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Maximizing my week of time at the beach

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alex=
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pinknames, look away.

so i'm going to the beach for a week. specifically topsail beach in NC. supposedly renowned in NC for slutty girls. i still got the card and want to pull some pussy coming up at the beach. i need some tips. i've done everything but sex but i need to know how to bag them.

p.s. i might need pick-up lines. the only one i know is to hand a girl a drink and say 'here'. ingenious, i know

+k for good tips
May 30 2012 8:52PM
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.Hugo.
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You: Wanna come back to my place and play rape?
Her: NO
You: Thats the spirit!
May 30 2012 8:54PM
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rareison
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"Hey there, could you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?"

best pickup line, works everytime and you can slay mad pussy
May 30 2012 8:55PM
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utorrents
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works every time
May 30 2012 8:56PM
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Lucas
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"hi there, how are things"
May 30 2012 8:59PM
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holy.shep
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in an awkwardly loud voice: "HEY COME HAVE SEX WITH ME" "um no why would i do that" "CAUSE I CAN RUN FASTER HORNY THAN YOU CAN SCARED"
60% of the time, it works everytime
May 30 2012 8:59PM
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alex=
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I'm in hs dude, but you're right, idk of any under age spots to pick up girls...

i'll go out there during the night and start walking. bitches love walking on the beach at night
May 30 2012 9:02PM
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Ski_Alot
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sounds rape-y
May 30 2012 9:24PM
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TheClap.
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exactly this
May 30 2012 9:25PM
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Lucas
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May 30 2012 9:46PM
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JzD.
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Go naked, if any hot chick asks what youre doing, speak italian or some other language, pussy magnet. Say you want to see the town before you sail back to your country. It works. Trust me.
May 30 2012 9:54PM
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Amadeus.
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find some girls. Get them drunk. Pick out one. Say "Wanna go for a walk on the beach?", and they will know whatsup.
May 30 2012 9:56PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
$20
May 30 2012 10:03PM
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EastCoast315
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Just do what you did when you did "everything but sex". Except proceed to have sex.

Protip: bring alcohol
May 30 2012 10:23PM
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garrettwiz
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you can be whom ever you want. be cool as fuck
May 30 2012 10:24PM
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infedel_one
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yer not gonna get laid sorry dude. if you do then she'll prolly realize yer a virgin.
May 30 2012 11:11PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
This. I would also highly reccomend sunglasses to prevent the destruction of your retina
May 31 2012 12:41AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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This. I would also highly reccomend sunglasses to prevent the destruction of your retina
May 31 2012 12:41AM
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Backyard.Skier
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dont do this. go blind them you get to feel their faces cause you can't see... then when they least expect it you can drop the hand to the booies. bitch won't know what hit her.
May 31 2012 12:48AM
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LIL-WAT
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Fuck that, if his pick line invloves giving a drink and going here just chuck some roofies in it.


Do you seriously just say here? why not be like hey hows it going, blah blah then offer to buy her a drink.
May 31 2012 2:23AM
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miroz
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Bring alcohol. Roll up to the beach with a bottle of rum and some mixers and some music and someone's gonna want to hang out with you. Bring friends too; crowd mentality, if there's already a posse people will think you're already having fun/a party. If you're at a douchey beach there'll be a lot of other people doing that too so make sure you're mobile so you can move to a quiet spot once you find the ladies.

Get numbers during the day, rage and bone in the evenings. yolo
May 31 2012 2:45AM
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timmi
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If you're going with friends, just do your thing and be outgoing. If you're alone, just hang out by the pool/communal areas where you have a reason to be in a close vicinity to someone. Find a reason to talk to them for a little while, build some rapport. Don't put too much pressure on the girl at first, you need to kind of be smooth about it if that makes sense. Right when the time feels right and you can feel there's kind of a nervous tension between the two of you, club her over the head like a caveman and drag her by the hair to your hotel room.
May 31 2012 2:57AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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That made me laugh so hard.
May 31 2012 3:01AM
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jameskiy
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:L
May 31 2012 5:09AM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^just pointing out the importance of a wingman...

inform your buddy of your cunning plan and have him aid you, maybe have him tell chicks some made up story of how you saved a litter of blind kittens from a burning building or how you performed cpr on a drowning dolphin, chicks love that shit and they'll be in your pants before you know it !
May 31 2012 5:14AM
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Rachy
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Actually, you do want help from a pink name.

Provided you're not a hideous monster, you should be ok. The problem with highschool girls though, is that they typically need a few dates before giving it up. College girls on the other hand...

So, you are now a college freshmen who is undeclared because you are unsure if you want to continue on with school or really try to make the olympic team in skiing. You aren't likely to actually compete this time around, but they take the top 16 qualifiers, so getting the coaching and practices would really inprove your chances for the second time around. You however really needed the summer off because you are recovering from a compressed spine. This means youre back pretty much hurts all the time.

If she know's what's up, she will offer you a massage. If she's at all slutty, she will also want to fuck the potential olympian. You could seriously tell her you're trying to make the team for trap shooting.. it doesn't matter, she will believe you because she wants to believe you.

However, you absolutely do not want your first time to be on the beach. So you need to plan a place you can go. Your hotel room, a nice private park... something. Reason being is that you had better have a blanket and condoms and be prepared to have people watch if it's on the beach. And the sand... so painful.

Good luck.
May 31 2012 5:28AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Quality advice. Take it.
May 31 2012 6:51AM
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bdarb207
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"do you know who Tom wallisch is? No. Hi, I'm Tom wallisch."
May 31 2012 7:24AM
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Casper.
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Lolz
May 31 2012 7:49AM
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doitbig
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try to be not ugly.
May 31 2012 7:53AM
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midget.
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Walk around with your hard cock in one hand and a can of snickers (for lube) in the other. Hot 10 year olds, milfs and even some dilfs and gilfs will want to slobber all over your colossal nut sack
May 31 2012 8:17AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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dont dont bang it out on the beach. sand sucks.
May 31 2012 9:41AM
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alex=
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Looool dude i was joking.
May 31 2012 11:18AM
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Amadeus.
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you gotta do it doggy with your hands up.
May 31 2012 12:47PM
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coolflash8
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Totally true for everyplace you go without people you know. reinvent yourself and get the poon
May 31 2012 12:51PM
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