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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

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Lé.Skiing
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What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 1,411
you can only use it on your butt hole


high quality methamphetamine
Aug 10 2014 7:11PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,452
Isn't this the same as the "destroy a wish" thread? That was equally retarded though.
Aug 10 2014 7:26PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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marijuana
Aug 10 2014 7:39PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Bmount.marijuana


You live next to a police station.

Propane
Aug 10 2014 8:04PM
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Eastcoastskier95
Posts: 795 - Karma: 652
milk_manYou live next to a police station.

Propane


is fun to start fires with



dmt
Aug 10 2014 8:07PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Bmount.is fun to start fires with



dmt


You only have bad trips

Hair
Aug 10 2014 8:19PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
.Rybak.You only have bad trips

Hair


Forever bright red.


Toenails
Aug 10 2014 8:22PM
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milk_man
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.MASSHOLE.Forever bright red.


Toenails


Always ingrown.

Oranges
Aug 10 2014 8:29PM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
milk_manAlways ingrown.

Oranges


They are actually really tasty
Why does it have to be all bad?

Blowjobs
Aug 10 2014 8:35PM
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.Rybak.
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TheJesusManThey are actually really tasty
Why does it have to be all bad?

Blowjobs


They use teeth.

Life
Aug 10 2014 8:55PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
.Rybak.They use teeth.

Life


But not youth.

On that note (tenuous link)

Books of and on greek mythology.
Aug 10 2014 9:22PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
*DUMBCAN*But not youth.

On that note (tenuous link)

Books of and on greek mythology.


They are all ash.

friends
Aug 10 2014 9:52PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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.Rybak.They are all ash.

friends


Who are always there.

Dogs
Aug 10 2014 10:05PM
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.Rybak.
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.MASSHOLE.Who are always there.

Dogs


who never die and are life companions.

(I have a heart and I can't wish upon peoples dogs to die)

hitler
Aug 10 2014 10:06PM
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IKEA
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.Rybak.who never die and are life companions.

(I have a heart and I can't wish upon peoples dogs to die)

hitler


He has got 47 chromosomes

Communists
Aug 10 2014 10:08PM
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IKEA
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TheJesusManHe has got 47 chromosomes

Communists


He has 47 chromosomes*
Aug 10 2014 10:09PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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TheJesusManHe has got 47 chromosomes

Communists


They can't be used as human cannonballs.

Tequila.
Aug 10 2014 10:55PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
ScaredwhiteboyThey can't be used as human cannonballs.

Tequila.


That's all you can drink for the rest of your life.



Sunflower seeds.
Aug 10 2014 11:04PM
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THEE_wizard
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must be chewed and swallowed.

marshmallows
Aug 11 2014 12:10AM
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theBearJew
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THEE_wizardmust be chewed and swallowed.

marshmallows


Are always burnt too much

towels
Aug 11 2014 12:11AM
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rballs_
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theBearJewAre always burnt too much

towels


They've already been used by fat, hairy, sweaty men.

Beds
Aug 11 2014 12:21AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Adolf.HitlerThey've already been used by fat, hairy, sweaty men.

Beds


never any sheets and black lights reveal nastiness

bottles of wine
Aug 11 2014 12:27AM
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ANDR01D
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snobunnynever any sheets and black lights reveal nastiness

bottles of wine


It's all cooking wine.

Blowjobs from Natalie Portman.
Aug 11 2014 7:57AM
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.Rybak.
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Dr._Alan_GrantIt's all cooking wine.

Blowjobs from Natalie Portman.


They are actually from natalie portman.

Fire alarms
Aug 11 2014 9:17AM
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Lé.Skiing
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.Rybak.They are actually from natalie portman.

Fire alarms


The alarm only sounds whenever there isn't a fire.

Scissors
Aug 11 2014 11:37AM
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Jeebus.
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LE.SkiingThe alarm only sounds whenever there isn't a fire.

Scissors

they're the plastic kind that can't even cut paper.



Pillow Lines
Aug 11 2014 11:41AM
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Bateman
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Jeebus.they're the plastic kind that can't even cut paper.



Pillow Lines


They're literarily pillows.


>Splice Media snapbacks
Aug 11 2014 12:26PM
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theBearJew
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H.ScorpioThey're literarily pillows.


>Splice Media snapbacks


All the nobs that allow you to snap in, are nonexistent.



Cut the line passes
Aug 11 2014 12:57PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
H.ScorpioThey're literarily pillows.


>Splice Media snapbacks


You never get one because it hasn't dropped.

radios.
Aug 11 2014 12:57PM
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Mingg
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.Rybak.You never get one because it hasn't dropped.

radios.


All that comes in is static and the volume is always as on as high as possible.




sunglasses?
Aug 11 2014 1:08PM
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gravel
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MinggAll that comes in is static and the volume is always as on as high as possible.




sunglasses?


They're all shutter shades

Pencil sharpeners
Aug 11 2014 1:14PM
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.Rybak.
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gavinrudyThey're all shutter shades

Pencil sharpeners


You aren't able to use pencil.

tooth brushes.
Aug 11 2014 1:20PM
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Newschoolers55
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gavinrudyThey're all shutter shades

Pencil sharpeners


You Can only use it to Your dick

diamonds
Aug 11 2014 1:23PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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veetuzkaYou Can only use it to Your dick

diamonds


They're the industrial ones. Cheap, small and in no way pretty.

Tanner Hall clones.
Aug 11 2014 1:31PM
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Mingg
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*DUMBCAN*They're the industrial ones. Cheap, small and in no way pretty.

Tanner Hall clones.


The world becomes infested with Tanner Halls and they take over. They make skiing mandatory and if you piss them off they send you to chads where you are required to blow up both your ankles. Everyone is also required to talk in caps.


porn.
Aug 11 2014 1:45PM
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Sno.
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MinggThe world becomes infested with Tanner Halls and they take over. They make skiing mandatory and if you piss them off they send you to chads where you are required to blow up both your ankles. Everyone is also required to talk in caps.


porn.


you can only watch it in your parents living room.


cars
Aug 11 2014 1:48PM
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Chubz.
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snobunnyyou can only watch it in your parents living room.


cars


They get terrible mileage

White girls
Aug 11 2014 1:58PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Chubz.They get terrible mileage

White girls


They're all white girl wasted.

Doughnuts.
Aug 11 2014 2:08PM
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rballs_
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LE.SkiingThey're all white girl wasted.

Doughnuts.


You have to fuck them before you eat them.

Guitars.
Aug 11 2014 2:09PM
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brotherdad
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Adolf.HitlerGuitars.


Made out of sausage links.



sausage links
Aug 11 2014 2:18PM
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theBearJew
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DINKLEBERGMade out of sausage links.



sausage links


Made out of guitars



golf clubs
Aug 11 2014 2:27PM
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.Rybak.
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theBearJewMade out of guitars



golf clubs


Made out of dildos

Matches
Aug 11 2014 3:42PM
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Mingg
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.Rybak.Made out of dildos

Matches


They're all wet.



Pianos
Aug 11 2014 3:42PM
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Newschoolers55
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MinggThey're all wet.



Pianos


They sound Like fat girl's orgasm

Tall tees
Aug 11 2014 3:59PM
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.Rybak.
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veetuzkaThey sound Like fat girl's orgasm

Tall tees


They're only tall on a baby.

Mail
Aug 11 2014 4:02PM
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Lé.Skiing
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.Rybak.They're only tall on a baby.

Mail


contains only anthrax.



garden fresh vegetables.
Aug 11 2014 4:17PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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LE.Skiingcontains only anthrax.



garden fresh vegetables.


In your anus.


Lasagne.
Aug 11 2014 4:21PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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Caucasian_AsianIn your anus.


Lasagne.


the cheese is made from human breast milk



chocolate and peanut butter
Aug 11 2014 7:18PM
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.Rybak.
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SnowshoeThompsonthe cheese is made from human breast milk



chocolate and peanut butter


You get to make anything you want out of it.

Goat Semen.
Aug 11 2014 7:24PM
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rballs_
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You have to get the Hamas to fuck them before you get any of it.

Chips.
Aug 11 2014 11:12PM
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