Best pickup lines on NS

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Best pickup lines on NS

StoinkyDoinky

Posts: 26 - Karma: 344

Feb 20 2022 10:25PM

ill go first

roses are red

grass is greener

when i think of you

i play with my weiner

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ASSholebomber22

Posts: 6594 - Karma: 69,721

Feb 20 2022 10:27PM

Wanna come to my place and watch porn on my mirror?

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elcheapo

Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,972

Feb 20 2022 10:59PM

Come on chicky baby, don't be stuck uuuup, lol

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AlexHallsEyebrow

Posts: 831 - Karma: 7,766

Feb 20 2022 11:30PM

You like mug rootbeer??

Oh you do?

Your my girlfriend

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MichiganCatFart

Posts: 1331 - Karma: 20,480

Feb 21 2022 6:52AM

Roses are red

Dolan is banned

do you mind if I hold your hand?

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oldmanski

Posts: 3089 - Karma: 21,825

Feb 21 2022 8:42AM

I got Full Tilts

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Deez_Mcskis

Posts: 382 - Karma: 3,784

Feb 21 2022 10:34PM

You're like sego big horns, you make me big and horny

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ReturnToMonkey

Posts: 6188 - Karma: 66,644

Feb 22 2022 12:29AM

Are you a halfpipe because I sure could slam my face into your lips

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JackMeHoffXD

Posts: 259 - Karma: -3,142

Feb 22 2022 1:05AM

Are u from china? cuz im china fuck

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IHatePedophiles

Posts: 697 - Karma: -6,909

Feb 22 2022 1:11AM

Are you a pedophile because I hate you

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CantThinkOfaName

Posts: 415 - Karma: -970

Feb 22 2022 1:47AM

are you a shin cause I don't wanna bang you 😬

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elcheapo

Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,972

Feb 22 2022 2:38AM

Ya wanna ski a run?

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IHatePedophiles

Posts: 697 - Karma: -6,909

Feb 22 2022 2:41AM

ShingangbangYa wanna ski a run?

😬😬😬😬😬😬

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Angioedema

Posts: 353 - Karma: 1,576

Feb 22 2022 3:38PM

I’ll lipslide your grind box if you jib my donkey ;)

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CantThinkOfaName

Posts: 415 - Karma: -970

Feb 22 2022 3:43PM

I'll jump on your hump if you rattle my lump while taking a dump in my slump

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Abomber22

Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,258

Feb 22 2022 4:28PM

Don't say anything, just stick out my tongue

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kylerstephan

Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,492

Feb 22 2022 7:44PM

These all suck.

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MichiganCatFart

Posts: 1331 - Karma: 20,480

Feb 22 2022 7:48PM

kylerstephanThese all suck.

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asparagus

Posts: 2456 - Karma: 27,859

Feb 22 2022 8:31PM

youre so fine I'd suck your dads dick to get a taste of the recipe

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kylerstephan

Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,492

Feb 22 2022 9:27PM

MichiganCatFart

I'm speechless.

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Mackaroni_space

Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,125

Feb 23 2022 1:07AM

“Let’s have sex”

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Icant_kfed

Posts: 1274 - Karma: 11,506

Feb 23 2022 6:02AM

Zootspace and chill? Credit to whoever said this first

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kylerstephan

Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,492

Feb 23 2022 6:10AM

I take it back a couple are good.

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Abomber22

Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,258

Feb 23 2022 9:07AM

Kid didn't know we had the goods

kylerstephanI take it back a couple are good.

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mrk127

Posts: 1739 - Karma: 15,745

Feb 26 2022 3:02AM

AlexHallsEyebrowYou like mug rootbeer??

Oh you do?

Your my girlfriend

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