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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM

What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.

user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers

and so on...

I'll start:

unlimited bacon.

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 9:29PM

*DUMBCAN*Cool ski brand stickers

You only have 90 seconds dig as many as you can out of dog poop.

Gold

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 8 2014 10:09PM

LE.SkiingYou only have 90 seconds dig as many as you can out of dog poop.

Gold

The actual price has dropped to a moldy penny per pound.

Comfy shoes.

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
Aug 8 2014 10:29PM

LE.SkiingYou only have 90 seconds dig as many as you can out of dog poop.

Gold

no skip over me thats completely fine you fucking chode.

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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,658
Aug 8 2014 10:31PM

Granite_StateHave to inject into penis.

Booty sweat.

you only sweat in your ass cheeks.

Snow

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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
Aug 8 2014 10:32PM

420...The actual price has dropped to a moldy penny per pound.

Comfy shoes.

They all smell like a mix of dead bodies and elephant diarrhea.

Gods Love

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
Aug 8 2014 10:33PM

Chubz.you only sweat in your ass cheeks.

Snow

Thank you.

Have to pack your asshole full of it every day for 6 years.

Hydrochloric acid.

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 8 2014 10:34PM

TheJesusManThey all smell like a mix of dead bodies and elephant diarrhea.

Gods Love

God only does anal.

Unlimited access to a grocery store for free!

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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
Aug 8 2014 10:34PM

Chubz.you only sweat in your ass cheeks.

Snow

It's all yellow, and it ain't beer.

Gods love

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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
Aug 8 2014 10:35PM

TheJesusManIt's all yellow, and it ain't beer.

Gods love

well that was stupid to double post..

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
Aug 8 2014 10:36PM

especially since god isnt real.

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 10:44PM

Granite_StateHydrochloric acid.

It has replaced your urine.

oreos

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 10:49PM

420...Unlimited access to a grocery store for free!

The store only sells anchovies, and they went bad 3 years ago.

(Didn't want to leave anyone out.)

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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
Aug 8 2014 10:57PM

LE.SkiingIt has replaced your urine.

oreos

They're full of glass

Vodka

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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
Aug 8 2014 11:07PM

TheJesusManThey're full of glass

Vodka

But you always puke

Sex

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 8 2014 11:23PM

.MASSHOLE.Sex

You suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and sex is a key trigger.

Pudding

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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Aug 8 2014 11:35PM

LE.SkiingYou suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and sex is a key trigger.

Pudding

But you can only swim in it.

T-Shirts.

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 8 2014 11:50PM

theBearJewBut you can only swim in it.

T-Shirts.

ALL MADE BY LUCKY.

Tabasco cheezits.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Aug 8 2014 11:55PM

420...ALL MADE BY LUCKY.

Tabasco cheezits.

Fucking lost.

and that's all you can eat.

light bulbs

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 8 2014 11:57PM

snobunnyand that's all you can eat.

I'm not the least bit upset.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Aug 8 2014 11:58PM

420...I'm not the least bit upset.

and you have nothing to drink?

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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Aug 9 2014 12:00AM

snobunnyFucking lost.

and that's all you can eat.

light bulbs

They're all those fucking energy efficient ones, but they never actually get bright. Just stay dim like when your first turn them on.

Wax

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 9 2014 12:00AM

snobunnyand you have nothing to drink?

Have you ever had Tabasco cheezits sister?! They are the best thing ever!

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Aug 9 2014 12:06AM

420...Have you ever had Tabasco cheezits sister?! They are the best thing ever!

and they are floating in a bowl of your own urine?

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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
Aug 9 2014 12:20AM

theBearJewThey're all those fucking energy efficient ones, but they never actually get bright. Just stay dim like when your first turn them on.

Wax

Can only be used for candle making.

patio furniture from walmart

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Aug 9 2014 12:30AM

THEE_wizardCan only be used for candle making.

patio furniture from walmart

you live in a high rise with no balcony.

women

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profa_212
Posts: 8679 - Karma: 33,009
Aug 9 2014 12:48AM

snobunnyyou live in a high rise with no balcony.

women

They are are hot and want to bang you, but you are unable to get hard.

Testosterone pills.

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Mingg
Posts: 13938 - Karma: 48,524
Aug 9 2014 12:52AM

Profahoben_212They are are hot and want to bang you, but you are unable to get hard.

Testosterone pills.

You're a woman.

Lift Tickets.

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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,643
Aug 9 2014 12:53AM

Profahoben_212They are are hot and want to bang you, but you are unable to get hard.

Testosterone pills.

You have to take a triple dose and theyre highly addictive.

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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Aug 9 2014 1:45AM

MinggYou're a woman.

Lift Tickets.

They are only good at Snowpark NZ.

viagra

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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Aug 9 2014 2:04AM

loganschnurThey are only good at Snowpark NZ.

viagra

When you take it, it Always lasts for more than 4 hours

American Currency

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*N_Wist*
Posts: 422 - Karma: 78
Aug 9 2014 2:09AM

cool_nameWhen you take it, it Always lasts for more than 4 hours

American Currency

But you can only convert it to Chinese Yuan

Sunglasses

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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
Aug 9 2014 4:22AM

*N_Wist*But you can only convert it to Chinese Yuan

Sunglasses

You are at the south pole

Cameras

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Aug 9 2014 4:41AM

steezburgereddieYou are at the south pole

Cameras

but no lenses

internet

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Juho.
Posts: 159 - Karma: 321
Aug 9 2014 4:47AM

*DUMBCAN*but no lenses

internet

But the connection is slow as hell

Music

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profa_212
Posts: 8679 - Karma: 33,009
Aug 9 2014 4:59AM

ScriptumBut the connection is slow as hell

Music

You can only ever listen to one song.

Friends

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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
Aug 9 2014 5:27AM

Profahoben_212You can only ever listen to one song.

Friends

It's the TV show, and the intro plays over and over forever.

Steak.

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Aug 9 2014 6:11AM

Dr._Alan_GrantIt's the TV show, and the intro plays over and over forever.

Steak.

You also have a girlfriend who is making you turn vegetarian, but you're obligated to stay with her because splitting would start an international diplomatic crisis.

Guns.

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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
Aug 9 2014 6:31AM

*DUMBCAN*You also have a girlfriend who is making you turn vegetarian, but you're obligated to stay with her because splitting would start an international diplomatic crisis.

Guns.

They're all this gun

Virgins

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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,589
Aug 9 2014 7:22AM

H.ScorpioVirgins

they're all men and love to play league of legends

taco bell

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Aug 9 2014 7:48AM

-emile-they're all men and love to play league of legends

taco bell

It's taco bell, that's bad enough.

Puppies

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BungHole.
Posts: 698 - Karma: 1,422
Aug 9 2014 8:03AM

*DUMBCAN*It's taco bell, that's bad enough.

Puppies

But you can never look at them.

Ski socks

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Mingg
Posts: 13938 - Karma: 48,524
Aug 9 2014 9:57AM

JosephRikysBut you can never look at them.

Ski socks

They're Andy Parry's

bagels

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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Aug 9 2014 9:57AM

JosephRikysBut you can never look at them.

Ski socks

But they are all perpetually soaked in sweat and tears.

Park skis

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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Aug 9 2014 10:28AM

MinggThey're Andy Parry's

bagels

But you can't put anything on them and they're always toasted.

Butter

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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
Aug 9 2014 11:02AM

theBearJewBut you can't put anything on them and they're always toasted.

Butter

WITHOUT BREAD

Toilet Paper

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Aug 9 2014 11:23AM

.MASSHOLE.WITHOUT BREAD

Toilet Paper

Made of porcupines and asbestos.

Drinking water.

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Juho.
Posts: 159 - Karma: 321
Aug 9 2014 11:33AM

loganschnurBut they are all perpetually soaked in sweat and tears.

Park skis

But all of them are too short for you

Chicken nuggets

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 9 2014 1:32PM

ScriptumBut all of them are too short for you

Chicken nuggets

you can only dip them in a homeless mans piss.

Battery life on my cell phone.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Aug 9 2014 1:35PM

LE.Skiingyou can only dip them in a homeless mans piss.

Battery life on my cell phone.

you can never upgrade your phone in your life.

cats

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Aug 9 2014 1:44PM

snobunnyyou can never upgrade your phone in your life.

cats

You can only throw them at people.

Frank's red hot sauce.

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