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JIB_HUMANWas chilling in the park, listening to Holy Driver, and some little shit cut me off. Was wondering if it is cleared by the newschoolers council to either punt this child to the the fourth realm, or crucify him on the wall ride.
hoodratz47No. No it's not. That reminds me of that vid of that guy shoving that child from behind. I know it's a stretch. Its a perfect time for education. Talk to the kid or kids parent..
But if the kid talks shit gouge his eyes out
bertBertsonTried to talk to a parent once... He was taking his like 5 year old through the 'advanced' park, just pizzaing around the features. But I got cussed out lmao. Was super respectful and everything cuz I was working as an instructor on the hill at the time.
"Hey man, it's great that you're getting your kid into the park, but this is the more advanced park and these features aren't great for beginners. You should check out the beginner park and your kid will be able to slide some boxes and hit some rollers!"
"FuCk YoU! we gO wHereVer We wAnt"
I'm shaking in my boots, great example you're setting for your kid there.
hoodratz47Side note. One time I was like 14 and there was a mom and kid were sitting on the fucking lip with a lunch box eating lunch .....blew my mind
PimpChimpinDouble post?
hoodratz47Side note. One time I was like 14 and there was a mom and kid were sitting on the fucking lip with a lunch box eating lunch .....blew my mind
bertBertsonThat's so absurd I almost respect it - like we're reaching levels of jerry that shouldn't even be possible. The sheer amount of willpower, entitlement, and utter lack of observational skills that would be required to get to that point astound and frighten me
Jemswhich bitchass mod deleted my post from here?
PimpChimpinDude tripping about a post
hoodratz47No. No it's not. That reminds me of that vid of that guy shoving that child from behind. I know it's a stretch. Its a perfect time for education. Talk to the kid or kids parent..
But if the kid talks shit gouge his eyes out
AndrewGravesSVwtf is holy driver
also spray the shit out of that kid cause no squids in the shark park. unless hes trying to hit features then its teachin time
hoodratz47Side note. One time I was like 14 and there was a mom and kid were sitting on the fucking lip with a lunch box eating lunch .....blew my mind
Jemsnaw it’s a bunch of posts they just been disappearing
sarctap shifty
hopefully the crew was filming, world class
jnorrmanThe guy shoving the child from behind was completely warranted, he would have hurt himself badly on the jump, not only could he have hurt the guy who shoved him
PackBombsPure, unbridled masculine energy in the form of a song
bradwaltersHoly Driver? Is this a remix of the classic Dio song Holy Diver?
garbagemon
animatorI know this is 100% not a good representation of park skiers but this video is so funny to me because it truly encapsulates all the smooth brained fuckheads who allow their kids in to these areas in the first place. What business did that child possibly have in a park that looks like it has XL features??
hoodratz47You have to have a smooth Brian to think that was acceptable. Yes that kid doesn't belong there. In no way did that kid deserve that
hoodratz47No he didn't. He could have been mature and slowed down and talked to the kid or parent. If I had been there i would have full speed speared that fuck. It was a clueless kid. Yeah it was dangerous all around. So was that shove
hoodratz47You have to have a smooth Brian to think that was acceptable. Yes that kid doesn't belong there. In no way did that kid deserve that