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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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soulskier
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Also, I'm sure I'm surrounded by beautiful women but the wife frowns on random conversations with strangers
Apr 8 2015 12:19PM
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no_steeze
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floop a loopdy diddy doo
Apr 9 2015 2:23AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Holy fucking shit I found it!

Got to tell two girls how I felt about them. Said they were cute as hell which I truly mean but I'm not looking for anything right now and told them to be picky cause they can be. In a real fuck it all honey badger mood which feels great to finally release what I really want to say. Don't give a shit and my sober self won't care either if anything my sober self will be relived of some pressure.

I'm also sorry. Just need to be sorry to everybody for some reason.
Apr 10 2015 4:16AM
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no_steeze
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Goonna call it a night at 25 beers im damn tired goondight ns
Apr 12 2015 1:18AM
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johnnyBuz
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last_tangoTryin to get laid. Had a girl I liked needed a piece and I went to go grab it, came back to bar and she left so I moved on to my next project the puma project. Puma:Older woman that is hot but no babies. She went downhill to her place but everything is sensitive with her because of the age difference. She wants it but she is uncomfortable about it.


Just whip your dick out. She won't say no

* has banged many pumas they all want it /claim
Apr 12 2015 3:52AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
been on like a 5 day bender... birthday on the 8th and wsi started on the 10th. in a way I am glad wsi is over after tonight
Apr 12 2015 10:33PM
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last_tango
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got two different cute southern bell chicks to buy me drinks. 15 gamer points!
Apr 18 2015 11:37PM
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no_steeze
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Lost in the folds of the NS tale
To find this thread I would certainly fail
Yet on page 6
My worries were nixed
For here lies the holy grail


FUCKING DAMN STRAIGHT YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH THAT LIMERICK. FUCKING GET AT ME I'LL FUCK YOU UP
May 2 2015 2:26AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Doesn't seem like anything you're saying or doing or doing
Is making any sense long distance druuunnnk
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/770167/Long-Distance-Drunk---Modest-Mouse
May 10 2015 11:27PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
it been a month since this was bumped... got me feelin a little nostalgic

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/773013/Green-Day-International-Superhits--Full-Album

home alone, pretty drunk, and still having more fun then you.

you're all cunts

GGW SEE YOU GEESE IN HELL #warning
Jun 10 2015 4:50AM
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Emma_Watson
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hey, you

come here often?

how abouts i buy you a drank?
Aug 9 2015 2:37AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
In case brown wonder I'm live
Aug 18 2015 4:19AM
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skeedle
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In case brown wonder I'm live
Aug 18 2015 4:19AM
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skeedle
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In case brown wonder I'm live
Aug 18 2015 4:19AM
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loam.duvanin
Posts: 45 - Karma: 49
My friend once thought he was a glass of orange juice and did not move because he felt like he was going to "spill himself"
Aug 18 2015 9:18AM
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Vitiligo
Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126
day drinking. yes.. havent been on in a while pussies waht up
Aug 18 2015 6:02PM
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ohmyglob8
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WHAAATTUP FUCKERRRRS
Aug 22 2015 11:55PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I havnt been on this site in forever. Holy fuck! 5 beers deep in New Belgium 1554. Got the first cold chills of fall headed my way. Dis goin be goood.
Aug 27 2015 10:51PM
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Mr.noodle
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Hey m8s I just saw this thread and thought since I got caught smoking weed so I can't really do that anymore I thought I would try drinking. Not like all the time but just at a concert next week (everyone there is always high or drunk) . But I'm under aged so I can't really buy it and how much do you guys think I should drink? Srry guys just trying to have a time before school starts
Aug 29 2015 4:51PM
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Mingg
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Hello friends this party sucks
Aug 30 2015 12:04AM
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EvanWalz
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Shit man! I just made a forum about being drunk and what do ya know? right after I post it, someone replies on another drubk thread. Alcohol is a crazy thing! seriously though, I've been on ns for years, can't believe I forgot there was already a drunk thread. sorry ns
Aug 30 2015 12:10AM
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miroz
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Too.
Much.
Mexican.
Food.
Aghhhhhhhhhhh note to self, don't dance or take shots of well tequila with a full stomach. Many cramp, much full. Ugh.
Aug 30 2015 3:15AM
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JibInMyPants
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Helpful tip. German girls don't like Tinder...
Aug 30 2015 10:31AM
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Mingg
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3 of my friends got arrested last night for throwing a party and I woke up at my friend's apartment with gashes on my back and needed stitches.

Dont drink the jungle juice, kids. It's a very bad, bad thing.
Sep 5 2015 11:39AM
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foolmetwice
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Tha maneater claims another victim!
Sep 5 2015 1:14PM
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miroz
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Bleghhh I'm tired and I just wanna go home haha
Sep 6 2015 2:09AM
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eastAR5
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can i sell viagra / cialis on here? Just saying i got the wholesale amounts , no lie . But i don't want to be banned after 14? 15? years.. no idea . tha would be tragic though
Sep 6 2015 5:16AM
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d00d
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eastAR5can i sell viagra / cialis on here? Just saying i got the wholesale amounts , no lie . But i don't want to be banned after 14? 15? years.. no idea . tha would be tragic though


I'll trade you 69 Viagra for 420 pots
Sep 8 2015 10:21PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Anyone else trying to sober up by eating pop tarts?

Yea...me neither
Sep 10 2015 12:23AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
Yuuuuuuuupppp I like rumchata atatatata
Sep 11 2015 1:05AM
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Headless-G
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Sooo it begims ..... Im noty drumk.
Sep 11 2015 3:26AM
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Jesse.White
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Sep 11 2015 6:58PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
Right now im Cant feel my face drunk and i did sone pretty sweet kareoke (spelling tho??) add me on snap chat if u wanna see somedope kareoke. Riley_lewis67

World peace ✌✌
Sep 13 2015 5:03AM
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WhatTheHuck
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Write something funny in Im high thread??
Sep 29 2015 2:28AM
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No.Quarter
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I had a few couple several shower beers to celebrate success night of bluegrass and debauchery and now I'm in dining hall spilling salad everywhere cuz it's hard to eat
Nov 15 2015 1:22PM
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beermuscles
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im still salty over my only claim to NS fame as starting the original "im drunk" thread


but you have continued the tradition well .. carry on.
Nov 17 2015 1:13AM
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Mingg
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I decided to reward myself by taking a shot for every page of reading I did. I did not know that this chapter was 42 pages long. I am 6 pages deep and I am unable continue.

3 days down, 72 to go.
Jan 27 2016 5:29PM
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Mingg
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MinggI decided to reward myself by taking a shot for every page of reading I did. I did not know that this chapter was 42 pages long. I am 6 pages deep and I am unable continue.

3 days down, 72 to go.


DAMN. I'm drinking Alcohol while reading an alcohol/substance abuse book... hahahaha fuckin ay.
Jan 27 2016 5:59PM
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bardissono
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Most of the time I come on here I'm drunk so I think every thread should be an "I'm Drunk" thread.

just my two cents, have a good night everybody
Jan 28 2016 3:28AM
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J-Wile
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Just got off probation for getting an MIP. Feels good man.
Jan 28 2016 6:02PM
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riswine
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MinggDAMN. I'm drinking Alcohol while reading an alcohol/substance abuse book... hahahaha fuckin ay.


You should read a book on how to backflip!! :)
Jan 29 2016 2:28AM
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.Rybak.
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Suh dudes
Mar 20 2016 10:20PM
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Mingg
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my freinds ditched me for wine wednesday so I did whiskye wedensday by myself and it is going really really really swell.
Mar 23 2016 11:39PM
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Chubz.
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.Rybak.Suh dudes


yo suuhhhh dude


been drinking every night since friday and ive been having a fantastic spring break
Mar 24 2016 6:51PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Mingg is the shit.

And all the rest of Ns
Mar 24 2016 8:38PM
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Mingg
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.MASSHOLE.Mingg is the shit.

And all the rest of Ns


Hi, how are things? hehehe


Also, thirsty thursday is lit. About to walk to the froyo place in the pouring rain/ I am so excited yay
Mar 24 2016 9:10PM
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-WZ-
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Just learned how to headgun, shout out to porkfrat for the insp
Mar 25 2016 4:55AM
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Mingg
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Beer Olympics?




Beer olympics.
Mar 25 2016 10:00PM
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FunkySane
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I now understand why people like wine so much. I think I'm hooked.
Mar 25 2016 10:05PM
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.Hugo.
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FunkySaneI now understand why people like wine so much. I think I'm hooked.


Still like wine this morning?lol
Mar 26 2016 9:03AM
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