no.me.gustaSkiing is outlawed and punishable by death

Knowledge

But youre blind deaf and dumb

I had an f16

Phil-X-But youre blind deaf and dumb

I had an f16

piloted by nazis and you're jewish

beavers

butterslut.piloted by nazis and you're jewish

beavers

The beavers are actually lazy, hairy gnomes that sit around your house making the entire place smell like ass. Also they eat all your cereal

cereal

Aidan-Gcereal

You can only eat it out of gaping butthole

Travel Points

WPochYou can only eat it out of gaping butthole

Travel Points

For 1 way flights only to north korea

Lamborghinis

WPochYou can only eat it out of gaping butthole

Travel Points

for a one way ticket to ohio.

jack daniels

butterslut.for a one way ticket to ohio.

jack daniels

for watering plants

avocados

iSmokeweedfor watering plants

avocados

used as toilet paper

weekends

iSmokeweedfor watering plants

avocados

used as toilet paper

weekends

KBoneused as toilet paper

weekends

but you have a sleep disorder that causes you to lose consciousness for all 48 hours of it, always

Ramen noodles

-PoonHammer-but you have a sleep disorder that causes you to lose consciousness for all 48 hours of it, always

Ramen noodles

The broth is urine.

Qdoba and/or chipotle for free for the rest of your life.

.Rybak.The broth is urine.

Qdoba and/or chipotle for free for the rest of your life.

I die tomorrow

Cookies

Aidan-GI die tomorrow

Cookies

You can only have chocolate chip cookies but instead of chocolate chips they are shit chips. Making them shit chil cookies.

Lead paint.

.Rybak.You can only have chocolate chip cookies but instead of chocolate chips they are shit chips. Making them shit chil cookies.

Lead paint.

that makes you fly when you eat it, but it's still lead paint so you're still being poisoned.

butts

butterslut.that makes you fly when you eat it, but it's still lead paint so you're still being poisoned.

butts

That are constantly taking shits.

butterslut.that makes you fly when you eat it, but it's still lead paint so you're still being poisoned.

butts

can be really nice on the right woman

clouds

*DUMBCAN*Every junkie in America knows you have it and where you live.

Cool ski brand stickers

are tats that go on my jeep

gainers

GrizzlyBurrare tats that go on my jeep

gainers

but you call it a gainer flip and everyone makes fun of you

air hockey

butterslut.but you call it a gainer flip and everyone makes fun of you

air hockey

It literally is "air hockey" you fly around and it is fucking awesome.

little toes

GrizzlyBurrare tats that go on my jeep

gainers

You don't understand this game.

butterslut.but you call it a gainer flip and everyone makes fun of you

air hockey

But the air that comes out of the table is mustard gas.

Morgan Freeman's soothing voice

butterslut.but you call it a gainer flip and everyone makes fun of you

air hockey

(Haven't seen this thread in a while)

isn't as cool as stick hockey

PT losers

GrizzlyBurr(Haven't seen this thread in a while)

isn't as cool as stick hockey

PT losers

You still don't understand. You're not supposed to make a sentence using the other person's "unlimited item," you're supposed to set a condition for their "unlimited item" that makes it undesirable.

Ex: I want unlimited horny women.

Reply: But they're all fat

Jesus christ I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

GrizzlyBurr(Haven't seen this thread in a while)

isn't as cool as stick hockey

PT losers

it's better to say a positive noun so that someone can make a negative action. mostly.

doughnuts

butterslut.it's better to say a positive noun so that someone can make a negative action. mostly.

doughnuts

were at the last supper

Redpanda

GrizzlyBurrwere at the last supper

Redpanda

Aidan-Gcereal

WPochYou can only eat it out of gaping butthole

I really hope I don't get banned for this but....

Go to google images and search evil angel fruit loops in butt. Highly relevant.