im dying hahahahhahahahaha
el oh el
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as we say in maine: shes got a shinah on her vagina
as we say in maine: shes got a shinah on her vagina
There's a salmon where she does the slammin.
If that fish us a muskie, I would expect its name to be sandusky
Gn4rwh4lerThere's a salmon where she does the slammin.
she's got a salmy on her hammy
HAHA
Made my lunch break. Not really a bad pun in the lot.
Shes got a drum where I like to cum
Theres a ray where I wanna spray
"YOU'VE GOT A SAILFISH LATCHED ON TO YOUR TAIL, BITCH!"
shes got a whitetip on her hip
she can feel an eel where she kneels
theres a muskie on that huskie
theres a blue gill near where she'd put supository pills
there's sashimi in her bikini
there's gills where she gets her thrills
there's a whale on her tail
there's a trout where I eat her out
snobunnythere's a trout where I eat her out
How long have you been seeing her?
Granite_StateHow long have you been seeing her?
*seaing
Granite_StateHow long have you been seeing her?
If it smells like trout...
Fuck her right in the pussy.
if you fuck with the bull, you're going to get the horns
a little bit of fuel for the mule
some gas from the ass
thats a spooner going for the pooner
Went to give her the flappy
Something down there said "don't worry, be happy"
There's an African glass stuck to her ass.
There's a cod on that broad.
come back from camping and this thread is still fucking awesome. WELL FUCKIN DONE ladies and gentleman
the first guy to come over cant believe his luck, look at his face
snobunnythere's a sturgeon in that virgin
i thoroughly enjoy this comment that you have made
a_pla5tic_bagshe's got a grouper on her pooper.
oh lol, someone already said that. I didnt read all the puns.
There's a tang where that dude wants to put his wang.
If a hoe ever tried to slap me with a fish, I'd hit that bitch so hard she forget how to make easy mac.
She's got a catfish stuck in the back of her leg!