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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
am spinning. am wobdering how many ns'ers im currently in the room with. kids in hunyer and shanes and noah and peteys house, hiii
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king.tubby
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i mean, i djouod be drunk. with thev goors lites byb the dozen and redfy bullh vokkkas and a coups sjotz here and thete. and u thro in a coups boelwls and i mean come on. bur im just not. supes sobes
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Im drunk, and honestly your trying to hard.
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WestWoods
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OH FUUCCK! Im drunk.... once again.... I think I started at like 7... pathetic hahah
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forrest-cole
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dfucked up god dayummm, talking bout life with one of the few homies left around my town... shit's fucking porked, as weeell as fucking awesome!!!



aint life a bitch goddayum
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Trollasaurus*Rex
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I seriously looked for this thread for 3you hours last night ...
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alexat955
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crossed
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GayWolf420
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Shitty night. Found some beers so why the fuck not?
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iSmokeweed
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idk what im supossed to postn but im fuuuvked uppppppp
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awesomeness17
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watching jeremy kyle show wtf?
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asapCferg
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oh myyy what a day/night. what thaaaa mimosa tomorrow night FUCK YESSSS
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Troy.
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Notq even closed. Just had to share a handle with 8 people. Fml.
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GayWolf420
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Thats like a quaerter of a beer for eeryone lol
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asapCferg
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i remember my first beer like a lion lolz
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Troy.
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Yeh. Utah for the loss
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GayWolf420
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4th of the night actually. Feeling PREEEEty nice.
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alexat955
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OH SHIT 4 beers you're a champion
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Troy.
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Dealing with a badass right here.
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collinder
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dis beer mang
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
LIKE A LIEEONNN
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SirFryanator
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soooo...I just woke up at 7:20 im still drunk mightve been first blackout night ever fuckin dance parties up da mafuckin yang

so i woke up, and saw this on my neck. realized that I had been hooking up wih a girl on the dance floor REAL hard (hands down pants, etc.) and I went back and slept in another girls bed that night without realizing there were hickies ALL over my neck. good thing we got into an argument and I left because the girl i was in bed with is a bitch and wanted to 'apologize' to me...lol fuck dat ill puke on you ho

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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
This vampire approves of those hickies. Naughty Naughty
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Jane6
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out in the street they caaall it muurdaaaaaaa
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I just made the most amazing drunk sandwich ever, its sooooo bad for me but yet its orgasmic.!!!!
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canterbury
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hahaha, your post and icon combo make me lol
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General_Ripper
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sup
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Whats up with you sexy?
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CassiusClay
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alexat955
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high. thinking about drinking when I get home
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soulskier
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saki saki saki
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Flying~Squirrel
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oh goodness im too drunk and its 11 oclock and
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SterlingArcher
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i couldve used this thread the other night
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asapCferg
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birthday celebration..course regestration right now. no sleep. WHAT IS GOING ON
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Crossfade
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Disregard females, acquire currency...

aka. Fuck bitches, get money.   aha im drunk.

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Lemuel
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Working my way. As we say, we tryin to have regrets for at least 3 days.
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asapCferg
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i has my glasses on
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EastCoast315
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definitely getting there
fuckyeah

finally have liquor
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roaklee
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Part7
rocker in the house tonight
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PON3
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every bodies is having a good time!
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asapCferg
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MY BIRTHDAY IN ONE HOUR
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asapCferg
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now 8 minz
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parkdizzle
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AAAND im drunk :)
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Milksteak
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Last night I blacked out and fell down a flight of stairs face first. Whatever.
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Pillionaire
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This is the ingredients from last night's jungle juice...

10 Milligrams of Xan's
14 Grams of MOLecule
10 grams of mushrooms boiled into tea.

Boulder got down
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theabortionator
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Repost. And this thread reeks of freshman
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Milksteak
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FRESH-MAN! FRESH-MAN! FRESH-MAN!

Love it when that gets chanted at parties.
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Pillionaire
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What's a repost? no really what part of what I said had been posted?
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Milksteak
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me? I didn't say that bruh.
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General_Ripper
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I'm sober, this sucks a bag of dicks
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Bonzalo
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D R U N K
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