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Is it sociably acceptable to punt small children out of the park?
Was chilling in the park, listening to Holy Driver, and some little shit cut me off. Was wondering if it is cleared by the newschoolers council to either punt this child to the the fourth realm, or crucify him on the wall ride.
JIB_HUMANWas chilling in the park, listening to Holy Driver, and some little shit cut me off. Was wondering if it is cleared by the newschoolers council to either punt this child to the the fourth realm, or crucify him on the wall ride.
Lmao crucify him to the wall ride😂 Ya man I’d say destroy the goddamn fucker he will only snake more people and he’ll get run over by someone else anyways.
I do everyone else a favor by being the guy that yells at them its great because they are so scared for the next hour they don't come near and then there dad comes up and chewes me out because they bought a day pass they can do whatever they want. So 30min later I start over, and don't get me wrong I try to educate first; like yo don't do that there not jumps you snake everyone plus you give park crew a heart attack.
No. No it's not. That reminds me of that vid of that guy shoving that child from behind. I know it's a stretch. Its a perfect time for education. Talk to the kid or kids parent..
hoodratz47No. No it's not. That reminds me of that vid of that guy shoving that child from behind. I know it's a stretch. Its a perfect time for education. Talk to the kid or kids parent..
But if the kid talks shit gouge his eyes out
Tried to talk to a parent once... He was taking his like 5 year old through the 'advanced' park, just pizzaing around the features. But I got cussed out lmao. Was super respectful and everything cuz I was working as an instructor on the hill at the time.
"Hey man, it's great that you're getting your kid into the park, but this is the more advanced park and these features aren't great for beginners. You should check out the beginner park and your kid will be able to slide some boxes and hit some rollers!"
"FuCk YoU! we gO wHereVer We wAnt"
I'm shaking in my boots, great example you're setting for your kid there.
Then you tell him off. Fuck that guy. Tell him he's gonna get his kid killed.
Another reason large parks should have a gap jump to enter
bertBertsonTried to talk to a parent once... He was taking his like 5 year old through the 'advanced' park, just pizzaing around the features. But I got cussed out lmao. Was super respectful and everything cuz I was working as an instructor on the hill at the time.
"Hey man, it's great that you're getting your kid into the park, but this is the more advanced park and these features aren't great for beginners. You should check out the beginner park and your kid will be able to slide some boxes and hit some rollers!"
"FuCk YoU! we gO wHereVer We wAnt"
I'm shaking in my boots, great example you're setting for your kid there.
hoodratz47Side note. One time I was like 14 and there was a mom and kid were sitting on the fucking lip with a lunch box eating lunch .....blew my mind
That's so absurd I almost respect it - like we're reaching levels of jerry that shouldn't even be possible. The sheer amount of willpower, entitlement, and utter lack of observational skills that would be required to get to that point astound and frighten me
hoodratz47Side note. One time I was like 14 and there was a mom and kid were sitting on the fucking lip with a lunch box eating lunch .....blew my mind
When the term “luncheater” isnt just a metaphor anymore lol
bertBertsonThat's so absurd I almost respect it - like we're reaching levels of jerry that shouldn't even be possible. The sheer amount of willpower, entitlement, and utter lack of observational skills that would be required to get to that point astound and frighten me
last season i hit a jump and there were two kids just standing in the landing, it was a decently poppy thirty footer. i would have annihilated them, so i bailed by tucking my skis behind me and kinda blasted one of their shoulders with my hip. I broke my radius and ulna in my left arm and needed surgery to screw the head of my radius back together. that ended my season and I will never have full motion in my left wrist again and i immediately got arthritis. Still gave the kid a knuckle bump and told him to never stop in a blind spot again while I was throwing up because my arm hurt so bad. the look on the kids face was priceless, he was so terrified and offered me his "information" like it was a car crash or something.
Moral of the story is if you wanna teach the kids not to do stuff like that you gotta injure yourself really bad in a way that they know it was their fault.
hoodratz47No. No it's not. That reminds me of that vid of that guy shoving that child from behind. I know it's a stretch. Its a perfect time for education. Talk to the kid or kids parent..
But if the kid talks shit gouge his eyes out
The guy shoving the child from behind was completely warranted, he would have hurt himself badly on the jump, not only could he have hurt the guy who shoved him
hoodratz47Side note. One time I was like 14 and there was a mom and kid were sitting on the fucking lip with a lunch box eating lunch .....blew my mind
No he didn't. He could have been mature and slowed down and talked to the kid or parent. If I had been there i would have full speed speared that fuck. It was a clueless kid. Yeah it was dangerous all around. So was that shove
jnorrmanThe guy shoving the child from behind was completely warranted, he would have hurt himself badly on the jump, not only could he have hurt the guy who shoved him
I know this is 100% not a good representation of park skiers but this video is so funny to me because it truly encapsulates all the smooth brained fuckheads who allow their kids in to these areas in the first place. What business did that child possibly have in a park that looks like it has XL features??
You have to have a smooth Brian to think that was acceptable. Yes that kid doesn't belong there. In no way did that kid deserve that
animatorI know this is 100% not a good representation of park skiers but this video is so funny to me because it truly encapsulates all the smooth brained fuckheads who allow their kids in to these areas in the first place. What business did that child possibly have in a park that looks like it has XL features??
hoodratz47No he didn't. He could have been mature and slowed down and talked to the kid or parent. If I had been there i would have full speed speared that fuck. It was a clueless kid. Yeah it was dangerous all around. So was that shove
Maybe we’re talking about different videos but you can’t talk to a kid about to go off the takeoff of maybe a 30’ with nowhere eniugh speed