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So i just bought a snowmobile!

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powfoka
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i am taking over payments on my bros 97 polaris rmk700 it has a 152 track! theres only like 500 left to pay on it!

whoe else rides/ skis with them?

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Jul 3 2005 10:52PM
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offtrail
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I hate you.



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Jul 3 2005 11:42PM
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powfoka
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haha i am a lucky son of a bitch!

you live in utah come out with us sometime!

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Jul 3 2005 11:43PM
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skicali916
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Lucky Bastard!

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Jul 4 2005 12:18AM
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eheath
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yeah u r a lucky fucker


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Jul 4 2005 12:56AM
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johanblaze
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it's half mine because we can't take it anywhere without my truck nigga!

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Jul 4 2005 1:00AM
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Twintipskier-101
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Thats gotta be so fun.

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Jul 4 2005 7:25AM
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powfoka
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^^ untill i get my truck fixed ! bitch!

i can borrow my dads pretty much anytime i want as well!

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Jul 4 2005 9:21PM
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Lineskier-101
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Wait, does Sean really own part of it?

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Jul 4 2005 9:25PM
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powfoka
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^ no just i have nothing to pull it with untill i get my truck fixed!

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Jul 4 2005 9:27PM
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powfoka
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does anybody else use em for skiing!

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Jul 5 2005 2:12PM
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[~_~]
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what the fuck would someone use a snowmachine for besides skiing? if I had a snowmachine I would hit up the backcountry like every weekend. damn.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 5 2005 2:14PM
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powfoka
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^ what the fuck?

i was asking if anybody else on here used em for skiing!

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Jul 5 2005 2:33PM
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[~_~]
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you are a fool to not use a snowmachine for skiing. lets ust leave it at that.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 5 2005 2:52PM
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SkiBumProd.
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you have no idea about what snowmobiles, and what they can be used for

Jul 5 2005 5:54PM
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[~_~]
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good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause she apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 5 2005 6:30PM
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powfoka
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a little unknown fact is that snowmobiles are faster than bulletbikes! ovecourse an odl small motored sled will never beat a brand new busa 1500!

but comparable sleds and bikes sleds are faster

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Jul 6 2005 4:21AM
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MWenzel
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nice my dad bought me a 2005 ski-doo mxz 500

Jul 6 2005 6:03PM
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jukebox_7
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hahahaha bbbbbbuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnn





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Jul 6 2005 6:45PM
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skicali916
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HAHAHA

new mag, check it!=http://www.skitimemag.com/st/
Jul 6 2005 6:48PM
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johanblaze
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justin bro i'm buying my uncles now! i think i'm going to go up and get it like in september. can we put two sleds on your trailer?

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Jul 7 2005 12:21AM
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powfoka
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yes we can ther is 2 on it righ now! ony one belongs to me though :(



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Jul 7 2005 12:50PM
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[~_~]
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next time I come over to your house I am going to take a steamy pooh on your face.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 7 2005 10:13PM
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marik
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lucky

Jul 9 2005 9:44PM
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scratch720
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polaris suck so when you go ride it i hope you bring you skis so you can ski down the mountain or home because they break down. get an arctic cat

Jul 11 2005 12:24AM
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D-40
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polaris kill artic cat, as well as every other snowmobile

Jul 11 2005 12:47PM
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marik
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polaris beats all other snowmobiles

Jul 11 2005 12:55PM
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scratch720
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yeah you guys are stupid^

Jul 11 2005 11:28PM
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ItsPhil
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you lucky sonofabitch

Jul 11 2005 11:32PM
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BakerBoy
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Are you guys high on fucking crack? Not only does marik post on EVERY SINGLE message, but I really don't think he knows what he's talking about.

The Ski-Doo REV chassis is hands down the raddest sled ever built, and not only does the 800 with the 151 or 156 track simply crush everything else, the new 1000 with the 162 will be virtually unstoppable. Nobody knows what they are talking about unless they've ridden a REV.

Polaris's are like the Toyota Corolla of sleds -- sure, they get the job done and get you from A to B, but would you really think a chick thinks you're rollin' like a pimp in one?

Jul 11 2005 11:34PM
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marik
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the new polaris fusions are cool but i havent rode a rev but iv heard that they are pretty good

Jul 12 2005 3:39PM
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powfoka
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my dads new turboed rmk 900 will eat anything alive!



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Jul 12 2005 3:56PM
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guddgulf17
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Enjoy your environmental destruction fuckers.


David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.
Jul 12 2005 10:47PM
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scratch720
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a buddy of mine has a rev nothing too special

Jul 13 2005 12:37AM
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marik
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i dont post on every single one if i have a little info or knowledge about something i will share it but if i dont have a clue i wont say anything or ill ask a question instead of giving advice

Jul 13 2005 12:52AM
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BakerBoy
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You're typing on your computer. Your computer uses electricity, which either comes from nuclear (waste), coal/gas (pollution), or hydroelectric (fish killer). It is also made of many non-recycleable materials, and contains mercury, which is a carcinogenic and seeps out of landfills into the groundwater after which humans and animals ingest it. It takes petroleum products to make plastic. P-tex is also plastic. The sport you enjoy doing is harmful to the environment. You also consume non-renewable petroleum products every time you drive to the ski hill.

In short, shut the fuck up and get off your preaching high horse, asshole.

Jul 14 2005 10:58PM
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jambone
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I've use my sled for skiing. Its so sketch hitting jumps but it can be a lot of fun. Just make sure when ur driving away with the sled u turn after the person lets go, or u get landed on and it ain't fun.

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Jul 15 2005 6:24PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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If by some miracle I somehow came upon the money combined with the opportunity, and bought a sled, the first I would do is quit this damn site and disappear into the Whistler backcountry forever...



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Jul 15 2005 7:24PM
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alev
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hahaha u love the sound of ur own voice hahah, but its ok, i do the same thing but i would just say like " YES I AM THE MAN WOO!

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Jul 15 2005 7:39PM
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guddgulf17
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Right. I admit im on a computer. Now, please tell me how you managed to make that post without one.


David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.
Jul 15 2005 11:10PM
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guddgulf17
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As they are currently designed, two-stroke engines - whether in a snowmobile or any other kind of vehicle or device - emit significant amounts of air pollution. One reason is that 20-33% of the fuel goes through the engine and out the tailpipe unburned. Another factor is that in standard two-stroke engines lubricating oil must be mixed with fuel. So lube oil makes up part of the exhaust, including most of the visible haze that snowmobiles produce. Snowmobiles are usually tuned "rich," meaning that there is a high ratio of fuel to oxygen. This improves cold starts and throttle response, but also contributes to emission problems. [For more detail, see Two-Stroke Engine Principles.] Winter air is often stagnant in low areas such as mountain valleys, limiting dispersion of emissions. Heavy snowmobile traffic in congested areas also contributes to emissions causing air quality concerns.

Taken from: http://www.deq.state.mt.us/CleanSnowmobile/concerns/air.asp




David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.
Jul 15 2005 11:18PM
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guddgulf17
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And dont give me the four stroke argument, 4 strokes cost several hundered dollars more and weigh about 70 pounds more than 2 strokes, meaning that for the average person buying a snowmobile and thrashing around in deep pow with it, it is a no-brainer to go two stroke.


David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.
Jul 15 2005 11:20PM
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guddgulf17
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Furthermore, these guys are just taking themselves out of the gene pool anyway:

In the late 1990s the National Park Service received employee complaints and cases of documented illness at the West Entrance of Yellowstone National Park. A February 2000 OSHA study in Yellowstone indicated that snowmobile mechanics, toll booth workers, and patrol rangers were exposed to high levels of benzene, toluene, and fine particulate matter, exposures that could impact their long-term health.

http://www.deq.state.mt.us/CleanSnowmobile/concerns/personal.asp




David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.
Jul 15 2005 11:23PM
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powfoka
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o yeah and my 85 ford diesel blows a shitload of smoke out the tailpipe! the factory that makes my skis cuts down trees to build them! that factory that builds my car so i can get to the hill prooboly polllutes a lot to!

have a nice day bitch!



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Jul 16 2005 2:35AM
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guddgulf17
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Im just presenting the other side of the snowmobile debate. There are many other forms of envrionmental destruction, this is merely how i see it. I'm done.


David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.
Jul 16 2005 3:07PM
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powfoka
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yeah your done! shut the hell up!



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Jul 17 2005 5:13PM
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guddgulf17
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Chill^.


David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.
Jul 17 2005 10:27PM
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Freezeskier
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i wish i had one in utah

Jul 18 2005 12:14AM
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Deezl
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snowmobile compared to any ski resort.....which one has more environmental impact again i got confused.

Oh yeah that's right, the mega clearing of trees, millions of gallons of diesel fuel to run lifts, and mountains of trash generated from cafes and restaurants at resorts is far less than the impact of the handful of people lucky enough to have snowmobiles.



Jul 18 2005 12:46AM
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powfoka
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^ word



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Jul 18 2005 12:53AM
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BakerBoy
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Word, again, and I can't see how he can continue to reply to this thread in good faith. You're nothing more than a hypocritical, piece of shit, rich parent, psuedo-hippie. Lemme guess, UC Boulder bound?

Jul 18 2005 1:07AM
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