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Girl gets a fish stuck in her leg

.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,260
Aug 13 2014 11:28PM

im dying hahahahhahahahaha

el oh el

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elinde
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 2,934
Aug 17 2014 7:52PM

There's a herring where she will be bearing

(children)

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ThatBrokeSkiKid
Posts: 73 - Karma: 109
Aug 17 2014 9:32PM

there's a babel where it smells

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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
Aug 17 2014 10:54PM

theres some lox in her box

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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Aug 18 2014 2:03AM

there's a snook on her took

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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
Aug 18 2014 2:58AM

her friend slapped her with a fish just for the halibut.

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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Aug 18 2014 1:07PM

pin the sunny on the hunny

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aug 29 2014 5:29PM

It's a cuddlefish for obvious reasons.

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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,684
Sep 8 2014 6:03AM

Angler on her dangler

mackerel on her... backerel?

Pollock on her bottock

Lurker on her twerker

Croaker on her soaker

Snapper on her flapper

Red Drum on her bum

Carp on her tarp

Scrod on her bod

Clown going down

Smelt below her belt

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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Sep 8 2014 6:06AM

DingoSeanAngler on her dangler

mackerel on her... backerel?

Pollock on her bottock

Lurker on her twerker

Croaker on her soaker

Snapper on her flapper

Red Drum on her bum

Carp on her tarp

Scrod on her bod

Clown going down

Smelt below her belt

You missed the most obvious one unless someone else got it

Bass on her ass

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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Sep 8 2014 6:08AM

Aidan-GYou missed the most obvious one unless someone else got it

Bass on her ass

Damn it's the first post. Maybe it's time for bed

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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Sep 8 2014 6:09AM

Hoki in her pokie.

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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Oct 19 2014 2:59PM

holy shit hahahahhahaha

I love how so many accidents always start with

"Hahahhahahaha!! HAHahAhahahh~~ hahahahahah!!! .......OH .... oh........ oh shit, ___ you ok?"

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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Oct 19 2014 3:13PM

Haha that old dude walkin by around the 2:40 mark. That bitch is super annoying. I'd probably just walk away and let her figure it out.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
Oct 19 2014 10:27PM

there's a shark where it's dark

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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Oct 19 2014 10:55PM

Musky where she's crusty

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Oct 19 2014 11:13PM

sole in her hole

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
Oct 19 2014 11:47PM

that fish has its thumb in her bum

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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Oct 19 2014 11:58PM

Damn you people, had 4 teeth pulled out and everything was going great until I came across this thread. I laughed so had at some of these comments and now I got blood all over hell, thanks.

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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oct 20 2014 1:19AM

Something witty about vaginas smelling like fish.

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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,684
Apr 28 2015 7:13PM

The referenced post has been removed.

I mean... first page...

But for real, she attracted quite the sticky icthy... ;)

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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
Apr 28 2015 7:49PM

My favorite thread on NS lol

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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,169
Apr 28 2015 7:54PM

ILLinoisanceShe's got a catfish stuck in the back of her leg!

Hahaha all the puns and then the literal one.

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Bloviator
Posts: 45 - Karma: 13
Apr 29 2015 11:26AM

Stank on her flank

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steezelord420
Posts: 141 - Karma: 1,009
Apr 29 2015 1:43PM

There's a king in her thing...

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Beebee
Posts: 37 - Karma: 8
Apr 29 2015 2:17PM

FLOUNDER TO THE POUNDER

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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
Apr 30 2015 9:08PM

BeebeeFLOUNDER TO THE POUNDER

You unoriginal bastard.

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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,613
May 1 2015 1:53AM

"Catch of the day!" said the fish.

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joeyboots
Posts: 158 - Karma: -70
Feb 20 2017 7:30AM

BASS TO THE ASS

FLOUNDER IN HER POUNDER

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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Feb 21 2017 3:18AM

She got a sushi on her tooshie!

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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Feb 21 2017 1:06PM

hugo is a fucking magician with puns what the hell

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Feb 22 2017 9:22AM

Theres a cisco where the dicks go.

I love this thread

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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
Feb 22 2017 9:24AM

.Hugo.Theres a cisco where the dicks go.

I love this thread

lox on box

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Jimmy_MacElroy
Posts: 48 - Karma: 160
Feb 22 2017 9:03PM

Theres a Jumper on her Dumper

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