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Skiers as high school stereotypes

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NewEscuelers
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I'll start with a couple of easy ones:

Tom Wallisch: Everyone's favorite. Gets straight A's, is super nice, and still goes hard on weekends.

Tanner Hall: Relentless stoner. Smokes weed before, during, and after class and makes sure people know about it.

Hood Crew: Fucks shit up and everyone's pretty sure they should've graduated a while ago but they throw all the bangers so no one really cares.
Apr 4 2016 8:58AM
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33luke33
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Torin Yater Wallice: the somewhat new nice kid who everybody sorta likes for no reason even though nobody has had more than a 1 sentance conversations with
Apr 5 2016 8:30PM
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33luke33
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Torin Yater Wallice: The nice kid who everybody sorta likes even though nobody has had more than a 2 sentence coverstion with
Apr 5 2016 8:34PM
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snowmosexual
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Garret Russel: The kid everyone is friends with, but spends all his time making sick art. Also has had a mustache since 7th grade
Apr 5 2016 8:58PM
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Titus69
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ski-hippieGarret Russel: The kid everyone is friends with, but spends all his time making sick art. Also has had a mustache since 7th grade


Nah I did it better on previous pages

"Garrett Russell - The kid who had a mustache in 5th grade"
Apr 5 2016 9:05PM
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SSteezle
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simon dumont- the kid that's popular but gets friend zoned by all the hot girls in high school. Graduates high school popular but a virgin. First weekend in college he gets blackout drunk at a college party and hooks up with a fat chick with dreadlocks
Apr 5 2016 9:12PM
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VV.XTREME
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jfletcherABM is that straight edge kid freshmen year that wants to impress the older kids (Stept) so he starts smoking weed and doing hood rat shit to prove he's down to ride and by senior year he's a degenerate like the rest of them


wtf are you thinking lmao
Apr 5 2016 9:48PM
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VV.XTREME
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jake carney: the really good football player that can make it to the big leagues but stays back every year to play with his buddy's
Apr 5 2016 9:58PM
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VV.XTREME
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McNocheMing- the cheerleader you always question for making the cheer squad. But has big tits so you don't really mind.


hahahahahahahaha fuck
Apr 5 2016 9:59PM
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montanabandits
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Nick McNutt - the kid who walks everywhere backwards.

Sean Pettit - that weird kid whose into making movies, but probably banged your girl friend

Max Hill - the kid who smoked stoges as a freshman, and acts out but did well in his classes.
Apr 5 2016 10:00PM
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User1
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Dennis_ReynoldsI have three pairs of fulltilts


pics or it didnt happen
Apr 5 2016 11:25PM
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whiteboi
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Charley Ager - that one sub who comes in like once a year, and everyone goes and eats lunch in his room. After school he smokes a few bowls with his students before leaving again for a year

eheath - Dungeons and dragons player that chills in the computer labs and underneath the staircase. He knows how to turn up so he gets invited to parties by the jocks

Torn Yater-Wallace - the short kid that pulls bitches, turns up on the weekend, and gets strait A's

Charlie Owens - the kid that parties hard and attends his classes on adderall as well as vodka in his water bottle. He keeps his grades high enough so that he can at least travel for varsity football

Giary Dadali - Middle school basketball star, plays half a season in high school as starting varsity and no one gives him any credit, and then he tares his ACL and doesn't start playing again until senior year and finally pulls hella hoes along with slaying on the court
Apr 5 2016 11:38PM
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numnuts
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Forester meeks- the fastest runner in the class but wanted to impress the older kids so started doing hood rat shit
Apr 6 2016 12:21AM
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S.J.W
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Andread Hatviet: The kid who moved school, and now everyone misses him.
Apr 6 2016 12:31AM
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Black.Bird
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Tom Wallisch: That band member who could play clarinette in 4th grade.
Apr 6 2016 1:18AM
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Bumblesteeze
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Travis Heed: The guy who sleeps at the back of the class, with his hands tucked in his XXL hoodie. People like the guy, but nobody really knows much about him.
Apr 6 2016 1:30AM
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Deepskier
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Sammy C: the kid who gets pressured into playing basketball, is super good and gets full ride to multiple colleges for it but turns them down because he wants to go get high and ski.
Apr 6 2016 2:48AM
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SSteezle
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Joe schuster- smart kid, but purposely fails his math tests so he can stay after class and Mack on the attractive 23 year old teacher. Stays in touch with her after graduating and occasionally sends her drunken dick pics
Apr 6 2016 8:25AM
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trannyfinder.edu
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Andy Parry - plays dungeons and dragons every Tuesday evening at hobby lobby but throws the best party's on the weekend
Apr 6 2016 1:29PM
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tacoshoppedrew
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Warnick - the first kid you ever smoked a blunt with, but youre still not sure if there was coke in it or not.

Steve Stepp - the kid that wore the green man suit to every football game

Wacko Wells - only freshman starting on the basketball team because has the best 3 point shot

Russ Henshaw - the foreign kid whose better than you at everything, but can be a low key douche sometimes

Alex Hall - Same as russ, but the american version

Jon Olsson - the kid who's successfully running two startup businesses out of his basement while still starting in both football and basketball, also male models
Apr 6 2016 7:32PM
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Deepskier
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This thread is slowing down dont let it die
Apr 6 2016 10:51PM
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413Crew
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dun.Cantall t dan the one kid who always talks about dropping out but never actually does


#stophighschooling
Apr 6 2016 10:56PM
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270on420out
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Khai Krepela- The best skater in the school. Wears skinny jeans everywhere.

Noah Curry- Khai's friend who doesn't really skate, but he wears thrasher all the time and has a deathwish sticker on his locker
Apr 6 2016 11:13PM
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Brocka_Flocka
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Nick Goepper- The kid who reminds the teacher about the homework.
Apr 7 2016 1:26AM
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mikeystark
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Jon Olson: that one super hot girl
Apr 7 2016 3:42AM
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Julius_Steezer
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Tanner Hall...basically the exact same as Snoops character in Mac & Dev go to high school
Apr 7 2016 5:12AM
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Zimmy
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Nick Goepper - guy you never hear about or see until school headmaster stands up in assembly hall and announces all the comps he won during previous half-year and everyone cheers. Few people have ever met him because he's too busy with extra-curricular activities. He thinks he should be on scholarship and he is right.
Apr 7 2016 5:54AM
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Candide: the kid who is consistently sleeping with the hottest teacher but even when you watch the video you can't quite belive its real.
Apr 7 2016 10:41AM
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MaryO: the chill librarian
Apr 7 2016 10:45AM
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Titus69
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HC_mountainNick Goepper - guy you never hear about or see until school headmaster stands up in assembly hall and announces all the comps he won during previous half-year and everyone cheers. Few people have ever met him because he's too busy with extra-curricular activities. He thinks he should be on scholarship and he is right.



This is a bit long, reminded me of this


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/823400/Spongebob--Grandma--39-s-Kisses
Apr 7 2016 2:06PM
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Zimmy
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Titus69This is a bit long, reminded me of this


I never had problem at school thinking and being different because my shit was good, and when it wasn't I just kept working until it was or I moved quickly onto something new. If you called me out, I pretty much knew you we a d-bag so didn't worry, at least in the long term.

You'll never be a pro Titus. The sooner you realize, the better.
Apr 7 2016 5:32PM
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Titus69
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HC_mountainI never had problem at school thinking and being different because my shit was good, and when it wasn't I just kept working until it was or I moved quickly onto something new. If you called me out, I pretty much knew you we a d-bag so didn't worry, at least in the long term.

You'll never be a pro Titus. The sooner you realize, the better.



Lol I was just trying to hint that you rambled on for too long. I know I'll never be pro but I can at least try before my body becomes old and brittle.

Lets just keep this thread golden.
Apr 7 2016 6:09PM
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270on420out
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Titus69This is a bit long, reminded me of this


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/823400/Spongebob--Grandma--39-s-Kisses


Hahahaha thought the same thing
Apr 8 2016 4:00PM
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SteadySpaghetti
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Evan Mcecheran:

The kid with really bad handwriting and acts lazy in school but gets crazy good grades and gets into tons of school.
Apr 10 2016 1:43AM
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J_Steez
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gatley-o9mil.LJ Strenio- kid that will backflip off whatever the hell you tell him to


the notorious backflip kid
Apr 10 2016 10:42AM
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_69
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YungBuoyMaryO: the chill librarian


You would not believe how hot her daughter is.
May 3 2016 8:15AM
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HaydenWrong
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Henrik Harlaut- the foreign exchange student, Wu-Tang is for the children
May 3 2016 8:33AM
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macavity
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andy parry: the kid who plays runescape who you thought might be cool but after talking to him you realize he's just as weird as you initially thought

henrik & phil: the two best friends you know nothing about except that they probably hotbox in study hall and one of them got head from their girl in the back seat while the other was driving
May 3 2016 4:46PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Dennis_Reynolds - the kid who says one funny joke and then continues to repeat it until he's said it way too many times
May 3 2016 4:47PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Steve stepp- the kid who takes 3 gyms and 3 woodshops in grade eleven
May 3 2016 4:53PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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alex schlopy- the kid who was once really popular but had sex with a greasy chick and was ditched by all his friends
May 3 2016 4:54PM
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