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Jesper leaves head for faction
Line skis absorbed into K2
Vishnu becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America
Salomon becomes the most popular park ski in Europe
Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on social media
Karsteder wins Olympic gold
Votaw becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie
Snow Skating becomes incredibly popular
Jibberish goes out of business
Arsenic grows a following outside of skiing
Newschoolers is dead
Jesper leaves head for Jems
Line skis absorbed into Jems
Jems becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America
Jems becomes the most popular park ski in Europe
Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on Jems
Jems wins Olympic gold
Jems becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie
Jems becomes incredibly popular
Jems goes out of business
Jems grows a following outside of skiing
Jems is dead
Juneberry? Is it hitting? Havent tried that one
-DanI’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
-DanI’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
second to last sentence be hitting
Snowbird and Alta leave the Ikon pass for good
I represent the US in the 2028 Olympics for table tennis
Newschoolers experiences a renaissance of new users from something that goes mega-viral somewhere
The search bar on Newschoolers actually functions and I can find all the old threads I want to find
I end up in a normal healthy relationship
Vish-shoeJesper leaves head for factionLine skis absorbed into K2
Vishnu becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America
Salomon becomes the most popular park ski in Europe
Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on social media
Karsteder wins Olympic gold
Votaw becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie
Snow Skating becomes incredibly popular
Jibberish goes out of business
Arsenic grows a following outside of skiing
Newschoolers is dead
#4 doesn't seem unrealistic with how the ski development is going, the skis i saw look pretty sick
BigPurpleSkiSuitThe search bar on Newschoolers actually functions and I can find all the old threads I want to find
steez_apprenticeNewschoolers searchbar actually functions
google site:newschoolers.com + search terms. it works super well and NS would be fools to waste time/money trying to reinvent the google wheel
just a PSA
- The Line Afterbang will return.
- And with the second coming of the Line Afterbang, all the good skiers will ascend to ski-heaven.
- After this rapture, the jerries and posers will be the only remaining ones left.
- The four horseman of the apocalypse: drought,
El Niño winters,
upper management,
and expensive parking,
will ascend to earth and the end days will begin.
-Massive influx of revenue toward dry slopes and fridge hills slated to open in 2030
-Pricepoint jib skis like honey badger outsell performance carving skis
-Cropped Anoraks with pop art and graffiti inspired designs, paired with baggy techwear-inspired pants. Bestselling outerwear companies based in Korea and Norway
Reporting back, I tried the Juneberry and it is just alright. Nothing wrong with it necessarily, just not a shining example of a special bev. Kind of reminds me of blue Kool Aid flavor. Middle of the pack, would buy occasionally just to mix things up. In a perfect world I am reaching for the Fig Apple Red Bull (or sugar free regular) but I am definitely known at the CVS by my gym for having a Peach in my hand from time to time.
-DanIt hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.
2028:
- Zootspace 5 comes out.
- The industry becomes eradicated from kids who grew up "Skiing" via going on ski trips to Deer Valley/Alta and have Marketing Degrees, anyone who went to an Ivy League school, anyone who went to the U, etc.
- Kits are probably retarded-as-fuck as per usual but thats skiing.
- Freeride World Tour becomes apart of that stupid Visa Freestyle Worldcup bullshit involving mogul skiing.
- Big Air becomes Aerials
- X-Games is no more. It gets taken over by incels playing competitive video games.
- Slopestyle gets discontinued as an Olympic Event because the judges still can't get their shit together.
- Dad Carves and Carving is the new vibe.
Screen cap my post please and thank you.