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Depends on the flight (and london to sydney is usually packed) but try to get an upgrade to business. Sometimes asking nicely at the gate can do wonders. HUGE difference.

Otherwise: ambien + pillow.

kingsskierPop like 5 ambien and sleep so much that you won't have to for a few days.

Seasons of shows you like, books, games

i always put a bag of baby powder in my backpack for all flights because you can then rub it into your hair and it sucks up the grease and having clean hair always makes you feel better

bring a quart-sized ziplock bag and a bunch of nips. they'll give you free soda/mixers and you can get cocked for cheap.

A big ole butt to pee in.

Sir.BluntingtonJust eat edibles it works every time for me. Those are always the best flights, completely fucked up off ingested thc knocked out face first on the foldable tray.

Op's going to pass out in the terminal and miss his flight or better yet while waiting in the security line.

Bring a few Xanax, computer with headphones, comfortable ass hoodie and a blanket. Enjoy

'ludes, baby

a lot of pot brownies, cocaine, and white women

Lol at the 3 down voted comments... Someone doesn't care for drugs very much haha

RubberSoul'ludes, baby

I thought you couldn't get these anymore.. Show me the way

mrbillgates

Yesssssssss

fleshlight

DGskiI thought you couldn't get these anymore.. Show me the way

yeah no ive actually never even seen them

RubberSoulyeah no ive actually never even seen them

Damn you got me stoked

DGskiDamn you got me stoked

i know right? so many tales from the old folks, definitely pique my my curiosity, i'd love to try one

skier_boy26Depends on the flight (and london to sydney is usually packed) but try to get an upgrade to business. Sometimes asking nicely at the gate can do wonders. HUGE difference.

Otherwise: ambien + pillow.

There's no way OP is getting an upgrade on this flight. The sad fact is that airlines don't just upgrade guests for no reason anymore, even if you ask nicely. That especially applies to ski bums. Unless OP is a frequently flyer and in some kind of loyalty programme with the airline then his chances of getting him a free upgrade by asking nicely are about the same as him getting a blow job from one of the air stewards by asking nicely.

OP - choose your seat carefully before you fly (http://www.seatguru.com) and check in online as early as possible. Take advantage of the inflight entertainment system. If you'll be getting off the flight in between destinations during a refuel then buy a couple of new magazines in the airport. Have fun in Aus!

Anyone saying snacks or booze has clearly never flown long haul with a decent airline. On Quantas you'll get free food and drinks so don't take any with you, I sometimes buy some water just so I always have enough to stay hydrated without constantly pestering the cabin staff. I also always have my laptop with me, but find that watching the inflight movies are more comfortable, as laptops are too bulky to fit into economy comfortably. I like having my kindle with me as well.

Something to help you sleep can be good, remember to set your watch to aussie time when you get on the plane and try and sleep to their schedule rather than UK.

Looks like the forecast in Aus is for lots of snow. will be sick. I am just packing for a flight to Brazil tonight for the World Cup and some beach time, then heading to Chile for the season later in the week, let summer skiing commence!

Get a neck pillow, you won't think you need it but it's invaluable trying to sleep with people on either side of you. Also when you get on ask for an extra pillow and sit on one. Makes it so much more comfortable.

What are you doing in Sydney?

i leave for australia in 3 weeks and my plan is to try and beat pokemon red on a game boy. the game normally takes about 16 hours to beat so i should be occupied for awhile