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Girl gets a fish stuck in her leg

.frenchy
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Aug 13 2014 11:28PM

im dying hahahahhahahahaha

el oh el

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Aug 13 2014 11:31PM

bitch's got a bass stuck to her ass

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Aug 13 2014 11:39PM

shes got a drum stuck to her bum

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JTCasper540_MN
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Aug 13 2014 11:45PM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 13 2014 11:47PM

I wonder how long it took her to get it out.

Now she has an excuse for the smell.

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Aug 13 2014 11:54PM

She has a trout stuck to her rear spout

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Aug 13 2014 11:57PM

she's got a flounder on her pounder

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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 943
Aug 13 2014 11:57PM

reminds me of a group of girls i came across trying to unscrew the Lugnuts on a flat tire by turning the wrench clockwise

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.Hugo.
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Aug 13 2014 11:57PM

shes got a walleye stuck to her thigh

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 13 2014 11:58PM

.Hugo.She has a trout stuck to her rear spout

She has a walleye stuck to her brown eye?

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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Aug 13 2014 11:59PM

She's got a grouper stuck to her pooper.

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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Aug 14 2014 12:06AM

fucking cackling hens

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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
Aug 14 2014 12:06AM

theres a fish stuck to that bish

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Aug 14 2014 12:10AM

shes got a darter stuck to her farter

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 14 2014 12:13AM

.Hugo.shes got a darter stuck to her farter

Thank god it wasn't a leech on her fuzzy peach.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Aug 14 2014 12:13AM

Gn4rwh4lerThank god it wasn't a leech on her fuzzy peach.

hahaha

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Aug 14 2014 12:16AM

that fish isn't a wuss for trying to bite her puss

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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
Aug 14 2014 12:17AM

she's got a cod stuck to her bod

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corona
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Aug 14 2014 12:19AM

there's a pike stuck to that dyke

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iFlip
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Aug 14 2014 12:23AM

There's a marlin on that darlin'.

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Aug 14 2014 12:24AM

theres a sunny stuck in that hunny

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 14 2014 12:26AM

I think we can all agree Neptune was after her poon.

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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Aug 14 2014 12:28AM

The fuck is up with all of these puns...that dyke has clearly been mistaken for a pike

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.Hugo.
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Aug 14 2014 12:32AM

can you imagine how it would feel, if that fish stuck to her was an eel?

im done goodnight

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 14 2014 12:33AM

soulskierThe fuck is up with all of these puns...that dyke has clearly been mistaken for a pike

"This isn't a Yellow Tang."

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Aug 14 2014 12:37AM

the minnr thought that bitch was dinner

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iFlip
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Aug 14 2014 12:38AM

She has a fry on her thigh.

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 14 2014 12:53AM

iFlipShe has a fry on her thigh.

To bad fry thinks girls have coodies.

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skiersupreme
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Aug 14 2014 1:04AM

she's got a largemouth near her south mouth

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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
Aug 14 2014 1:05AM

This is my new favorite thread on NS

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 14 2014 1:06AM

She's got a black tip reef in where she queefs

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Sno.
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Aug 14 2014 1:07AM

that catch wants her snatch

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 14 2014 1:08AM

A stingray in her vajayjay?

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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259
Aug 14 2014 1:21AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHY NS IS AWESOME

that darlin got a marlin on her???

jk i cant make up good puns, but at least i tried

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Lucky.
Posts: 318 - Karma: -644
Aug 14 2014 1:35AM

i think that bass was trying to get to the ass to eat that chicks booty out

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BROLF
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 5,098
Aug 14 2014 2:14AM

she's got a flounder where guys pound her

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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
Aug 14 2014 2:22AM

There's an alewife on that housewife.

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iFlip
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Aug 14 2014 2:24AM

She has a cobia looking for her labia.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Aug 14 2014 2:30AM

That fish has to limbo for that bimbo

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.FRY.
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Aug 14 2014 2:41AM

Fishs got its thumb in her bum

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iFlip
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Aug 14 2014 3:11AM

That hake was more than she could take.

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.Hugo.
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Aug 14 2014 6:03AM

shes got a madtom stuck to her bottom

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Aug 14 2014 6:13AM

shes got a sturgeon where that guy was just splurgin

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Sno.
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Aug 14 2014 10:18AM

she's got a smelt in her pelt

that anglers trying to wrangle her

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CaptainObvious.
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Aug 14 2014 10:38AM

There's a guppy on that puppy

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Aug 14 2014 10:40AM

That gar is gonna leave a scar

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corona
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Aug 14 2014 11:20AM

that sole is makin a hole

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corona
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Aug 14 2014 11:22AM

there's a burbot on her butt

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congrossman.
Posts: 142 - Karma: 520
Aug 14 2014 11:28AM

shes got a pecker on her home wrecker.

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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,365
Aug 14 2014 11:41AM

watched the sequel and they still couldnt get the fish off that bish

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louie.mirags
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Aug 14 2014 11:49AM

there's a crappie on her lappie

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