We know that members of the TC have porked in van bear pig (namely LJ) but has Andy boinked in the rig? Has he boinked at all? Honestly I can't picture the bloke going belly to belly, but I only know about him from his weird antics in the Traveling Circus, so I definitely have no frame of context. Thoughts?
As you may know, I sit at the head of the board for the FD Ballers Club and oversee all meetings concerning hopeful new members. It has come to my attention that you have requested to be considered for admittance into the club.