  • Brake cleaner (toluene)
  • Cold tablets containing pseudoephedrine
  • Drain cleaner (sodium hydroxide)
  • Freon
  • Iodine crystals
  • Paint thinner
  • Reactive metals (sodium or lithium)
  • Red phosphorus
  • Starting fluid (ether)
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act.resist
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tire iron

KY jelly

Scented candle



Otherwise known as my typical friday night.
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
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THREE!!!!!!!
12 years ago
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Darth.Maul
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Sometimes a little lube on the threads of my studs helps the lugs come off easier for future tire repairs. I like the way you think!
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Ribss.
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Sounds like a fun night to me.
12 years ago
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pj21
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laxatives, rubber gloves, plunger
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trill
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1. condoms
2. tarp
3. hacksaw
12 years ago
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SFB
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great idea op whered you get it from
12 years ago
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RRhighrider
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Condoms, rope, bear mace
12 years ago
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Chompo.
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Not exactly three, but would by far be the funniest. You walk up to the cashier with beer, cigs, some type of liquor, and baby diapers without enough money for them all. When you realize this you put the diapers back
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Dr.Dickless
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broto
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a cucumber, some lube, and the notebook on blu-ray
12 years ago
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DubV134
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squirrel trap, crock-pot, paprika

or to keep with the general theme here:
squirrel trap, beer, lube
12 years ago
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rockersteez
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Yup
12 years ago
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Slurpsicle.
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well fuck yo couch nigga
12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
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Smuffy
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My friend works at a gas station and told me some dude showed up at like 2AM and got a copy of all the pornos and like 3 5-Hour energies. Boom boom skeet skeet!
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thatsdill
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Walmart's fucking huge. Just saying I walked around their last night and it blew my mind how much stuff is there.
12 years ago
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cameron_taylor
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I live in England so i'm going to do this with Tesco instead:
Anusol
Pregnancy Test
Elvis Costume
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Petey.
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>Pseudo
>Box of matches
>Paint thinner
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El_Barto.
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hahaha
12 years ago
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sNaubi
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take the tire iron out of the picture and i'll gladly help you enjoy your friday nights
12 years ago
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act.resist
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im sorry but im pretty sure you can't buy ether at walmart
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Wallisch_pl
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a knife, a body bag, gloves, bleech, a gun, another gun, and a cloth...to cover up all the evidence
12 years ago
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SwagasaurusRex
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Sand Paper


Astroglide



Plastic Sporks
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Forcillo
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whipped cream
bananas
condoms
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SamMcChesney
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3 items that will also clean glass veeerry well.
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SFB
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you can if you do it right.
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.Apex.
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Size 8 girls pajama pants, condoms and rope
12 years ago
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Benson.
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Lost hard in public, people are starting to stare
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TheBayArea
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corona
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Then tie the pacifier onto the fishing line at cash.
12 years ago
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roddy116
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airsoft pistol

box of rubbers with needle pricks

bottle of yagermiester.
12 years ago
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joe_dirt
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MANUER


GAS CAN



LIGHTER



BAM
12 years ago
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