Hillary Clinton Receives Speaking Fees from FIS

"C'mon guys, you know me."

By natekeyes

Claims that Hillary Clinton has been receiving speaking fees from FIS have begun floating around. It is believed that just last year FIS paid Clinton $250,000 for one speech at the base of Vail Ski Resort. When asked about these accusations, she denied them with a simple, "C'mon guys, you know me," in hopes to appear core to the American skier.

Today, Bernie Sanders responded with an ET phone home-like finger, “It’s time to bring skiing back to its roots, we must break up the corrupt big money associations funding a lying candidate! Kids are out there riding 40 hours a week, lucky if they win a couple hundred bucks here and there, simply an unlivable wage. Truly a tragedy. Skiing isn’t just for the top 1% of athletes hucking triples, and we’re sure as heck not gonna let this crooked duo ruin it for the rest of America!”

Skiers around the nation seem to be taking a liking to Sanders, his die hard supporters anxiously awaiting the day they can burn one down on hill with him legally.

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