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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM

What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.

user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers

and so on...

I'll start:

unlimited bacon.

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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
Aug 8 2014 4:28PM

LE.SkiingWhat would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.

user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers

and so on...

I'll start:

unlimited bacon.

Has to be eaten raw

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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Aug 8 2014 4:29PM

Unlimited one ups

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Lucky.
Posts: 318 - Karma: -644
Aug 8 2014 4:33PM

put the ass

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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
Aug 8 2014 4:34PM

Lucky.put the ass

That should be the name of your t-shirt company

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 4:38PM

soulskierUnlimited one ups

You are sent back in time where there is no electricity rendering the one ups useless.

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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
Aug 8 2014 4:39PM

LE.SkiingYou are sent back in time where there is no electricity rendering the one ups useless.

would you consider this combo breaking?

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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
Aug 8 2014 4:45PM

dildos

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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Aug 8 2014 4:49PM

Theskiingguydildos

Can only be used as Jalapenos

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Aug 8 2014 5:01PM

Money

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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Aug 8 2014 5:15PM

TheSeaCaptainMoney

you're completely alone in life and severely depressed.

strippers

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SteezeOnStage
Posts: 445 - Karma: 165
Aug 8 2014 5:16PM

DILDOS

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 8 2014 5:17PM

TheSeaCaptainMoney

All pennies.

Pussy!

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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Aug 8 2014 5:18PM

Barefootin_Fiendyou're completely alone in life and severely depressed.

strippers

420...Pussy!

you're only interested in dick.

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Aug 8 2014 5:21PM

Barefootin_Fienddick.

It never gets hard but your sex drive stays the same.

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Aug 8 2014 5:25PM

TheSeaCaptainsex

But only with Carol Yager.

Reference:

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 8 2014 5:29PM

SteezeOnStageDILDOS

You gotta ask your mom for them every time you want one.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Aug 8 2014 5:42PM

420...All pennies.

ahaha.

beer

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Aug 8 2014 5:43PM

snobunnyahaha.

beer

you're deathly allergic to grains.

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galaxia
Posts: 307 - Karma: 697
Aug 8 2014 5:46PM

snobunnyahaha.

beer

you black out after one.

Hamburgers.

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 5:48PM

galaxiaHamburgers.

They have all been previously digested.

Cheese

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Aug 8 2014 6:06PM

LE.SkiingCheese

You have to eat it out of a sumo wrestlers ass

cars

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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Aug 8 2014 6:17PM

Time

I win

/thread

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profa_212
Posts: 8648 - Karma: 32,709
Aug 8 2014 6:17PM

.Hugo.You have to eat it out of a sumo wrestlers ass

cars

You have to drive them flinstone style.

Soda

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 8 2014 6:17PM

.Hugo.You have to eat it out of a sumo wrestlers ass

cars

All ford pintos with 1 missing hubcap.

Chipotle burritos.

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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
Aug 8 2014 6:21PM

420...All ford pintos with 1 missing hubcap.

Chipotle burritos.

With ghost peppers

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 6:23PM

H.ScorpioTime

It's moving backwards. you age like benjamin button.

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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
Aug 8 2014 6:28PM

H.ScorpioTime

I win

/thread

You're in a vegitative state.

Weed.

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Aug 8 2014 6:35PM

Dr._Alan_GrantYou're in a vegitative state.

Weed.

its plumeless thistle

cumshots

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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
Aug 8 2014 6:35PM

Dr._Alan_GrantWeed.

its laced with pcp

snow

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Aug 8 2014 6:36PM

Dr._Alan_GrantYou're in a vegitative state.

Weed.

the particular weed is a daisy.

Oil.

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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
Aug 8 2014 6:40PM

*DUMBCAN*the particular weed is a daisy.

Oil.

you have to drink it

Op's mom's vag

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 6:42PM

SideShowBobOp's mom's vag

She's deceased.

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 6:45PM

Sorry for double post, but...

Diamonds

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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
Aug 8 2014 6:51PM

LE.SkiingSorry for double post, but...

Diamonds

covered in shit

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Aug 8 2014 6:53PM

.MASSHOLE.shit

It has to be stored in your house

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Aug 8 2014 6:54PM

*DUMBCAN*It has to be stored in your house

*room

Also... Ink.

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 7:06PM

*DUMBCAN*Ink.

Doesn't work in any pens or tattoo guns.

Drone cameras.

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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
Aug 8 2014 7:14PM

LE.SkiingDoesn't work in any pens or tattoo guns.

Drone cameras.

only finds terrorists fucking goats

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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Aug 8 2014 7:55PM

swag

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 8:04PM

Chubz.swag

Stands for "Small Weiner, Aids, & Gingivitis."

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 8:06PM

LE.SkiingStands for "Small Weiner, Aids, & Gingivitis."

Forgot to add:

Cheesecake.

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spaceghostpurp
Posts: 249 - Karma: 835
Aug 8 2014 8:07PM

LE.SkiingStands for "Small Weiner, Aids, & Gingivitis."

you can only choose 1..

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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
Aug 8 2014 8:32PM

spaceghostpurpyou can only choose 1..

Moose drool

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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 943
Aug 8 2014 8:35PM

Heroin

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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
Aug 8 2014 8:36PM

malibu Jamaican rum

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 8:39PM

roddy116Moose drool

mouth wash

Dolan.EscobarHeroin

Can only be used as hair gel.

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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Aug 8 2014 8:57PM

Turd.Fergusonmalibu Jamaican rum

Can only be butt chugged

Cocaine

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
Aug 8 2014 8:59PM

cool_nameCan only be butt chugged

Cocaine

Have to inject into penis.

Booty sweat.

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Aug 8 2014 8:59PM

cool_nameCan only be butt chugged

Cocaine

Every junkie in America knows you have it and where you live.

Cool ski brand stickers

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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Aug 8 2014 9:26PM

*DUMBCAN*Every junkie in America knows you have it and where you live.

FUCK

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