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The If Game Thread

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SteezePatrol
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Similar to the This or That Game Thread, I start by saying something like, 'If you had_________ what would you do?' then the next person responds and makes one up of their own.

If you had a portable mini-fridge, where would you put it?

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Apr 9 2005 11:04AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Yes I would.

If you had one week to live, what would you do?

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Apr 10 2005 12:41AM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
BASE jump, go to disneylad (its just a happy place), meet robin williams, and sex.

if you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be


Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.







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Apr 10 2005 1:00AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
tater tots.

If you could create a weapon of mass destruction, would you do it?

--------------------I Heart Skateboarding--------------------
Apr 10 2005 1:28AM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
no thanks id rather not kill the world and stay alive

if you had the option to have a constant neon glow around your body would you take it?

"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
Apr 10 2005 1:32AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
fuckin YE

If you couldnt ever listen to music again, what would you do?

--------------------I Heart Skateboarding--------------------
Apr 10 2005 1:37AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
something other than listen to music
if you had a hot chick for a day or a perfect park for a day, which would you do?

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Apr 10 2005 1:40AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
park for a day man. hot chicks come and go all the time... so do parks, but i mean, when a hot chick goes, you're just depressed, when a sweet park goes, you're super stoked.



if you could kill any one person, who would it be?

...why are the signatures still broken ??
Apr 10 2005 2:36AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
Osama Bin Laden, he's been hiding too long.

If you had one superpower, what would it be?

penguinmilk
Apr 10 2005 3:32AM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
power to fo anything

If you could buy mammoth or whistler,which would you choose?



'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

Jcrew Represent!
Apr 10 2005 3:41AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
mamtoh cuz tjats a funny name

go to the moon or go to the sun

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard. LINE kicks ass
Apr 10 2005 6:31AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
the moon...because im pretty sure the sun is a flaming inferno of fire that you melt in like 2 seconds on


if you had the chance to create a new cereal what would it be

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"d ude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol
Apr 10 2005 7:35AM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
colon blast

if you had no friends on a saturday night what would you do


member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'
'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'
'matt damon? hes in con air right?'
'yes , yes he is.'
Apr 10 2005 10:50AM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
go on newschoolers or wank it

if you had a butler what would his steezy name be

"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
Apr 10 2005 12:16PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
Bubbles the butler...
If you had a dog that could say one phrase, what would it say?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Apr 10 2005 12:21PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Hey, Let's smoke some dank nuggets

If you could do one terribly wrong thing what would it be?

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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~

Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
Apr 10 2005 12:25PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Take over the world.

If you had to be one kind of fruit, what would you be?

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Apr 10 2005 12:32PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
banana

gatorade or powerade?

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'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those ch
Apr 10 2005 12:49PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
gatorade

if you could create a company, what would you sell?






'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
Apr 10 2005 12:51PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
skis

if u could have any xmen's power which one would u have



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Apr 10 2005 12:55PM
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faah
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 13
magneto (i think thats his name)



if you played any insturment what would it be?

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Yeahm saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
Apr 10 2005 12:56PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
uhhhhhh im going with the x men question

i would definitley have to be Xavier, you can read peoples minds and manipulate them to do what you want. I would make kids go smack my teachers and pee on them

If you could have any supermodel as a wife, which one would it be?

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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~

Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
Apr 10 2005 1:04PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
hidi klum

If you had to do jamie thomas' leap of faith, on what kind of device would you do it on

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Apr 10 2005 1:15PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
a skateboard of course...

if you were to assasinate a single person in history, who and why?

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 10 2005 2:49PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
hitler so all that bad shit didnt happen

if you could rule any country in the world which would you choose?


"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
Apr 10 2005 3:06PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
Canada

If you could have any single digital slr which would you have?






Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the va
Apr 10 2005 3:14PM
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SteezePatrol
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I don't know what the hell mcshithead is talking about, but If I could rule one country it would be some bullshit country that no-one cares about

If you were the ruler of some bull-shit country that no-one cares about, what would you do?

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Apr 10 2005 4:30PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
If would make everybody my personal slaves/butlers

If you and one ugly fat gross girl with acne, would you fuck her to save mankind?






Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the va
Apr 10 2005 4:34PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
I'd fuck her...period

If you had to read one book for the rest of your life (say your in prison or something) what would it be?


official NS bitch
Apr 10 2005 4:38PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
A really exciting book.

If you could only have junk food for the rest of your life. Where would you eat?






Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the va
Apr 10 2005 4:46PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
hickory sticks

if you had a turkey, what would you put in it's bum?

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Apr 10 2005 4:47PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
a donkey dick






Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the va
Apr 10 2005 4:55PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
way to leave a question

i would put a homing device in its bum then set it free and see where it goes

what would you do if youre dad brought you home twenty machettes and said were going on a killing spree tonight?

"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
Apr 10 2005 9:45PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
id steal them and chhop up things around my house

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Apr 10 2005 11:12PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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^eek you didint leave something!
look like a carrot or a banaa for life?

I like to play Guitar!
Apr 10 2005 11:25PM
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t-mack101
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a banana

one ski for the rest of your life

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
Apr 11 2005 8:16AM
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sugarnspice
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I highly doubt you have the gorilla on the race couse


official NS bitch
Apr 11 2005 9:51AM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
damn it broke...someone start it back up

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I wish I had super powers
Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
Apr 11 2005 10:52AM
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FASTPACE
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If you could break one law and get away with it all the time what would it be

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
Apr 11 2005 11:02AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
speeding

if you could fly with your arms where would you go?

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 11 2005 11:04AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
On a tour of the world.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Like a virgin on promnight! -Thom Savery please pardon the cacography Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin .Phatt.Phreerider. 'naahhmahhnahh hahh h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday' "go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself" "I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 11 2005 11:16AM
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FASTPACE
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
to transform into animals or pepole

If you could meet anyone who would it be

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
Apr 11 2005 11:22AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Apple, and i already have, so i'm happy




if you could only ski at one place for the rest of your life, where would it be?

i pooped a hammer
Apr 11 2005 12:18PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
mammoth, to be the uber park steeze meister.

if you could have one body part removed, which and why?

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 11 2005 12:42PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,293
the tail bone.
Falling on it hurts as hell and it has no purpose.

If you could speak any language, which one would you pick?



Responsability,what's that?
Apr 11 2005 12:54PM
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ryan.c
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some underground language that no1 nos about

if you could go anywhere in the world, for skiing or not, where would it be?

Apr 11 2005 12:57PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
to japan man, awesome skiing on the fujiyama!

if you could have one job (besides pro skiier), what would it be?

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 11 2005 1:00PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,293
Pro DJ or rockstar

If you could kick someone's ass, how will it be and why?



Responsability,what's that?
Apr 11 2005 1:04PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
how: insanely violent
who: antoine malartre, school bully and destroyer of my social life in France.
why: sweet, sweet revenge.

if you could have one final meal, what would it consist of (per course)?

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 11 2005 1:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
an apple, consisting of... apple



if you ever met atlantaski, what would you do to him?

i pooped a hammer
Apr 11 2005 1:28PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
Smack him in the face with the antenna from a television.

If you had a cup of coffee and a set of computer speakers, what would you do with them?

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KILL WITH POWER
Apr 11 2005 1:36PM
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