Hunky Dorey

Special Agent Jason Bone takes time out of his efforts to kill people and mate with hot chicks to rap with me about his three, no six favorite dick-shaped foods.

By simmers

A 20-year-old from Vernon, BC, Justin Dorey has been around the

scene for a minute already. And with his streak of podium performances

in last winter's pipe contests, Justin is developing a reputation as a

top three kind of guy. Now that Justin's not busy skiing his way into

the judges' top three, he let me in on a few of his own top threes.

Read up. Next spring, this might become Justin Dorey's Top Ones.

http://expn.go.com/expn/blog/ski?post=3429826

Reading through Bone's top threes, one thing blatantly sticks out at me: his three favorite foods shaped like dicks are wieners, submarine sandwiches, and bananas; while his three favorite non-dick-shaped foods are sushi, pasta, and burritos. unless he's talking specifically about ravioli, lasagna, tortellini, and nigiri, sushi and pasta are pretty dick-shaped for not being shaped like dicks. Burritos are indisputably dick-shaped. In the process of editing this interview, I should have consolidated those two questions into Dorey's six favorite dick-shaped foods.

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