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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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Jul 20 2010 11:15PM
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Dildos
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
I am a dildo /claim

I just quoted N-U-G-G-E-T /claim
Jul 21 2010 12:48AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
almost pushed seth morrison off a catwalk.
Jul 21 2010 12:52AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
This is my aunt:
she's been on CNN:
Click for larger image

/Claim
Jul 21 2010 1:02AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
my brothers best friends sister dates micheal clarke and her dad used to own ironman triathalons
/claim.


god i love going to their house
Jul 21 2010 1:09AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Front flipped a 30 foot cliff last week /claim
Jul 21 2010 1:13AM
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*valkyrie*
Posts: 229 - Karma: 51

my cousin's wife's brother is mark "mad dog" madsen who played for the lakers when they did that back to back business in 01-02 /claim

my great grandpa (about 5 greats) was the 13th signer of the mayflower compact /claim (for what that's worth anyways)

Jul 21 2010 1:51AM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
im .1337s brother /claim
Jul 21 2010 1:57AM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9

my uncle was driving in a wicked snowstorm in aspen and there was a dude walking and he picked him up and it was john denver

/claim

Jul 21 2010 2:22AM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773

i take other things people have made like songs to express my own individuality.

Jul 21 2010 2:31AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
I did a backflip on stage in front of 500 people /claim.

Yes I have the video, I can show it to you if you want.
Jul 21 2010 3:01AM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!! that is soooooo cool. I shook his hand once in Montreal! and was dancing on stage with him. Fucking loooooove Dropkicks. can you tell him there's a dude on NS who's actually in love with his music?
Jul 21 2010 3:10AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
i sent chug an email and he replied /claim
Jul 21 2010 3:17AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Whats a god uncle?

Also it would be 100x cooler if he was in Flogging Molly.
Jul 21 2010 3:23AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
i can drink a lot of lemon juice without making the sour face. i drink it plain every nithg. its really healthy for you. /claim
Jul 21 2010 3:26AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
3900 posts /claim
Jul 21 2010 3:33AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i think everyone i know has told off a member of simple plan. i've also witnessed people chuck shit at them at shows.

i was at a small club party and lionel richie was sitting across the room from me. his body guard also came up to the bar and talked to me while getting him a drink.

i hung out with the singer from coheed and cambria for about an hour lol

i met sugar sammy at work

when i was 5 i was photographed with the mayor for the local newspaper

the front of my high school was used in student bodies as edison high

i see that tanya chick on the bus all the time from radio active hahaha

and to top this list off with something extra lame...
i've slept with a red name

those last two sentences rhyme with /claim.
Jul 21 2010 8:16AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
im going to china for two weeks /claim
Jul 21 2010 8:31AM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
i have been oon the lift with jon olsson

i have talked to wallisch

i probably have the most (or one of) complicated tibia and fibia fracture on NS

(the two first claims arnt as sick as people think lol)
Jul 21 2010 8:56AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
His father was my mom god father, almost like a real father to her growing up. So then his son and my mom are around the same age, and I just consider him an uncle, but its not blood related, and at shows, he dedicated a song to me

And no, Dropkick in Boston is the craziest thing ever, better than Flogging. Outside of Boston, who cares, but in Boston, the Dropkick concerts are crazy. Like sold out of 10k for 7 straight shows in 6 days.
Jul 21 2010 8:56AM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
Im on the news everyday. Im a television news anchor. bam....errrr....i mean /claim
Jul 21 2010 9:04AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
i have had sex with over 130 women /claim.
Jul 21 2010 9:07AM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
im really jealous. /claim.

just got working serial downloads for my mbp for cs5. /claim.
i live 50 feet from the Canadian border. /claim.
my uncles' carpeted Kid Rock's house. /claim.
Jul 21 2010 9:24AM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
so have I, but we dated for 2 years.....I wonder if it was the same one.
Jul 21 2010 9:30AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
i slept with a pink name ./claim
Jul 21 2010 9:40AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
I've given Mitch Delfs a high five (and sat on his prototype Pivot Phoenix)

I found a small nug of gold at my cottage

My dad rides John Cowan's old bike

I saw Iron Maiden, Rush, Grateful Dead, Steel Pulse, Planet Smashers and the John Butler Trio in the same week

/claim
Jul 21 2010 9:50AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
LOL i don't think so jodi!
Jul 21 2010 10:13AM
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Masties
Posts: 253 - Karma: 82
My uncle was in transformers 2. you can see him running in the beginning of the movie. he has the straw hat and briefcase. /claim
Jul 21 2010 10:16AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
Then who was it?
Jul 21 2010 10:16AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
uuumm..


i have too.
Jul 21 2010 10:18AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
wow you guys are so daft
Jul 21 2010 10:18AM
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Swervasaurus
Posts: 615 - Karma: 185
Darrell and Michael Waltrip are my second cousins
Jul 21 2010 10:26AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
I had an intimate discussion with Glen Plake about cars, skiing, and the level 1 warren miller lawsuit
Jul 21 2010 10:34AM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
i met Triple - H, the wrestler, when i was cashiering at work. and some guy on the 83' Nets.

/claim
Jul 21 2010 10:41AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i live in connecticut/claim
Jul 21 2010 11:28AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
dub post, ...but i can tie cherry stems in a knot in my mouth/claim
Jul 21 2010 11:29AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
well, what was he like??
Jul 21 2010 11:30AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
i'm friends with taylor momsen /claim

i know spencer breslin /claim

i went to the same camp that maroon five started at, will smith's son went to, hasselhoffs daughters went to, paul simon's son went to, jason alexander's kid, all at the same time i was there /claim

blahblahblah imsocool yeah

Jul 21 2010 11:39AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
whoever it was i feel horrible for them.
Jul 21 2010 11:41AM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
^
Jul 21 2010 11:45AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
i post on ns a lot
everybody thinks im a huge postwhore
my dad helped write the article on the luger who died in the olympics
im awesome
/claim
Jul 21 2010 11:50AM
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MagSeven
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 412
I'm moving to Hokkaido, Japan. Leaving next week. /claim
Jul 21 2010 11:51AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
I live around the corner from High Pitch Eric from the Howard Stern show. (hes also the bouncer at the Hard Rock at the new Yankee Stadium). He's a cool guy albeit a little strange.

Kevin Connolly (Entourage) went to my high school. graduated with my brother. he comes back to Patchogue all the time and just hangs out. hes a pretty regular dude.

my bro is into producing music. he's actually good at it but just does it as a hobby. but in the past he has met with and done work with some famous people. Easy Mo Bee (He produced Biggie's first album, Tribe Called Quest, Onyx to name a few) AZ, Termanolgy, Copywrite and a few others. They have all been to my house. ( I used to live with my bro).
Jul 21 2010 11:52AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
/claim

i have never claimed on NS before and this will probably be the last time.
Jul 21 2010 11:53AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
interesting! i didn't know any of them were gay.
Jul 21 2010 11:54AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
My friends cousin is TJ Schiller /Claim
Jul 21 2010 11:56AM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
im good friends with my nieghbor and there like a second family to me. his cousin was an extra in funny people. /claim
Jul 21 2010 11:59AM
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WBY
Posts: 332 - Karma: 136

I sprayed Andy Parry with snow on accident

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Jul 21 2010 12:03PM
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ohhithere
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
i smoked laced weed
/claim
Jul 21 2010 12:13PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Saw Charlie ager and Tyler hamlet at mcdonalds while I was there with Mack jones will berman Finn Anderson and their roomate /claim
Jul 21 2010 12:13PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
WOOOO thats me



I'm at Harvard University right now /claim
Jul 21 2010 12:15PM
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