Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Skiers as high school stereotypes

profile picture
NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
I'll start with a couple of easy ones:

Tom Wallisch: Everyone's favorite. Gets straight A's, is super nice, and still goes hard on weekends.

Tanner Hall: Relentless stoner. Smokes weed before, during, and after class and makes sure people know about it.

Hood Crew: Fucks shit up and everyone's pretty sure they should've graduated a while ago but they throw all the bangers so no one really cares.
Apr 4 2016 8:58AM
4898 436
profile picture
murphyboiiii
Posts: 712 - Karma: 1,550
McNocheMing- the cheerleader you always question for making the cheer squad. But has big tits so you don't really mind.


Ayeeeeeeee lol
Apr 4 2016 11:25PM
0 3
profile picture
tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
Jon Olson- Drives a Mercedes and has a really hot girlfriend. Everybody wants to hate on him, but he makes it hard for them by being a pretty chill dude

Sean Pettit- Artsy woodsy type of person, posts way to much on Instagram, goes hard in his classes but still goes off on the weekends.
Apr 4 2016 11:25PM
3 2
profile picture
RalphWaldo
Posts: 121 - Karma: 425
Trashparty: the kids who quit band to start their own rock band
Apr 4 2016 11:39PM
9 0
profile picture
Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,770
Tanner Rainville- The kid who everyone respects and has no beef with, but is always overshadowed by those with bigger personalities.

Jake Doan- The kid who brings his acoustic guitar everywhere and gets some vibin' jam sessions going during lunch. Not to be confused with the douche who can only play three cords of Lynard Skynard.
Apr 4 2016 11:42PM
7 0
profile picture
Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,818
Scrappy joe: the kid everyone wants to fight because he fucked all of your ladys at the dance but you know if you fight him youll get fucking rekt and it will be put all over worldstar
Apr 5 2016 12:10AM
5 1
profile picture
FettySwap
Posts: 192 - Karma: 581
nick gaper: the kid who wants to be thug so he is always saying wutang is for the children, but he can't even name one of their songs. He decides to step up his game and throws stones at cars to prove he is a hood rat.
Apr 5 2016 12:19AM
7 2
profile picture
BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
DoleWindells trick tip - kid who tells you the test is easy when it's actually harder than the final


Too fucking accurate
Apr 5 2016 12:19AM
10 0
profile picture
Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
Clayton Vila - the kid who always skips class and never studies for tests but still gets A's
Apr 5 2016 12:40AM
1 1
profile picture
The_Joker
Posts: 121 - Karma: 380
SIMPLE- The kids who roll up in there mini van OPing with unc driving the whip and Carney riding shotgun just to pull around back and steal you're girl and you're friends girl as they peel out blasting Travis Scott
Apr 5 2016 1:26AM
4 0
profile picture
CHU-TANG_CLAN
Posts: 2103 - Karma: 2,910
Noah Wallace - The kid who plays soccer, scores most of the points but doesn't get the credit he deserves
Apr 5 2016 1:33AM
4 0
profile picture
stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
wabs - the one senior that everybody loves but for some reason all the teachers hate him

TC crew - a group of guys that wouldn't seem like they would all be friends but for some reason they all live in a tree house together

Jonah - the popular kid who befriends an unpopular kid and then ditches him after a couple weeks
Apr 5 2016 1:37AM
3 1
profile picture
PRing
Posts: 349 - Karma: 3,263
Totally Trevor: A goony ass kid that impressed everyone else with his impeccable thumbgun skills, and wears golf wang/enjoi cat shirts to school everyday. Shoutouts my boi trevon
Apr 5 2016 2:21AM
1 0
profile picture
jwilly
Posts: 487 - Karma: 2,681
Devin Logan: That chick who all the hot girls are really nice too to make them selves feel better
Apr 5 2016 2:33AM
1 0
profile picture
SIMPLE.
Posts: 1093 - Karma: 15,190
The_JokerSIMPLE- The kids who roll up in there mini van OPing with unc driving the whip and Carney riding shotgun just to pull around back and steal you're girl and you're friends girl as they peel out blasting Travis Scott


lol that was u we rolled up on?
Apr 5 2016 2:58AM
24 1
profile picture
Panta.Pow
Posts: 111 - Karma: 307
Ian Cosco - the kid who goes super hard on the weekends and films the whole thing on his mobile to show his friends. Too bad his family had to move and he dissapeared all of the sudden
Apr 5 2016 4:10AM
2 1
profile picture
Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,527
4bi9...the kids who killed it during general class sport in middle school but split up when they joined different high school varsity teams

But everyone wants them to come back and murder the lunchtime soccer match together one last time
Apr 5 2016 5:56AM
8 0
profile picture
FabseM
Posts: 150 - Karma: 476
RealSkiFi
A Group of Exchange students who entertains everybody with their circuslike gig at the Talent show
Apr 5 2016 6:30AM
9 0
profile picture
skiznuts
Posts: 462 - Karma: 783
Will Wesson - The shy kid that's the best basketball player in the school.
Henrik Harlaut - That guy everyone's down to hang with. Never starts shit.
LSM - The super deep weirdo that likes philosophy.
Andy Parry - Absolutely no one likes him, except for will. Constantly gets made fun of and doesn't give two shits.
Apr 5 2016 6:44AM
1 1
profile picture
S.Ki
Posts: 2170 - Karma: 3,209
Nicky Keefer - the kid that is deep into astrophysics and philosophy and smart af but does not show it and is still cool af and hangs with a chill crew.
Apr 5 2016 8:38AM
2 0
profile picture
S.Ki
Posts: 2170 - Karma: 3,209
Cam Riley - the kid that gets pissed super fast if things dont go his way
Apr 5 2016 8:57AM
5 0
profile picture
Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
Mr. Bishop: The kind of tubby kid that hangs out with the varsity sports teams and offers moral support. He's hilarious so it's ok.
Apr 5 2016 9:15AM
2 0
profile picture
-Dan
Posts: 7085 - Karma: 50,464
no lie this thread is amazing. so good. and everyone participating got me feelin like I found 2011 again.

post more upvote less
Apr 5 2016 11:27AM
22 0
profile picture
NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
TallxTno lie this thread is amazing. so good. and everyone participating got me feelin like I found 2011 again.

post more upvote less


Tall T Dan: The senior who likes to remind all the underclassman that he's a senior as well as give them "inside jokes" that they don't stop repeating for months.
Apr 5 2016 11:31AM
16 0
profile picture
ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,324
Katrina - Women's Varsity Soccer Captain. Bad bitch and everyone knows it
Apr 5 2016 11:33AM
7 0
profile picture
IGH
Posts: 49 - Karma: 181
Ross Imburgia - The kid who gets peer pressured into eating a pot brownie and ends up in the hospital
Apr 5 2016 1:52PM
11 0
profile picture
JoinHeats
Posts: 2 - Karma: 9
Chris Benchetler: The quite kid who doesn't do anything but somehow he is best friends with everyone.
Apr 5 2016 1:57PM
1 1
profile picture
JoshTheJibber
Posts: 39 - Karma: 132
Bobby Brown - The kid that you think will suck at dodge ball but when it comes time to play he slays the whole other team
Apr 5 2016 2:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Carl_the_Llama
Posts: 504 - Karma: 1,295
Leo T - The weird exchange student that no one can understand, but does the craziest awesome shit.

Sami O - The foreign kid that brings a full fondue for lunch, and spends the rest of his time doodling cats.

Ethan Swadburg - The short kid that everyone makes fun of, but is generally well liked.
Apr 5 2016 2:19PM
1 0
profile picture
Ian_Fitz
Posts: 826 - Karma: 6,509
Dennis Renalds- The kid with turrets who could never afford full tilts, eventually driving him into madness. He always says get full tilts to cope with his sadness of never owning a pair. .....everybody finds him annoying and funny. Everyone feels bad for him but likes him except for his cruel mother who secretly physically abuses him.

MrNoche- The fat orphane kid with aspergers that games and never showers.......poor kid always tries to talk shit to people because he was bullied so much as a kid.

SJW- Freshmen who tries to hang with senors. Has his locker, books, and folders covered in stickers.

Ming- The somewhat popular girl who drinks a lot and punches someone out at every party( Dennis Renalds mom)

Mr Bishop- The senor who comes to school in pajamas every day.
Apr 5 2016 2:36PM
4 2
profile picture
sauceau
Posts: 42 - Karma: 165
Tanner hall - the niggaa with rastas

Hendrik harlaut - best friend of tanner

Candide thovrx - the guy who had to repeat the year for the 5th Time now

Andy Perry - the one u Never see Around girls

Ian cosco - u only see him rarely but when hes the crazyiest/funniest fuckin guy in the world
Apr 5 2016 2:46PM
1 24
profile picture
NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
_SkiPow_Tanner hall - the niggaa with rastas

Hendrik harlaut - best friend of tanner

Candide thovrx - the guy who had to repeat the year for the 5th Time now

Andy Perry - the one u Never see Around girls

Ian cosco - u only see him rarely but when hes the crazyiest/funniest fuckin guy in the world


what the fuck goes on in your head
Apr 5 2016 2:56PM
27 1
profile picture
c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
Leo Bjorklund: The kid who thought he was a fashion god by wearing high socks and rolled cuff khakis.
Apr 5 2016 3:31PM
0 0
profile picture
Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
EbolaDennis Renalds- The kid with turrets who could never afford full tilts, eventually driving him into madness. He always says get full tilts to cope with his sadness of never owning a pair. .....


I have three pairs of fulltilts
Apr 5 2016 3:49PM
4 11
profile picture
NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
Dennis_ReynoldsI have three pairs of fulltilts


shut up renalds
Apr 5 2016 3:50PM
20 0
profile picture
WeastcoastAlex
Posts: 161 - Karma: 636
JT HOLMES- that kid who's has seen more than a 3-tour iraq vet by the time he reaches 10th grade. Has an 1000 yard stare that brings teachers to their knees and then ski bases off the top of his high school.
Apr 5 2016 4:07PM
0 1
profile picture
Ian_Fitz
Posts: 826 - Karma: 6,509
Dennis_ReynoldsI have three pairs of fulltilts


Claim/!
Apr 5 2016 4:14PM
9 1
profile picture
Not_Hathbanger
Posts: 17 - Karma: 142
sagesnowNick Geopper - the star athlete of the school who suddenly starts singing with vanessa hudgens and leads spontaneous musical sessions.


You win
Apr 5 2016 4:17PM
6 0
profile picture
wimdsb
Posts: 6 - Karma: 14
Colby James West - Class clown

Shane McConkey - Legend that graduated years ago and every teacher wishes students were more like
Apr 5 2016 4:30PM
0 1
profile picture
Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Iam Compton - The guy with the best yearbook picture.

Doug Bishop - That guy who always throws the best parties, and everyone wants to know him.

Giray Dadali - His brother is a legend who graduated, and now he's doing his very best to live up to his name.

PK Hunder - That one guy you can find sleeping in his car during lunch breaks.
Apr 5 2016 4:46PM
3 0
profile picture
TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
Andy Parry- Kid that always rides in the trunk when you have too many people in your car

Nick Gaper- Kid that has different rules for beer pong

Scrappy Joe- Kid that still says YOLO, swag, etc

Simon Dumont- Kid that always rides bitch seat because he's the smallest and gets pissed about it

Steve Stepp- Kid that moved to your high school just so he could go to the same school as his best friend

Jossi Wells- the one kid in school that has a motorcycle

Gus Kenworthy- Kid that begs for attention on about social media, has "goal 350 followers" in his Instagram bio

Logan Imlach (sp?)- Kid that will start shit with anyone because he's a savage and doesn't give a fuk
Apr 5 2016 5:17PM
14 0
profile picture
Pataguccimane
Posts: 548 - Karma: 1,136
Sammy C - basketball protege that the varsity coach begs to have on the team, but everyone knows he wants to play basketball by himself and make hoop mixtapes that the whole student body loves
Apr 5 2016 5:42PM
0 0
profile picture
East_Coaster
Posts: 115 - Karma: 100
Candide thovex - the kid in school that would do literally everything you told him to.
Apr 5 2016 6:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Connor_Sullivan
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,686
Ian Compton, The super friendly kid that always wore "Eco friendly" clothes and into stuff like Tom's tooth paste and LL Bean, occasionally pisses you off because he Only eats farm fresh and disagrees with modern medicine
Apr 5 2016 6:42PM
0 0
profile picture
JimmyRecard
Posts: 242 - Karma: 2,552
Ross Imburgia - the kid who always laughs at himself

Nick Goepper - the kid who loves football, works his ass off and gets pretty good at it. He despises the fact that he's the state debate champion and everyone hates him for it
Apr 5 2016 6:45PM
0 0
profile picture
Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
This thread made me realize what pros Im kinda like
Apr 5 2016 7:04PM
3 0
profile picture
CB4TSB
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,221
J-Lev, the guy who everyone at the 20 year class reunion claims they were best friends with back in the day.
Apr 5 2016 7:09PM
0 0
profile picture
Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
pretty much sums up every post in this thread


nick goepper- haha he sucks lol he was hated


Candide- wow probably sooo cool and had sex a lot


gus- haha he's gay and wants attention
Apr 5 2016 7:10PM
2 3
profile picture
Big_Mtn
Posts: 551 - Karma: 1,647
Andy Parry: The nerdy kid that plays Magic: The Gathering, yet is still popular with the cool kids.
Apr 5 2016 8:06PM
0 0
profile picture
McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
EbolaMrNoche- The fat orphane kid with aspergers that games and never showers.......poor kid always tries to talk shit to people because he was bullied so much as a kid.


Wtf??? I'm not fat or a gamer.
Apr 5 2016 8:07PM
1 1
profile picture
McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Alex Schlopy- had one good football game. Thinks he's a football legend. Bones hot chicks because chicks are stupid I thinks he's going to the NFL.
Apr 5 2016 8:11PM
2 3
All times are Eastern (-4)