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Shit skiers say

snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
May 10 2014 9:03PM

"my toes are cold"

"you need full tilts"

"bang it out"

"bro"

"fucking boarders"

"whats the length on that hoodie?"

"mom, can i borrow your credit card?"

keep it going

inb4 op jokes

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,471
May 10 2014 9:05PM

"this has never been done before"

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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1735 - Karma: 664
May 10 2014 9:18PM

"im gay"

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
May 10 2014 9:27PM

"Get off the landing"

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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
May 10 2014 10:03PM

"My shins hurt"

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tigerrstyle
Posts: 115 - Karma: 203
May 10 2014 10:35PM

can you see the red light

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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
May 10 2014 10:36PM

"feed me"

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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
May 10 2014 10:38PM

"Hi"

"Hello"

"Hey what's up"

"How's your day going"

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Michael_Thatcher
Posts: 523 - Karma: 3,469
May 10 2014 10:45PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,497
May 10 2014 10:55PM

'pretz'

'OPs mom is hot'

'OPs dad is hot'

'OPs sister is hot'

'free food?!!??'

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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
May 10 2014 11:23PM

Dude can I borrow a dollar for some 10 dollar fries

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~Turquoise
Posts: 484 - Karma: 615
May 11 2014 12:39AM

'Fuckin snowboarders'

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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
May 11 2014 12:51AM

"Was that dumped?"

"Did you get the shot?"

"That was dope bro"

"So hesh"

"So thug"

"Do a backflip"

"Go big or go home"

"Just send it"

"Follow me in"

"Can I follow you in?"

"How fast should I go?"

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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
May 11 2014 12:52AM

"Pee in her butt"

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Dubal
Posts: 82 - Karma: 795
May 11 2014 12:59AM

"stay on the landing"

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drewolson24
Posts: 449 - Karma: 897
May 11 2014 1:54AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFbK_7dZjk

dont know if the link will work but this is a video for any locals in MN. Fuckin love it

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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
May 11 2014 1:55AM

"Hi there, how are things?"

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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
May 11 2014 1:57AM
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j.var
Posts: 591 - Karma: 215
May 11 2014 3:52AM

"I think I bent my pole"

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steezyclezy
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,260
May 11 2014 4:48AM

is this meant to be what shit (bad) skiers say or is it shit that skiers say

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CrapBandit
Posts: 142 - Karma: 861
May 11 2014 4:52AM

"are you high?"

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HappySoda
Posts: 333 - Karma: 449
May 11 2014 7:03AM

"We need more goat semen"

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Nate_Dawg
Posts: 54 - Karma: 106
May 11 2014 8:00AM

"did I stomp that?"

"I came so close to stomping that, that counts right?!"

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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
May 11 2014 8:08AM

"OP just say this video for the first time"

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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
May 11 2014 8:08AM

"dude that was like a dub misty 1440 venom grab to pretzel Ray Charles out yo"

"nah it was way more of a triple cork screamin semen octo grab into a k fed on the donkey dick."

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Atomika09
Posts: 104 - Karma: 746
May 11 2014 8:47AM

Calling it a margarine everytime a brotha comes up short on their landings

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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
May 11 2014 8:48AM

Fucking snowboarders

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crimeenthusiast
Posts: 712 - Karma: 2,763
May 11 2014 10:33AM

"Fuck my snowpants are caught in my bindings"

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KillerPow
Posts: 99 - Karma: 113
May 11 2014 11:00AM

[video]

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Brule.
Posts: 3848 - Karma: 5,660
May 11 2014 11:02AM

But MOOOOMM, I WANTED XXXXL SAGA!

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KillerPow
Posts: 99 - Karma: 113
May 11 2014 11:02AM
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C.DeJohn
Posts: 499 - Karma: 579
May 11 2014 11:04AM

slug

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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
May 11 2014 11:12AM

" that pow was up to my nipples !"

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MartianMan
Posts: 1101 - Karma: 2,098
May 11 2014 12:22PM

bro

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bakerpunk
Posts: 884 - Karma: 1,125
May 11 2014 12:28PM

"you got an extra beer?"

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why_not_jib
Posts: 8 - Karma: 28
May 11 2014 12:56PM

"My arches"

"I need to get my boots off"

"My din just isn't high enough"

"This bindings are shit"

"I need to cut my toenails"

"I should really get some mittens"

"That jacket's too small"

"Fucking gapers"

"There's too much ice"

"They should have separate lifts for good skiers"

"I'm the best skier on this hill"

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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,346
May 11 2014 1:20PM

"wanna grab some rental poles before we leave?"

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arnie_grape
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 11,403
May 11 2014 1:20PM

MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN

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MisoSoup
Posts: 154 - Karma: 174
May 11 2014 1:30PM

" do you know tom wallisch?"

" are you sponsored ??!"

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
May 11 2014 1:35PM

Fuck, I have to shit.

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Greenburg
Posts: 38 - Karma: 902
May 11 2014 1:59PM

"get off the landing!"

"you sponsored?'

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Tent
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 681
May 11 2014 3:09PM

"send it"

"im baked"

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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
May 11 2014 3:45PM

"Iz you rolling? BITCH I MIGHT BE"

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dtwizzle
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,951
May 11 2014 5:22PM

"look at that fucking gaper"

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CoyoteJenkins
Posts: 28 - Karma: 17
May 11 2014 5:45PM

"My ankles!"

"My ankles are broken!"

"His ankles are broken."

"I got broken ankles! AHHHH!"

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
May 11 2014 5:48PM

"Hang on I have snow on the bottom of my boot."

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fredyferl
Posts: 2906 - Karma: 14,410
May 11 2014 6:45PM

I never get tired of someone claiming what trick he's done when no one has asked him

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theorolfs
Posts: 125 - Karma: 105
May 11 2014 7:02PM

"Is it on?"

"Is the red light blinking?"

"should i hit it?"

"Hows the landing?"

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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
May 11 2014 7:09PM

bighomieflock"How's your day going"

Well, add "Yo, did you fart" and that's what self-proclaimed ski boss said at end of recent edit to headphone girl.

Like I give a f###

Anyway, real shit skiers are usually yelling at their friends from the chair because they're so slow and they've been left behind.

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