PRESS RELEASE
Hey all you Newschoolers out there! Well, things are getting off to a bang this year. Alta is already reporting 182" to date, with 81" of settled snow as of Nov. 30. It looks like mid-winter out in Utah, and the filming has begun. We are already out killing it and we want to help you to want to kill it just as hard. That is why we are offering a sick sale on "First Light", just in time for Christmas (or whichever winter holiday you prefer), and the winter ahead. For a limited time only, you can pick up "First Light" for only 15 bucks. That's right, only $15. So if you want to see some of the hottest up-and-comers since Baywatch hit the scene, pick up "First Light" today. Hurry up though, offer ends on Dec. 15!
Peace
J. Lo.