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Skiers as high school stereotypes

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NewEscuelers
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I'll start with a couple of easy ones:

Tom Wallisch: Everyone's favorite. Gets straight A's, is super nice, and still goes hard on weekends.

Tanner Hall: Relentless stoner. Smokes weed before, during, and after class and makes sure people know about it.

Hood Crew: Fucks shit up and everyone's pretty sure they should've graduated a while ago but they throw all the bangers so no one really cares.
Apr 4 2016 8:58AM
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koolkale
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Margets - Kid who will do anything for money, anything. "Im not gay but $20 is $20" applies. (Hobbies include looking under vending machines for dropped quarters)
Apr 4 2016 6:33PM
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Nickherzig
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Jossi Wells - the mysterious senior who is smoking cigs outside with his younger brothers
Apr 4 2016 6:35PM
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tcurle
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Simon Dumont - The kid who did well at sports when we were younger because his dad was the coach but can't make the team in high school
Apr 4 2016 6:35PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Molesquad - The kids who drop acid before school

Dumont - The bullied short kid that still starts varsity soccer

Garrett Russell - The kid who had a mustache in 5th grade
Apr 4 2016 6:45PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
Rob Huele: The kid that was on the football team but quit because he was bored of it even though he is so good. He then starts working at a bike shop and living in a truck.

Will Wesson: The kid who skips class but slays all the tests.

Tanner Hall: The guy that is not yet arrested on drug charges, to everyone's surprise.

Phil Casabon: Once a straight A student and school sports hero who then met Tanner Hall, now he's a stoner.

Joffrey Pollet Villard: The kid who took music just so he could use the drumkit to play Slayer songs. Shows up late to class often because he's smoking in the forest beside the school.
Apr 4 2016 7:33PM
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-Dan
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dun.Cantall t dan the one kid who always talks about dropping out but never actually does


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha got me
Apr 4 2016 7:41PM
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___O
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Eric Pollard:
Apr 4 2016 7:41PM
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SSteezle
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Steve Stepp- the senior that hooked up with a freshman

LJ- the kid that gets suspended for rollerblading off the school's roof

Gus- the kid that had a mp3 player when everyone else was rocking CD players

Jossi- went to prom when he was a freshman
Apr 4 2016 7:47PM
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Pataguccimane
Posts: 548 - Karma: 1,136
Chris Benchetler - the kid whose never seen out of the art building or woodshop
Apr 4 2016 7:48PM
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Pataguccimane
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Nick Martini - the kid who graduated early and everyone's not sure about what he's up to but still drops in to hang out from time to time.
Apr 4 2016 7:52PM
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winniecash
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Titus69Garrett Russell - The kid who had a mustache in 5th grade


and the cool kids said "sweet peach fuzz mustache bro" and i was like "ouch" - Garrett Russell
Apr 4 2016 7:55PM
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Schoess
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AnGaper- Kid who is on NS 3 times as much as he skis. And the only kid louder than me ;)
Apr 4 2016 8:14PM
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270on420out
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Scrappy Joe Young- Shout "Worldstar" during all the fights.
Apr 4 2016 8:17PM
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the_big_fish
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Cole Drexler
The kid that goes on exchange to Australia that no one knows about
Apr 4 2016 8:17PM
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Pataguccimane
Posts: 548 - Karma: 1,136
Windells trick tip - kid who tells you the test is easy when it's actually harder than the final
Apr 4 2016 8:26PM
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Skier_75
Posts: 380 - Karma: 1,805
Niklas Eriksson- the kid who know one could understand what he was saying but he was still cool
Apr 4 2016 8:29PM
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East_Coaster
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Henrik harlaut - the kid in school that always eats eggs for lunch. The biggest dealer in the school.
Apr 4 2016 8:30PM
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Skier_75
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Gus kenworthy- was cool one day then an ass hole the next day.
Apr 4 2016 8:31PM
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Deepskier
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Steve stepp: the freshman that gets fucked with by the seniors for amusement because he thinks he'll get to hang out with them one day.
Apr 4 2016 8:35PM
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413Crew
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Dennis_ReynoldsMingg - hangs out with guys because girls are too much drama

Deforestation- the kid that thinks he's cool because he calls out his teachers

Ebola- the kid that does anything for attention and brakes his neck in the process

Dennis_Reynolds- the kid that lost his virginity when he was like 12 and makes all of his friends feel bad about how rich and good looking he is

you win
Apr 4 2016 8:43PM
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murphyboiiii
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Dennis_Reynolds

the kid who can't decide whether he should go to school or sit on his computer all day


jkjk

pls dont kill me lol


this thread is a roast thread now so I took it by the balls
Apr 4 2016 8:47PM
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_69
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 4,979
willie borm: a total Swandog. Really shady looking, no one really wants to approach him because he looks trashy.

swandog7: a total Swandog. Pretty big nerd in school but is actually a chill dude

Jake Carney: the running back that is going D1 while fucking every girl on the cheer team. Probably gets bad grades.

Andri Ragettli: Kid that has acne regardless of How old he is, but is low key nice and a total fucking stud. But no one really pays much attention. He's the equivalent of a Jake carney character without recognition.

John18061806: doesn't care about opinions. Low key genius, but this is shadowed by his passion for memeing. Consistently ahead of his times in meme trends, but only has a few friends because they're the only ones that appreciate memes.

Bittner: a total fucking thug. White Boi that acts like a total fucking brotha, but people accept it because he pulls it the fuck off.

Tom Wallisch: The kid that girls only date because he's a total fucking stud on the field, even though he's ugly.
Apr 4 2016 8:48PM
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murphyboiiii
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Candide T

the cool substitute teacher that subs once a year and you're super lucky if you get him
Apr 4 2016 8:49PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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AnGapereven though he's ugly.


idk I'd still bang tho
Apr 4 2016 9:04PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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murphyboiiiiDennis_Reynolds

the kid who can't decide whether he should go to school or sit on his computer all day


jkjk

pls dont kill me lol


this thread is a roast thread now so I took it by the balls


murphyboiiii- the kid who is somehow scared of a kid who sits on his computer all day
Apr 4 2016 9:05PM
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Mackthiboutot
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Phil casabon- that white kid who listens to wu-tang and always post boom bat gangster rap lyrics on his Facebook status
Apr 4 2016 9:11PM
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S.J.W
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Andy Parry, that cool kid who is kinda strange and plays video games but somehow still has a banging girlfriend
Apr 4 2016 9:19PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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dennis_reynolds - special ed kid that stares at the wall and yells get fulltilts all day long
Apr 4 2016 9:23PM
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NPF
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Lupton- the kid who laughs when the teachers says flip to page 69
Apr 4 2016 9:28PM
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bait
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Mickael Deschenaux- the kid who used to slay his report card then started to hang with fucked up people.
Apr 4 2016 9:29PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
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Angel Collinson: The girl who was more ripped than all the guys.

John Collinson: The only person more ripped than angel.

Glen Plake: The only teacher that could show up at a student's party without people getting pissed.

Jason Levinthal: The woodshop teacher's favorite student. Petitioned for the school to get a ski press for the woodshop.
Apr 4 2016 9:33PM
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jsnow
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srowA91guW4
Apr 4 2016 9:35PM
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jsnow
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jsnowhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srowA91guW4


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/822970/Yearbook-Intro
Apr 4 2016 9:38PM
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ccrall
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John ware - The one homie that had a whip so he picked and smoked up all his boys before class
Apr 4 2016 9:42PM
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steezy.sam
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henrik Harluat- kid who's always really happy and goofy, everybody loves him for a reason we do not know
Apr 4 2016 9:48PM
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_69
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Dennis_Reynoldsidk I'd still bang tho


Dennis reynold: everyone's fucking boy, if you say no you're a liar fly or die cunt
Apr 4 2016 9:48PM
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YunGBlood
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEJames Woods: The emo kid who dates/sells cigarettes to freshman.


Will alarcon--the kid with the biggest ego and everyone wants to be as cool as him. he also fucks with the 8th grade girls
Apr 4 2016 10:13PM
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BushDid9-11
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Steve Stepp - Was super smart in middle school but now has 7 blocks of woodshop
Apr 4 2016 10:14PM
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Titus69
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McRae Williams - The kid who says the right answer but the teacher ignores him and lets the teachers pet kids get the answer right.......


@dewtour
Apr 4 2016 10:18PM
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270on420out
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YunGBloodWill alarcon--the kid with the biggest ego and everyone wants to be as cool as him. he also fucks with the 8th grade girls


Dom Petrillo- The white kid who fucks the black girls. Owes child support at 17.
Apr 4 2016 10:25PM
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TStone..
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Scrappy Joe- the freshman who finger banged your girl on the dance floor
Apr 4 2016 10:34PM
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Max_Maine
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Jonah Williams- guy who wins like every senior superlative in the yearbook. (best smile, most likely to succeed, most likely to brighten someone's day, best dressed, etc.)
Apr 4 2016 10:35PM
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supersquid
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big air dave- the kid everyone likes because no hell do anything
Apr 4 2016 10:36PM
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supersquid
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lj strenio- the kid at lunch who will eat anything you tell him to
Apr 4 2016 10:40PM
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Emmett1
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Adam Delorme- Never stops or talks to anyone, puts in both earbuds in the hallway, wears all black and is thug af

Nick Goepper- Loves geology
Apr 4 2016 10:43PM
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Skier-Jon
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Ian Compton
Shows up late for school literally every day because he lives in the woods in the middle of fucking nowhere. Shows up in his granddaddy's old ford pickup with a beanie on and wearing a flannel that everyone's pretty sure he made himself. He splits his time between the darkroom and the wood shop, built a self sustaining shack in the woods behind the school for his senior project. Everyone loves him but he didn't show up for prom and then no one saw him again until graduation, where he brought pizza for everyone that people were pretty sure had moose meat on it.
Apr 4 2016 10:57PM
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Swandog7
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This thread is turning more into people calling out kids they have beef with

Tall T Dan - The most interesting guy in the world
Apr 4 2016 11:03PM
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L0gic
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEScrappy Joe Young- Shout "Worldstar" during all the fights.


Idk why I found this so funny, but you made my day.
Apr 4 2016 11:05PM
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ascent_studios
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Angel and John Collinaon: The brother and sister that are really close and everyone wonders how in the world they get along so wels
Apr 4 2016 11:12PM
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McNoche
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Ming- the cheerleader you always question for making the cheer squad. But has big tits so you don't really mind.
Apr 4 2016 11:16PM
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