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Shit skiers say

snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
May 10 2014 9:03PM

"my toes are cold"

"you need full tilts"

"bang it out"

"bro"

"fucking boarders"

"whats the length on that hoodie?"

"mom, can i borrow your credit card?"

keep it going

inb4 op jokes

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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
May 11 2014 9:22PM

Yo dude I think thats [insert pro/am/famous skier's name here]!

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JimmyRecard
Posts: 242 - Karma: 2,552
May 11 2014 9:29PM

Do a triple

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.Witta
Posts: 114 - Karma: 262
May 11 2014 10:44PM

drewolson24http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFbK_7dZjk

dont know if the link will work but this is a video for any locals in MN. Fuckin love it

I ski at Hyland almost everyday during the winter, so I thought this was really funny

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brandonhausner
Posts: 201 - Karma: 837
May 11 2014 11:03PM

fuck i shouldve brought my face tube

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Phansy
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 492
May 12 2014 12:22AM

uhhhhhhhhm

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Schwags
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 404
May 12 2014 2:10AM

My parents paid for my college but instead of attending class and getting a bachelors in engineering I listen to gangsta rap and wear clown clothes. Sometimes I switch between a Brooklyn accent and a Jamaican accent.

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wutangforever
Posts: 181 - Karma: 573
May 12 2014 8:50AM

fuck dude I dropped my bowl

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StokeFactor
Posts: 348 - Karma: 1,012
May 12 2014 1:50PM

"I'm so hyped for this season, I'm gonna drop some bangers"

"I'll hit it later I'm just warming up"

"I won't hit the park today the conditions are bad"

"As soon as I'm done with (school/finals/work/other) where gonna get some crazy urban shots"

"Next season I'm gonna drop some bangers!"

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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
May 12 2014 8:18PM

Am I sagging enough?

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gaperpark69
Posts: 5 - Karma: 167
May 13 2014 11:40AM

"Good thing i brought my powder skis!"

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/01/10/fashion/10phys.1.jpg

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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
May 13 2014 12:18PM

"Dropping"

"Just huck it"

"Snowboarders. Snaaaaaaaake"

"My calves hurt like shit"

"Dude, we suck."

"check out the snow bunny!"

"Shit, my pants are stuck in my bindings"

"No YOU carry the bag!"

"Dude, IS IT ON???"

"Oh shit, I missed the shot"

"fuck, that dude just dubbed."

"Another lap?"

"I'm just gonna take it easy, don't worry..."

"You can TOTALLY land that"

"Dude there's no way you can hurt yourself here"

"My balls are crawling up my ass"

"That was steezy"

"DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO CHAD'S GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA??? Fuck, he had saga tho"

"I gotta check my skis"

"did you see that? no? it was dooope..."

"fucking headphones"

"shit I hate this song"

"Duuuude take off your headphones!!!"

"Wait, shit I left my pass in my jacket in the park."

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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
May 13 2014 1:06PM

Shit, I dropped the lighter.

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Phansy
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 492
Jul 9 2014 12:55PM

esotericjiveShit, I dropped the lighter.

thats a snowboarder.

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L0gan
Posts: 36 - Karma: 440
Jul 9 2014 1:04PM

"steep n deep"

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oldworld_newlife
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 5,251
Jul 9 2014 1:30PM

"dude have you seen into the mind"

"do you have any stickers i can have"

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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
Jul 9 2014 2:02PM

*snowed four inches* yea dude it was waist deep. face shots and freshies all day.

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kylemclean
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,311
Jul 9 2014 2:49PM

they say alot of stuff but the one thing they never say (or at least shouldn't) is "Last run"

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