Australia is dope. make sure you say hi to nemo

a bomb

download a season or two of a show you want to watch if you have a laptop.

snacks

Good noise canceling headphones

Porn. Ive never gone over 5 hours before but I'm doing a 17 hour flight in a couple weeks.

I'm stoked to finally own some good headphones and buying a fucking laptop. I won't have to listen to any crying babies for once.

Def bring a shit ton of snacks obviously. It fucking blows that you can't bring much liquid through because it's so super duper dangerous. I used to always bring a case of capri sun. Oh well.

who are you flying with? Enjoy Aus mate!

El_Barto.a bomb

inb4 NSA

Snacks, a good book, gameboy, whatever hand held device you need. But snacks and a blanket for sure.

El_Barto.a bomb

Good thing this isn't twitter or you would be on the no fly list hahah like this girl in the news a little while ago.

Bring a Rubiks Cube, that shit takes hours to finish

nyquil

oh yeah and they have outlets so bring a cube to charge your phone

professor_chaosBring a Rubiks Cube, that shit takes hours to finish

wtf?

_RonSwanson_Good thing this isn't twitter or you would be on the no fly list hahah like this girl in the news a little while ago.

link?

Download N64 on your PC and play Zelda: ocarina of time of course. That's what I always do.

bring ALOT of lube

Pop like 5 ambien and sleep so much that you won't have to for a few days.

Seasons of shows you like, books, games

gameboy and pokemon

Drugs

A lot of Xanax, its essentialy the same thing as time travel. If that doesn't float your boat you could always bring a fleshlight and a handful of Viagra.

spliff.Lifelink?

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/girl-arrested-tweeting-terror-threat-american-airlines-article-1.1755809

there was a thread about it on here but I can't find it.

Basically everyone has mentioned something good op, I definitely would bring a good book along. Also tums or beano cuz ya never know...

JAHpowgood book

like the bible?

physicistlike the bible?

Like whatever OP determines to be a good book for himself.

xanax to knock yourself out for the entire journey

Get a windowseat and a good traveling pillow ferrr sure. I just flew to china and that was really nice.

A bunch of podcasts!!! puzzle games on your phone/ipad

Movies

Playboy

I have no idea

kebbekI have no idea

then don't comment silly goose

physicistwtf?

Well, you see, a rubiks cube is a small square that is divided into multiple smaller squares which are rearranged. Then, your goal is to correct the colors to be how they were originally. This toy is very difficult and can take several hours to finish. if you have any more confusion, feel free to PM me. :)

A knife. Oh wait did you say flight...?

El_Barto.a bomb

+k

How the fuck can anyone read on a plane?

Obviously like previously stated just do some brain cell killing activities and have time just fly by

You dont need shit just watch movies and ask for booze

NSwidowwho are you flying with? Enjoy Aus mate!

Quantas mate, Super stoked!! Cheers! :D

ginnyquil

oh yeah and they have outlets so bring a cube to charge your phone

ahh gd shout bud, was curious about outlets for laptop charging..

JAHpowLike whatever OP determines to be a good book for himself.

probleys some sci-fi novel... its a 22hour flight so reading is a gd option for a few hours..

Cheers for the replies guys! Ya filling me with ideas now! Though a little worried bout bombs and fleshlights..

professor_chaosWell, you see, a rubiks cube is a small square that is divided into multiple smaller squares which are rearranged. Then, your goal is to correct the colors to be how they were originally. This toy is very difficult and can take several hours to finish. if you have any more confusion, feel free to PM me. :)

No. He confused by your complete dumbfuckery. You can do a rubiks cube in under a minute and all they are is a simple pattern, I thought everyone knew this.

professor_chaosThis toy is very difficult and can take several hours to finish

In all honesty, just a shit load of movies and some drugz before the flight should keep you pretty occupied

physicist

i don't get it

Bring a laptop for sure and play n64 games or watch movies and if they have solid wifi go into the bathroom and enjoy yourself ;)

professor_chaosi don't get it

That is because you are fucking retarded.

Tingagameboy and pokemon

This is what I do every flight, although I pretty much only fly domestic and I'm only in the air for 3 hours max, so I am not in serious need of entertainment. Plus the FAs give you a funny look when you order alcohol whilst playing pokemon. Bring extra batteries for a long flight. Bring a laptop too, most flights have wifi for an extra fee. I never buy it for a domestic flight but I would if I was in the air for 22 hours.

Get increasingly hammered for 22 hours.

When do you land? Stop over in Abu Dhabi? If you land in the morning bring music, computer, book etc for the first flight then take a sleeping pill for the second, if you get in at night sleep the first flight then stay awake the second.

professor_chaosBring a Rubiks Cube, that shit takes hours to finish

takes me about 29 seconds /claim

H.Scorpiotakes me about 29 seconds /claim

Damn, your man must be one hot dude

Display_ScreenDamn, your man must be one hot dude

Did you really just call your mom hot? And a man?

.Hugo.Did you really just call your mom hot? And a man?

Um nice try I guess

loganschnurHow the fuck can anyone read on a plane?

Because you're sitting down in a very stable seat with nothing to do? It's like the ideal time to read

Bring one of those plastic guns that can't be seen when they search you

bring a computer. maybe some motrin pm's as well to really knock yourself out

skiersupremebring a computer. maybe some motrin pm's as well to really knock yourself out

Just eat edibles it works every time for me. Those are always the best flights, completely fucked up off ingested thc knocked out face first on the foldable tray.