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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

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Lé.Skiing
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What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
Mr.MittenCan only be used as hand covers and fap naps for jackin the bean stalk


Olive Oil


tastes like pure olives


money
Aug 12 2014 9:21PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,977
Mr.MittenCan only be used as hand covers and fap naps for jackin the bean stalk


Olive Oil


you can only mix it with vodka and drink it

basement rape dungeon "toys"
Aug 12 2014 9:23PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Pigeon.you can only mix it with vodka and drink it

basement rape dungeon "toys"


you can only use them in public.

houses.
Aug 12 2014 10:37PM
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.Rybak.
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snobunnyyou can only use them in public.

houses.


You can't use sex dungeon toys in said house.


Golf balls.
Aug 12 2014 10:43PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
.Rybak.You can't use sex dungeon toys in said house.


Golf balls.


they're all warped


pet dinosaurs
Aug 12 2014 10:50PM
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Chubz.
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.FRY.they're all warped


pet dinosaurs


Theyre all miniature and friendly.

Fuck thatd be really cool actually..

Access to goverment files
Aug 12 2014 11:38PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Chubz.Theyre all miniature and friendly.

Fuck thatd be really cool actually..

Access to goverment files


You can see everyone'a but your own.


lotion
Aug 12 2014 11:41PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
MinggYou can see everyone'a but your own.


lotion


You can only use it as salad dressing


100% use of your brain
Aug 12 2014 11:46PM
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profa_212
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Chubz.You can only use it as salad dressing


100% use of your brain


You are unable to communicate any useful ideas to anybody.

Pet fish
Aug 13 2014 1:08AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Profahoben_212You are unable to communicate any useful ideas to anybody.

Pet fish


They all die within 24 hours.


Cocaine
Aug 13 2014 1:38AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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MinggThey all die within 24 hours.


Cocaine


Makes my hyper


super mario brothers
Aug 13 2014 7:33AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Profahoben_212Pet fish


MinggThey all die within 24 hours.


Really ironic...I just won a goldfish at the fair today for my niece...I really hope it doesn't die hahaha
Aug 14 2014 1:33AM
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mexwitdarolex
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GrizzlyBurrMakes my hyper


super mario brothers


Dp grizzly burr

Chinese food
Aug 14 2014 4:42PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
MrpancakesDp grizzly burr

Chinese food


doesn't come with a fortune cookie


UFOs
Aug 14 2014 5:05PM
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Lé.Skiing
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.FRY.doesn't come with a fortune cookie


UFOs


Turns out to be weather balloons.

kit-kats
Aug 14 2014 5:13PM
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Chubz.
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LE.SkiingTurns out to be weather balloons.

kit-kats


Theyre filled with card board


Paint
Aug 14 2014 6:14PM
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Sno.
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Chubz.Theyre filled with card board


Paint


its all purple.

boats
Aug 14 2014 6:19PM
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.Rybak.
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snobunnyits all purple.

boats


They all look like purple dildos.

Magazines
Aug 14 2014 6:22PM
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Steezy_P
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.Rybak.They all look like purple dildos.

Magazines


you must eat them after reading

tires
Aug 14 2014 6:24PM
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Lé.Skiing
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snobunnyits all purple.

boats


They're all trapped in a glass bottle.




cheerios
Aug 14 2014 6:26PM
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ModMommy
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Steezy_Pyou must eat them after reading

tires


You can only use them with your heelys



Shrimp
Aug 14 2014 6:26PM
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NEPTR
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the said shrimp are actually very small penises

free Netflix account
Aug 14 2014 7:08PM
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.FRY.
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KBonethe said shrimp are actually very small penises

free Netflix account


you can only watch civil war documentaries


cheese pizza
Aug 14 2014 7:11PM
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.Rybak.
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.FRY.you can only watch civil war documentaries


cheese pizza


Actually child porn.

Gatorade bottles
Aug 14 2014 8:56PM
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Lé.Skiing
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.Rybak.Actually child porn.

Gatorade bottles


Actually cheese pizza

vacation pay
Aug 14 2014 9:00PM
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roddy116
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LE.SkiingActually cheese pizza

vacation pay


can only go to cleveland

gummy bears
Aug 15 2014 10:18AM
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No.Quarter
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roddy116can only go to cleveland

gummy bears


Taste like the best gummy bears ever for 2 seconds and then taste like boogers with an aftertaste that lasts for the whole bag.



poops that you don't have to wipe for
Aug 15 2014 12:48PM
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CheddarJack
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JakeSmithTaste like the best gummy bears ever for 2 seconds and then taste like boogers with an aftertaste that lasts for the whole bag.



poops that you don't have to wipe for


you clog the toilet every time.



hot dogs
Aug 15 2014 1:04PM
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CaptainObvious.
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CheddarJackyou clog the toilet every time.



hot dogs


Can never be eaten using your hands or feet.

lumber
Aug 15 2014 1:16PM
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rballs_
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TheSeaCaptainCan never be eaten using your hands or feet.

lumber


They all come in toothpick form.

Keyboards.
Aug 15 2014 1:32PM
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Mingg
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Adolf.HitlerThey all come in toothpick form.

Keyboards.


But you don't have hands.


pro hoes
Aug 15 2014 1:41PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
MinggBut you don't have hands.


pro hoes


You're not a pro

hoes
Aug 15 2014 1:42PM
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Lé.Skiing
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.Rybak.You're not a pro

hoes




Handles are all splintered.





hot air balloons.
Aug 15 2014 2:27PM
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Steezy_P
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LE.Skiing


Handles are all splintered.





hot air balloons.


only to be powered by farts

doritos
Aug 15 2014 4:43PM
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roddy116
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Steezy_Ponly to be powered by farts

doritos


only nacho cheese flavor

Pokemon Cards
Aug 15 2014 9:21PM
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.FRY.
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roddy116only nacho cheese flavor

Pokemon Cards


they're all magikarp

pubes
Aug 15 2014 9:24PM
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Spagett+
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.FRY.they're all magikarp

pubes


Can't be shaved into a flame design.

Kanye west CDs.
Aug 16 2014 12:10AM
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profa_212
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SpagettCan't be shaved into a flame design.

Kanye west CDs.


You have to listen to them.

Paint
Aug 16 2014 4:32AM
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Sno.
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Profahoben_212You have to listen to them.

Paint


its lead paint

cosmetics
Aug 16 2014 6:53AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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snobunnyits lead paint

cosmetics


can be cakey

Outer Space
Aug 16 2014 7:41AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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GrizzlyBurrcan be cakey

Outer Space


You're marooned on tiny planet with 7 billion other people, 80% of whom don't speak the same language as you and most of those that do are intent on using up all the planets resources as fast as possible. The others are busy killing each other over imaginary entities.

A permanently accessible fridgeful of really nice cheese.
Aug 16 2014 10:41AM
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.FRY.
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*DUMBCAN*You're marooned on tiny planet with 7 billion other people, 80% of whom don't speak the same language as you and most of those that do are intent on using up all the planets resources as fast as possible. The others are busy killing each other over imaginary entities.

A permanently accessible fridgeful of really nice cheese.


It's butt cheese

Fleshlights
Aug 16 2014 12:55PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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hot pocket for your wiener

stained glass
Aug 16 2014 12:57PM
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Steezy_P
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GrizzlyBurrhot pocket for your wiener

stained glass


shit stained

newschoolers access...
Aug 16 2014 1:18PM
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Spagett+
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Steezy_Pshit stained

newschoolers access...


Only access to site discussion forum.


The love of based god.
Aug 16 2014 2:37PM
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Mingg
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SpagettOnly access to site discussion forum.


The love of based god.


You don't deserve it.



Memory.
Aug 16 2014 7:29PM
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roddy116
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MinggYou don't deserve it.



Memory.


memory... of a dory the fish

RP cards
Aug 16 2014 11:16PM
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.FRY.
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roddy116memory... of a dory the fish

RP cards


they're really holograms

bacon
Aug 22 2014 5:32PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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was at the last supper

the predator
Aug 22 2014 6:48PM
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Lé.Skiing
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GrizzlyBurrwas at the last supper

the predator


were all on how to catch a predator.


Calamari
Aug 22 2014 8:40PM
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