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Best pickup lines on NS

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StoinkyDoinky
Posts: 26 - Karma: 347
ill go first

roses are red
grass is greener
when i think of you
i play with my weiner
Feb 20 2022 10:25PM
14 0
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6003 - Karma: 65,745
Wanna come to my place and watch porn on my mirror?
Feb 20 2022 10:27PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,944
Come on chicky baby, don't be stuck uuuup, lol
Feb 20 2022 10:59PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
Posts: 820 - Karma: 7,678
You like mug rootbeer??
Oh you do?
Your my girlfriend
Feb 20 2022 11:30PM
17 1
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 15,309
Roses are red
Dolan is banned
do you mind if I hold your hand?
Feb 21 2022 6:52AM
14 0
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oldmanski
Posts: 2604 - Karma: 16,477
I got Full Tilts
Feb 21 2022 8:42AM
15 0
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Deez_Mcskis
Posts: 371 - Karma: 3,701
You're like sego big horns, you make me big and horny
Feb 21 2022 10:34PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 56,396
Are you a halfpipe because I sure could slam my face into your lips
Feb 22 2022 12:29AM
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JackMeHoffXD
Posts: 259 - Karma: -3,099
Are u from china? cuz im china fuck
Feb 22 2022 1:05AM
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IHatePedophiles
Posts: 694 - Karma: -6,889
Are you a pedophile because I hate you
Feb 22 2022 1:11AM
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CantThinkOfaName
Posts: 371 - Karma: -1,403
are you a shin cause I don't wanna bang you 😬
Feb 22 2022 1:47AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,944
Ya wanna ski a run?
Feb 22 2022 2:38AM
8 2
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IHatePedophiles
Posts: 694 - Karma: -6,889
ShingangbangYa wanna ski a run?


😬😬😬😬😬😬
Feb 22 2022 2:41AM
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Angioedema
Posts: 300 - Karma: 1,312
I’ll lipslide your grind box if you jib my donkey ;)
Feb 22 2022 3:38PM
4 1
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CantThinkOfaName
Posts: 371 - Karma: -1,403
I'll jump on your hump if you rattle my lump while taking a dump in my slump
Feb 22 2022 3:43PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,350
Don't say anything, just stick out my tongue
Feb 22 2022 4:28PM
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kylerstephan
Posts: 240 - Karma: 2,396
These all suck.
Feb 22 2022 7:44PM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 15,309
kylerstephanThese all suck.


Feb 22 2022 7:48PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2273 - Karma: 25,938
youre so fine I'd suck your dads dick to get a taste of the recipe
Feb 22 2022 8:31PM
8 1
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kylerstephan
Posts: 240 - Karma: 2,396
MichiganCatFart

I'm speechless.
Feb 22 2022 9:27PM
0 1
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,066
“Let’s have sex”
Feb 23 2022 1:07AM
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 985 - Karma: 8,655
Zootspace and chill? Credit to whoever said this first
Feb 23 2022 6:02AM
9 0
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kylerstephan
Posts: 240 - Karma: 2,396
I take it back a couple are good.
Feb 23 2022 6:10AM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,350
Kid didn't know we had the goods
kylerstephanI take it back a couple are good.
Feb 23 2022 9:07AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1516 - Karma: 13,782
AlexHallsEyebrowYou like mug rootbeer??
Oh you do?
Your my girlfriend



Feb 26 2022 3:02AM
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