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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
THE BAD MAN PUNTED BAXTEREER DFJDASLK;FJL;DSAFJ;ASDLK;DJSA;LJ


best movie quotes? lets go.
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!"


"ABRA CADABRA!"


"Say hello to mah little friend!"


"You're gonna need a bigger boat"


"You play ball like a GIRL!"


"mah arms are like mah rims. they twenty twos!"


"That is not a bong.. that is for my schlong!"
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
" She was a hoe. foor show! "
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suzia
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 20
shampoo is better than conditioner cause shampoo cleans the hair. no conditioner is better cause it leaves the hair all silky and smooth. oh really fool? really. STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN haha
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grapesoda
Posts: 999 - Karma: 31
- what we need is a few good taters.
- whats taters precious? whats taters eh?
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
Hey! Lama! How 'bout a little somethin...for the effort..you know!
Oh there won't be any money involved...but when you die, on your deathbed, you wil recieve total conciousness.
So no I got that going for me...which is nice.
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t-roy
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from same movie and actor, while looking at the dead cat on the wall..

"IS IT DEAD?!"
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aly_kat
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"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
because.
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
well i can quote pretty much all of pulp fiction seemlessly, but, "ezekiel 15:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

and now, beerfest
"Oh no, not again!"
-probably the funniest scene i've seen all year
"Wow! This shit is great! I wish I could freeze it, and make ice blocks out of it, and then skate on it! Then, in the spring, melt it down and drink it! "
"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
whats a ZJ?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
.. I have 4 dollars"

"It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since! "
"Great Gam Gam was a whore!"
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*BeAsT*
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Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Ha. Ha. Ha. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit, man.

What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?
No, it was a girl.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen.
I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.


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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
suzikio shall we have a foot race?-scary movie


what is this... a center for ants?-zoolander


im not your fucking mommy-grudge 2
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newskool
Posts: 87 - Karma: 10
I'm gonna tell the whole world you itched my nuts!" - Bond
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110

"You'll have to excuse my friend, hes a little slow... The towns back THAT way."
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
"English... DO YOU SPEAK IT MOTHERFUCKER!?!"

"Welcome to Thunderdome... bitch!"

"That's the discipline." (Deniro in Heat)

"And remember, if you don't stomp your shit at whistler this year, you'll be one year older when you do."
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54

"The price is WRONG, BITCH!!!!"

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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
i dont get it
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
"you like to see hobos naked?"
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PEJibber31
Posts: 358 - Karma: 11
I aim to misbehave.
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,494
the entire monologue of Clerks (one)
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
"We had two bags of grass, seventy- five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi- colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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dont know if its said but its green street hooligans
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soulskier
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its not that i'm lazy, its that i just dont care
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A_E
Posts: 15350 - Karma: 311
thats pretty funny dudes
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
what is that from?
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Schoening
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Where do you get your weed?

From you dante

OH yeaaaaaaaa, whats up mr. cheisle!
19 years ago
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timmi
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i will be impressed if anyone knows this- its such a fuckin sweet movie.

"i refuse to take romantic advice from somone who cant even spell romantic...or advice.....or bong..."
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MLB
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" She looks slow, but she can make the Kessel run in 12.5 powersecs."
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
fear and loathing in las vegas
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John.
Posts: 1327 - Karma: 11
fuck yea dude. that movie kicks ass but almost no one has seen it. go watch it. it'll be a few of the most intense hours of your life
19 years ago
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derbski
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"when the fuck did we get ice cream"

and

"sir it is our most modestly priced recepticle"
"this is BULL SHIT, anybody know where a (some grocery store) is?"
shows up with the ashes in a coffee can
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newskool
Posts: 87 - Karma: 10
Ready to Rumble!!!
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Sean...M
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if i am correct, which im almost 100% sure that i am, i believe that is from Ring 2, not grudge 2. its when she's shutting the well. [OWNED STAMP]
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