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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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12 years ago
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Crispy.
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Chubz.Cocaine might be the most overhyped drug on the entire planet. How takes over peoples lives in beyond me.


6/10 prolly won't try again.


How I feel about opiates except 3/10 for constipation.
8 years ago
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Rparr
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Crispy.How I feel about opiates except 3/10 for constipation.


I used to love opiates but they just make me sick as shit now, even at low doses
8 years ago
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270on420out
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Taking showers in the dark is my new favorite activity when baked. Always have to put on some music though or I'll start tweaking
8 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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Chubz.Cocaine might be the most overhyped drug on the entire planet. How takes over peoples lives in beyond me.


6/10 prolly won't try again.


I agree, but also will say the stuff you got was probably chopped up Doo Doo. It's pretty difficult to find anything of quality unless you know someone dealing in an extremely large quantity. Getting a line of some pure flake midway thru a long drunken night is sometimes the best thing ever.
8 years ago
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Trabek
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Coke and uppers have the opposite effect on me. I get quiet, stare into nothingness, have a lack of emotion, and just generally feel off. Never liked coke, always made me feel like I was on my adhd meds.. I blame them for ruining stimulants for me. Was on nearly everything from Adderall to Vyvanse, 1st grade through college. Coffee and energy drinks do nothing but make me sleepy. Downers, hallucinogens, and psychs are a different story.. Love me some xans, chronic, and lucy.
8 years ago
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No.Quarter
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Homie got a hookup to some medical and I'm coming off of a t break and tonight I'm gonna take two tabs and jam to some gypsy mountain music, then try to smoke enough to be able to eat some dank pizza on the comedown. Last few times I've taken psychs, I've had a pretty high weed tolerance so I'm interested so see what happens.
8 years ago
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Titus69
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No.QuarterHomie got a hookup to some medical and I'm coming off of a t break and tonight I'm gonna take two tabs and jam to some gypsy mountain music, then try to smoke enough to be able to eat some dank pizza on the comedown. Last few times I've taken psychs, I've had a pretty high weed tolerance so I'm interested so see what happens.


Lol apparently what I just got is medical, the strain it's called doesn't exist "cherish." The nug is huge and it's smelly and kinda brown in spotsand not triched out so it seems bunk. Luckily got other stuff that's super nice, fluffy and kiefy. Dabbed before I left, heating the nail caused lots of reclaim to catch on fire. Not satisfied per usual, definetly ain't medical.

Doob of the good stuff was nice.
8 years ago
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doublecup
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Titus69Lol apparently what I just got is medical, the strain it's called doesn't exist "cherish." The nug is huge and it's smelly and kinda brown in spotsand not triched out so it seems bunk. Luckily got other stuff that's super nice, fluffy and kiefy. Dabbed before I left, heating the nail caused lots of reclaim to catch on fire. Not satisfied per usual, definetly ain't medical.

Doob of the good stuff was nice.


dude i feel like most strains that ppl say they are selling are just straight up bullshit. like in the macro scope of things and when you think about how many "strains" there are, they all share many characteristics for the most part. like don't get me wrong, significant differences do exist, but quite honestly anyone can attach a name to their plant and claim whatever
8 years ago
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Rparr
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doublecupdude i feel like most strains that ppl say they are selling are just straight up bullshit. like in the macro scope of things and when you think about how many "strains" there are, they all share many characteristics for the most part. like don't get me wrong, significant differences do exist, but quite honestly anyone can attach a name to their plant and claim whatever


I used to tell people the weed I was selling was a new strain called "Jenkem". Nobody ever got the joke. It was an experiment to see how much bullshit I could feed people regarding strain names
8 years ago
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Titus69
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RparrI used to tell people the weed I was selling was a new strain called "Jenkem". Nobody ever got the joke. It was an experiment to see how much bullshit I could feed people regarding strain names



He's told me his sacks had med labels on them but I never saw any, but they could be weighed out of the others bigger sack. I'm guessing they're fake Rx labels or something, it's just not good looking at all even if the bugs are big, smokes so harsh out the bong. I could tell he didn't wanna give me a lot of the good shit either. Then I just lost it on the inside when the errl caught fire, glad I have an excuse to buy none of it. Thankfully I'm stocked up on kief already.

Point is, call it whatever you want but unless it's actually good bud don't act like it is to the customer, especially when you're close to them.
8 years ago
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doublecup
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RparrI used to tell people the weed I was selling was a new strain called "Jenkem". Nobody ever got the joke. It was an experiment to see how much bullshit I could feed people regarding strain names


95% of strain names on the macro-level are bullshit
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Lol turns out my go-to doob spot in our backwoods happens to be infront of the critter camera my mom setup after bear spottings. Guess I'll just say it's better she saw me in the act on it than a black bear or coyote...
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Last night i thought my headphones were busted but instead i had them plugged into my phone and not my computer.

Also stoned jesus is an incredible band.
8 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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Titus69He's told me his sacks had med labels on them but I never saw any, but they could be weighed out of the others bigger sack. I'm guessing they're fake Rx labels or something, it's just not good looking at all even if the bugs are big, smokes so harsh out the bong. I could tell he didn't wanna give me a lot of the good shit either. Then I just lost it on the inside when the errl caught fire, glad I have an excuse to buy none of it. Thankfully I'm stocked up on kief already.

Point is, call it whatever you want but unless it's actually good bud don't act like it is to the customer, especially when you're close to them.


I mean, to assume that just because it's from a licensed medical grow is gonna mean it's any good is not always fair. There are plenty of licensed grows in WA that grow bunk.
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Bodhisattva_I mean, to assume that just because it's from a licensed medical grow is gonna mean it's any good is not always fair. There are plenty of licensed grows in WA that grow bunk.


Yeah I guess that's possible, and the people are pretty gullible to that stuff, was told "don't worry bro we be smoking gasss." Got good stuff luckily but it's all gone because I don't wanna smoke the bad stuff. Only have the kief left from it and luckily a lot more saved up. Its funny because he claimed the good was med but didn't know the strain and didn't wanna make a BS bame up for it, while he says the shit stuff is a strain that doesn't exist.

Stuff just looked bad on the outside with no trichomes. The inside was shinier with them but looked kinda brownish on the stem and some of the flower, I'm just waiting a bit til I know it's all gone.
8 years ago
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doublecup
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currently doing a speedball of 120mg of vyvanse + valium + xanax

i'm feeling heavy-high-powered! and ready to start clownin'
8 years ago
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Rparr
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doublecup120mg of vyvanse


jesus fuck, good luck eating or sleeping ever
8 years ago
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doublecup
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Rparrjesus fuck, good luck eating or sleeping ever


Update: I drank 7 beers in the last hour
8 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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doublecupcurrently doing a speedball of 120mg of vyvanse + valium + xanax

i'm feeling heavy-high-powered! and ready to start clownin'


There are much better forums for posts like this. Like Bluelight and Erowid.
8 years ago
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doublecup
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Bodhisattva_There are much better forums for posts like this. Like Bluelight and Erowid.


Brass monkey, chunky, brass monkey chunky that funky monkey
8 years ago
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doublecup
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Rparrjesus fuck, good luck eating or sleeping ever


dog i was able to get 5 hours of sleep, i drank a few beers to kill the vyvanse buzz and fell right asleep. i feel absolutely horrible though right now though
8 years ago
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Crispy.
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Chocolate milk. that is all
8 years ago
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Eastcoastskier95
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you can now get medical pot for chronic pain in new york.... I think I'm gonna stay with my dealer. probably better nugs and way cheaper
8 years ago
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Rparr
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fluffhead95you can now get medical pot for chronic pain in new york.... I think I'm gonna stay with my dealer. probably better nugs and way cheaper


my friend works for a grower/ medical edible producer in new york. He says they grow the pot, co2 extract it (make co2 oil out of it), and then stretch that g of co2 oil over 140-180$ of edible products. In the black market that g of co2 oil is only worth 20-50$. I think it's a complete ripoff in NY state
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Crispy.Chocolate milk. that is all


%100, always got a glass ready.

Rparrmy friend works for a grower/ medical edible producer in new york. He says they grow the pot, co2 extract it (make co2 oil out of it), and then stretch that g of co2 oil over 140-180$ of edible products. In the black market that g of co2 oil is only worth 20-50$. I think it's a complete ripoff in NY state



Kid I know has a card for some chronic injury in and he says a zip is at least $300 but I've seen the pics of the bud grown at the dispensary and they do well. So jealous, still pretty hard to get a card in NH, our list of approved reasons isn't very full of easy ones to get with. My doctor wouldn't write me a recommendation anyways.
8 years ago
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Eastcoastskier95
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Rparrmy friend works for a grower/ medical edible producer in new york. He says they grow the pot, co2 extract it (make co2 oil out of it), and then stretch that g of co2 oil over 140-180$ of edible products. In the black market that g of co2 oil is only worth 20-50$. I think it's a complete ripoff in NY state


i do have a buddy who lives in ever and whenever he comes back in town he always brings dank nugs
8 years ago
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Rparr
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My rig has reached its final form
8 years ago
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Trabek
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RparrMy rig has reached its final form


Nice my man, digging the rig.

Tried a drop down with my illy, but was near impossible to find one that fit. The 29mm downstem opening was too wide for them to drop down over. Eventually found a cheap ass one that fit. It broke, where the male joint is fused to the drop down, from lightly pulling it up and out of my rig. Ended up torching and smoothing the broken end and used it as a J-hook with an ash catcher to make a neat bubbler.
8 years ago
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doublecup
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RparrMy rig has reached its final form


can u fill that with ice?
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Nothing like another fresh sack, of the dirt shit. Of course a few weeks later it's still what I'm getting....cause the person hasn't even been using it....
8 years ago
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Eastcoastskier95
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doublecupcan u fill that with ice?


no need for ice in a rig also like the thermal nail nice pick up
8 years ago
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Rparr
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fluffhead95no need for ice in a rig also like the thermal nail nice pick up


I don't know if it's just novelty but I am 100% enjoying this new type of nail more than a standard quartz banger
8 years ago
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Eastcoastskier95
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RparrI don't know if it's just novelty but I am 100% enjoying this new type of nail more than a standard quartz banger


yea i like it a lot better to it retains heat so much better than the standard banger, but toro just came out with a new nail (the core reactor) and it looks super sick
8 years ago
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Trabek
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Went from smoking an oz every 2 weeks to smoking a few times a month... Been having some wild vivid dreams. And lots and lots of extra cash hahah
8 years ago
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.Rybak.
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https://open.spotify.com/track/46WOptLnXUtH3LOyYvmMO1
8 years ago
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firecrotch
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anyone else getting burnt out on weed? I just took a couple days off and I think I'm going to keep the t break going for the foreseeable future. I feel like it isn't as much fun as it used to be, I just feel kinda groggy and stupid when I'm high now. I also can't socialize at parties and whatnot when I'm really baked. It sometimes feels like I'm losing parts of my personality, anyone else feel this way or is it just me?
8 years ago
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DayMan
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firecrotchanyone else getting burnt out on weed? I just took a couple days off and I think I'm going to keep the t break going for the foreseeable future. I feel like it isn't as much fun as it used to be, I just feel kinda groggy and stupid when I'm high now. I also can't socialize at parties and whatnot when I'm really baked. It sometimes feels like I'm losing parts of my personality, anyone else feel this way or is it just me?


Definitely try taking some time off, I was smoking every day for a long time and started to feel the way you just described, but after a week off I felt way better, and the first time you smoke after that break is really fun
8 years ago
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broto
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firecrotchanyone else getting burnt out on weed? I just took a couple days off and I think I'm going to keep the t break going for the foreseeable future. I feel like it isn't as much fun as it used to be, I just feel kinda groggy and stupid when I'm high now. I also can't socialize at parties and whatnot when I'm really baked. It sometimes feels like I'm losing parts of my personality, anyone else feel this way or is it just me?


I've been having similar thoughts. I don't really smoke much at parties anymore, ill stick to alcohol if I'm going out. a little moderation is key and it helps if you wait until the evening to get high. it's easy to get burnt out if you start early in the day
8 years ago
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Rparr
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brotoa little moderation is key and it helps if you wait until the evening to get high. it's easy to get burnt out if you start early in the day


I've had the worst fucking habit of taking morning dabs for like the past year. It's definitely not good.
8 years ago
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SammyDubz
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brotoI've been having similar thoughts. I don't really smoke much at parties anymore, ill stick to alcohol if I'm going out. a little moderation is key and it helps if you wait until the evening to get high. it's easy to get burnt out if you start early in the day


yea I'm a total high guy and stop interacting with people at parties when I'm baked. I just only drink when I go out and smoke when I come back now, I think its the perfect combo
8 years ago
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Dddsz
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I swear I can't get high. I only smoke like once per week and my tolerance is through the fuckin roof, man. All my friends get soo fucked up...and I just sit in the corner and watch them lose it.
8 years ago
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DayMan
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SconnieI swear I can't get high. I only smoke like once per week and my tolerance is through the fuckin roof, man. All my friends get soo fucked up...and I just sit in the corner and watch them lose it.


Try hotboxing your car
8 years ago
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doublecup
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I'm high on sugar!
8 years ago
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Rparr
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SconnieI swear I can't get high. I only smoke like once per week and my tolerance is through the fuckin roof, man. All my friends get soo fucked up...and I just sit in the corner and watch them lose it.


sounds like you need some bho
8 years ago
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doublecup
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Rparrsounds like you need some bho


BHO Rumpelstiltskin buddar
8 years ago
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Dddsz
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In a intense one right now. Way way high. Thought I grabbed chocolate cake and whipped cream but then forgot where I got it
8 years ago
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doublecup
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SconnieIn a intense one right now. Way way high. Thought I grabbed chocolate cake and whipped cream but then forgot where I got it


rookie move
8 years ago
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SammyDubz
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Any special plans for thursday?
8 years ago
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doublecup
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SammyDubzAny special plans for thursday?


im gonna fill a pixie stick up with cocaine and have a chick blow it into my asshole
8 years ago
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Rparr
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SammyDubzAny special plans for thursday?


I'm making edibles that should kill a horse today. Gonna test these bad boys out today, which likely means I'm going to sleep for 16 hours
8 years ago
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