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Funny Ass Informative Essay/Speech Topic

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Mac_Grey
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i need one

i'm a freshman in college

i have to give an informative speech for speech class
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i have to write and informative essay for english comp

so i figured why not kill two birds with one stone

anyone have any suggestions cause i dont feel like using a topic like alternative fuels

Oct 8 2008 8:07PM
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hellomynameisjef
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Skiing and Underground Rap: A Case Study in Steeze
Oct 8 2008 8:19PM
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Mac_Grey
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preferably something non ski related but funny as hell
Oct 8 2008 8:21PM
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Rachy
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Greatest one I have heard yet,

Diseases you can, and can't get from a toilet seat, and preventative measures.

It pretty much ended in there being no reason to use a toilet seat cover unless its cause the stall is out of toilet paper... but still classic.
Oct 8 2008 8:24PM
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cab509
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how-to shotgun a beer

how-to do a keg stand

how-to sneak a keg into your dorm without your RA becoming aware of it

How-to shave your head

how-to ride a bike with no handlebars


I don't know there are a few ideas
Oct 8 2008 8:25PM
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C+Thompson
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How pokemon changed the world.
Oct 8 2008 8:29PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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talk about why most girls are soo slutty (its cuz their simple brains are attracted to shiny things)
Oct 8 2008 8:31PM
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Aaaron.
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someone in my sister class gave a speech on how to disstill meth
in your house
Oct 8 2008 8:32PM
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Rachy
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this would be a persuasive essay, hes looking for informative.
Oct 8 2008 8:33PM
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Mac_Grey
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exactly but keep em coming these are great
Oct 8 2008 8:37PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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tell everyone about how wonderful acid is, now thats informative
Oct 8 2008 8:39PM
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Mac_Grey
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never tried it
Oct 9 2008 10:16AM
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hellomynameisjef
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NS: A Study in Procrastination
Oct 9 2008 8:42PM
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Sean...M
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bump. i want one. Preferebly one that has sources i can use
Jan 28 2009 9:12PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Religion and its effects on celebrity mental stability
Jan 28 2009 9:16PM
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Moonlight
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Legalization of Marijuana
Jan 28 2009 9:17PM
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sklermang
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whores vs. ostriches, why shiny things attract two very different breeds
Jan 28 2009 9:18PM
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PhilboydStudge
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hahaha i loled

give it on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide, and how many people die from it every year. the chem kids in your class will know what's up, everyone else will think its some bad gas
Jan 28 2009 9:20PM
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Sean...M
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needs to have like legitimate sources though
Jan 28 2009 9:40PM
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Moonlight
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http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Jan 28 2009 9:43PM
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Sean...M
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so hows it funny?
Jan 28 2009 10:32PM
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skiP.E.I.
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you can make a speech about almost anything funny, you just have to have your wits about you and think about it a bit.
Jan 28 2009 10:38PM
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bobross
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because it's just water...Dihydrogen = H2, Monoxide = O
Jan 28 2009 10:45PM
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Sean...M
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still to this day im amazed that i pulled an A in chem.

Thanks for that though, i might have to do that
Jan 29 2009 1:58AM
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LIL_WAT
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Political Correctness has gone too far. really funny speech where you can make fun of anything
Jan 29 2009 2:12AM
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aculbs
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do an informative speech about hipsters and the hypocrisy of being non conformist and how their conforming to non conformity. like the scenester episode of south park
Jan 29 2009 9:56AM
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aculbs
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sorry for the double post but i just realized this thread was made in october and i just wasted like 6 minutes of my life.
Jan 29 2009 9:57AM
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chimp
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write on masturbation
Jan 29 2009 10:00AM
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Moonlight
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to the person who said this was made in october this guy just kept the same thread and bumped it for his own use instead of creating a new one
Jan 29 2009 10:08AM
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